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The Bandcamp release of The Devil's Playhouse soundtrack is now available.

God, the audio quality is so superior to the game rip's I've had on my PC(s) for 15 years now ...

"In the style of Tim Schafer, Dave Grossman and Ron Gilbert, write fun descriptions for all the different signs in LeChuck's fortress for a new version of Monkey Island 2" ⸻ 1. “Welcome to LeChuck’s Fortress – Abandon Hope (and Clean Socks) All Ye Who Enter” Please wipe your feet. Evil is powerful, but not above muddy floors. ⸻ 2. “No Unauthorized Ghosts Beyond This Point” Only the authorized undead may haunt, scare, or cackle menacingly here. Poltergeist interns must check in at reception. ⸻ 3. “Treasure Room – Trespassers Will Be Polished and Sold as Souvenirs” Our treasure is guarded by traps, curses, and a disgruntled parrot with a grudge. You’ve been warned. ⸻ 4. “Danger: Moaning, Groaning, and Occasional Explosions Ahead” LeChuck’s latest experiments in supernatural mayhem may cause temporary loss of limbs or reality. Proceed with existential caution. ⸻ 5. “Cafeteria – Serving Only the Best in Rotting Grub Since 1667” Today’s Special: Boiled Eyeball Stew with a side of Screaming Peas. No refunds. No survivors. ⸻ 6. “Dungeon – Now With 30% More Torment!” Our dungeons are equipped with the latest in medieval discomfort technology. Chains, racks, and endless banjo music. ⸻ 7. “This Way to the Lava Jacuzzi” For ghosts only. Mortals may experience light incineration. Complimentary towels (charred). ⸻ 8. “LeChuck’s Office – Do Not Disturb Unless You Enjoy Eternal Doom” By appointment only. Wednesdays reserved for beard maintenance. ⸻ 9. “Beware the Haunted Hallway – Echoes of Lost Souls and Really Bad Puns” Step quietly. The floorboards are sensitive. And sarcastic. ⸻ 10. “Official Map of the Fortress – You Are Here (And Probably Regret It)” Directions not to scale. Or accurate. Or helpful. ⸻ 11. “Ghostly HR Department – Now Offering Post-Mortem Benefits!” Need help with your spectral career? We provide ghastly guidance and resume haunting tips. ⸻ 12. “Skeleton Crew Lounge – No Skin, No Shoes, No Problem” Open 24/7. Karaoke every Friday. Theme: Songs to Die For. ⸻ 13. “Secret Exit – Shhh! It’s a Secret!” If you can read this, you’re not supposed to be here. Report to LeChuck immediately for re-education. ⸻ 14. “Beware of LeChuck’s Beard – It Bites” Approach with caution. Beard oil available at the gift shop. ⸻ 15. “Fortress Maintenance – Now Hiring Minions With Flexible Morals” Must be willing to work nights, weekends, and across multiple dimensions. ⸻ Oof. They're fricking awful... No surprise I guess

Fret not, now we can just use the power of LLMs to generate "nice x" lines for everything! 🤡