jedispy Posted September 18, 2003 Posted September 18, 2003 #51: Wart Removal. Seriously. I hear that is it especially good at removing plantar warts. You don't user the stick and rip method. You simply put a patch of duct tape on the wart and leave it for a few weeks. It suffocates the wart by preventing moisure and air from getting in. Of course I have not personally tried it so I can't say from personal experience.
Zoom Rabbit Posted September 18, 2003 Posted September 18, 2003 #52: Stylish and waterproof headwear for bald people. #53: String between branches of a tree several times back and forth, then come out and check in the morning. Bats for breakfast! #54: Connect large sections of aluminum ventilation ductiing with an airtight but flexible connection. Okay, so I'm reaching on that last one...
Sivy Posted September 18, 2003 Posted September 18, 2003 #55 - duct tape can be used to make lines on a sports field *nods*
Rogue15 Posted September 18, 2003 Posted September 18, 2003 duct tape the front of speaker foam to the speaker if the foam happens to fall off. i didn't have duct tape at the time, so i used packaging tape.
Zoom Rabbit Posted September 19, 2003 Posted September 19, 2003 ROGUE 15, THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH DUC--oh, who cares? #58: Sculpture.
Sivy Posted September 22, 2003 Posted September 22, 2003 #60 keep losing your keys? Why not duct tape them to your forehead.
Shivermetimbers Posted September 29, 2003 Posted September 29, 2003 #61 Duct tape can be used for shutting up you're neighbor's annoying dog. (or your neighbor, for that matter)
Alia Posted October 9, 2003 Posted October 9, 2003 #63 Duct tape is wonderfully slimming as a lady's girdle applied directly to the midsection!
Shivermetimbers Posted October 9, 2003 Posted October 9, 2003 Ok well I saw this one in an incredibly stupid movie...If you are impaled by an invisable guy with a crowbar, your new girlfriend can use duct tape to close the wound and you will be miraculously better in about 5 minutes
Alia Posted October 10, 2003 Posted October 10, 2003 #65 Use it to secure the tape player that opens by itself.
Zoom Rabbit Posted October 10, 2003 Posted October 10, 2003 #67: Figuring taxes? Use duct tape to muffle your own screams.
Surfnshannon Posted October 10, 2003 Posted October 10, 2003 #68 Men want to dress as a woman? Tuck and Duck It! Okay....maybe that was bad....
Sivy Posted October 10, 2003 Posted October 10, 2003 #69 keep falling off the cupboard when making love? cover the surface with duct tape (hehehe 69)
Kjølen Posted October 11, 2003 Posted October 11, 2003 #70 Out of masking tape? Then use duck tape. Works just as good. XD
Alia Posted October 11, 2003 Posted October 11, 2003 #71 Hang on to your boyfriend even after he wants to break up with you, using duct tape!
Rogue15 Posted October 11, 2003 Posted October 11, 2003 #72 use duct tape if you need to wear a hat, but can't find one.
Zoom Rabbit Posted October 11, 2003 Posted October 11, 2003 #73: Duct tape yourself to Captain Andy the instant she's single. STTCT: Some men don't tuck away as easily as others. Siv: What the sweet and precious holy mother **** kind of shenanigans you got going on over there...? Ever try the washing machine? #74: Duct tape your California recall ballot to your forehead. When election officials ask you what you're doing, say that you're a *Hanging Chad.*
Ray Jones Posted October 11, 2003 Posted October 11, 2003 #75 glasses broken? fix 'em with duct tape!
Alia Posted October 11, 2003 Posted October 11, 2003 #75 Yes, you CAN stop annoying popup ads! Just cover your computer screen with duct tape and you'll never see another one! EDIT: Crap, there's already a 75! This is, uhh, 77...I'll go make 78...
Sivy Posted October 11, 2003 Posted October 11, 2003 #76 keep getting errections at embarrassing times? then stick that sucker down with a whole lotta tape.
Alia Posted October 11, 2003 Posted October 11, 2003 #78 Redecorate your bedroom with hot designer duct tape! Guaranteed to make it easier to "show members of the opposite sex your room." Also see use #69.
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