Mr.Burger Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 You've been warned. This thread has possibly-traumatizing material. Going to keep going? Alright, but don't come crawling to me later. 1) Table saw + teeth. 2) Taped-open eyes + fan + woodshavings. 3) Urethra + deeply slicing paper.] For you guys out there: 4) Genitals + meat tenderizing mallet + hard stone surface. Can you best me in this game of "Conjure a HIDEOUSLY PAINFUL Injury?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernil Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 I've tried maybe 100 times, and have never succeeded. He's got an imagination of steel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Burger Posted October 31, 2003 Author Share Posted October 31, 2003 oh come now. i've left the table open for anyone. 5) Crowbar + fingernails + deeply slicing paper. (peel em' back and give em' a refreshing dose of paper-cuttage!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernil Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 How about knife+hand taking small slices off of the end of your penis. before they take each next slice, they rub the penis-wound with sand, alcohol, and vineger. They then slice another piece off, douse in sand, alcohol, and vineger, and repeat. Until the whole penis is gone. I'll claim victory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Level Designer + Mouse + Torture Apparatus = Slow and Gruesome Death, so Gory and Horrible that it causes errors in the punctuation of those who have witnessed the event. Or at least, so I have heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 56k Dial-up Service + online gaming experience Small toothpick + Male genital + Sudden muscle spasm Water powered suction cups + Nipples Bullet + Kneecaps Cannibal + You Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Appendixotomy. While awake. *shudder*AURGH! ( Life&Death STILL scares me...) Razor+eyeball Red hot poker + belly button Sharktooth+heel (this happened to me. I stepped on a shark tooth necklace, it went into the heel bone OWOWOW!) Air pump+ angery man+ anus.... ick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Shopping + other people Sledgehammer + elbow Exacto knife + skin over ribcage Uhh...I'll think of some more when I'm more tired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernil Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Uhh...I'll think of some more when I'm more tired. Because the human brain thinks better when it's tired? Hm...you need sleep, Andy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Correction: the human brain can think more gruesomely when it's tired. I never sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernil Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 I believe you're right. You're an hour ahead of me, meaning it's later wherever you live. And I ALWAYS hit the sack while you're in the heat of your posting. I admire you. Ok Folks...Back on topic. Any more pain coming out of the depths of your brain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Burger Posted October 31, 2003 Author Share Posted October 31, 2003 sleeping is cozy. ...like a warm towel after a cold shower. ...like a cup of hot cocoa after shoveling snow in the ****ing driveway for three days in a row. ...like a loaded weatherby mark 4 sniper rifle on a beautiful day and clear skies from a good perch as Miss Gradoville walks back to her car after school. ...like a warm bottle of water after an exasperating, sweat-filled sprint. well you know what i mean... mas o menos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 I have wonderful news for you. I am Miss Gradoville. You have just flunked algebra, or whatever it was I was in the process of teaching you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Burger Posted October 31, 2003 Author Share Posted October 31, 2003 [bites into neck] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 you are strange, Mr.Burger *adjusts cardboard bowtie* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 God, if you want to discuss such disgusting behaviour then take it to some other forum. I don't give a stuff either if there's a *warning* with this topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C Shutt Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Natty, shut face. It's not your place to tell people what threads they can and can't start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 shutt shut face. it's not your part of the game to tell people to shut face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien426 Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 1) Natty (front left) + Carl (front right) + Ray (rear left) + George W. Bush (rear right) 2) Intravenous drip of hydrochloric acid 3) a bucket of scarabs + coffin (OK, I totally 'borrowed' that from The Mummy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Originally posted by Alien426 1) Natty (front left) + Carl (front right) + Ray (rear left) + George W. Bush (rear right) :D trollbee surround.. reading yufters or andys posts can cause massive mental pain.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyTordesLegend Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Originally posted by C Shutt Natty, shut face. It's not your place to tell people what threads they can and can't start. Are you stalking Natty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernil Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 Large, splintery wooden, dense plank+freezing day+inner thigh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 el pollo diablo .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C Shutt Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 Originally posted by RoyTordesLegend Are you stalking Natty? Roy, if you're going to troll, why don't you just go ahead and troll? This passive-aggressive bullshit is just making you look like an even bigger asshole than you already are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Burger Posted November 1, 2003 Author Share Posted November 1, 2003 you're mean. for no reason. i said DON'T READ THIS IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ BAD STUFF at the beginning. i don't care if you don't give a stuff because i followed the rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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