To be clear, the stylus said: "I have come from the City. I bring you a welcome gift with a sharp point that you may remember me. I ask, if fortune allowed, that I might be able to give as generously, as the way is long and as my purse is empty."
It's the journalist who quipped that this was the ancient equivalent of "I went to Rome, and all I brought you was this pen."
Still, it's so interesting to read how people haven't changed . Tourists will be tourists... and the graffiti on Ramses VI's tomb feel so internet-comment-section it's unbelievable:
“I visited, and I did not like anything except the sarcophagus!"
"I cannot read the hieroglyphs!”
“Why do you care that you cannot read the hieroglyphs? I do not understand your concern.”
People haven't changed at all!