jedispy Posted September 18, 2003 Share Posted September 18, 2003 #51: Wart Removal. Seriously. I hear that is it especially good at removing plantar warts. You don't user the stick and rip method. You simply put a patch of duct tape on the wart and leave it for a few weeks. It suffocates the wart by preventing moisure and air from getting in. Of course I have not personally tried it so I can't say from personal experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted September 18, 2003 Share Posted September 18, 2003 #52: Stylish and waterproof headwear for bald people. #53: String between branches of a tree several times back and forth, then come out and check in the morning. Bats for breakfast! #54: Connect large sections of aluminum ventilation ductiing with an airtight but flexible connection. Okay, so I'm reaching on that last one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted September 18, 2003 Share Posted September 18, 2003 #55 - duct tape can be used to make lines on a sports field *nods* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted September 18, 2003 Share Posted September 18, 2003 #56 - keyboard dust cover #57 - horse shoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted September 18, 2003 Share Posted September 18, 2003 duct tape the front of speaker foam to the speaker if the foam happens to fall off. i didn't have duct tape at the time, so i used packaging tape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 ROGUE 15, THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH DUC--oh, who cares? #58: Sculpture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 #59 cable isolation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 #60 keep losing your keys? Why not duct tape them to your forehead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shivermetimbers Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 #61 Duct tape can be used for shutting up you're neighbor's annoying dog. (or your neighbor, for that matter) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 #62 use ducttape instead of bootlaces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 #63 Duct tape is wonderfully slimming as a lady's girdle applied directly to the midsection! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shivermetimbers Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 Ok well I saw this one in an incredibly stupid movie...If you are impaled by an invisable guy with a crowbar, your new girlfriend can use duct tape to close the wound and you will be miraculously better in about 5 minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 #65 Use it to secure the tape player that opens by itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 #66 - Slip'n'slide. Nuff said. =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 #67: Figuring taxes? Use duct tape to muffle your own screams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 #68 Men want to dress as a woman? Tuck and Duck It! Okay....maybe that was bad.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 #69 keep falling off the cupboard when making love? cover the surface with duct tape (hehehe 69) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 #70 Out of masking tape? Then use duck tape. Works just as good. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 #71 Hang on to your boyfriend even after he wants to break up with you, using duct tape! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 #72 use duct tape if you need to wear a hat, but can't find one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 #73: Duct tape yourself to Captain Andy the instant she's single. STTCT: Some men don't tuck away as easily as others. Siv: What the sweet and precious holy mother **** kind of shenanigans you got going on over there...? Ever try the washing machine? #74: Duct tape your California recall ballot to your forehead. When election officials ask you what you're doing, say that you're a *Hanging Chad.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 #75 glasses broken? fix 'em with duct tape! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 #75 Yes, you CAN stop annoying popup ads! Just cover your computer screen with duct tape and you'll never see another one! EDIT: Crap, there's already a 75! This is, uhh, 77...I'll go make 78... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 #76 keep getting errections at embarrassing times? then stick that sucker down with a whole lotta tape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 #78 Redecorate your bedroom with hot designer duct tape! Guaranteed to make it easier to "show members of the opposite sex your room." Also see use #69. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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