Joetheeskimo Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 "AAAAAAAAAAAaaa..." The dwarf, out of all odds lands on earth next to Shade. *Dusting himself off* "Well, thanks" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smellyhat Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 hmmmmm incase nobody noticed: " WE ARE ON EARTH!!!!!" does none of you recall the smelly hat teleporting the cold, hard pavement to the top of an old building on earth??? that includes of course everybody who was on that pavement in that second... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smellyhat Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 besides i hit the ONLY fry, as there were no other... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 *Topshot and his living, breathing, flying Harley Davidson he calls Jim, land on Mars.* "Well, we finally made it! We're finally on.......wait a minute, we're not on Earth! Ok, what the heck's going on?" Jim:"Outta gas! Need refill! Feed me. FEEEEEEEEED MEEEEEE!!!!!" *Jim starts crying like a little baby.* Topshot:"Oh this is just great! Just great! I travel to a far away galaxy which was hardly a long, long time ago. AND NOW I'M STUCK ON MARS WITH NO GAS AND A BIKE WHO WON'T STOP COMPLAINING!!!!!!" *Descending from the heavens comes Darth Vader.* Vader:"Luke.......*big gasp*.....I am your......wait a minute, you're not Luke! What the heck's going on here?" Topshot:"Beats me. I was headin' toward a planet called Yarth or something. You must be Darth Vader." Vader:"That, I am, puny 17 year old boy!" Topshot:"Um, I have a message for you. It's from the Jedi hero known only to myself as Snowman21. He's looking for you. AND I AM NOT PUNY!!!!" Vader:"And I, for him, as well. He still owes me a new cape and lightsaber. And you ARE puny!" Topshot:"I COULD BEAT YOU WITH BOTH MY HANDS TIED BEHIND MY BACK!" Vader:"No you can't. You don't have any rope with you. What is it he wants?" Topshot:"He wants to kill you." Vader (bored):"He ALWAYS wants to kill me!" *The discussion continues while the other guys are on Earth, and Topshot, a talking motorcycle named Jim, and Darth Vader are stuck on Mars.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smellyhat Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 "heyyy, isn't that Topshot???" Smellyhat said while pointing at a moving object 400 ++ meters above the cold, hard, pavement, wich still are moving longer and longer away. "what's he doing up there? i thought we were supposed to capture this Jearth or something.... " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rick ulo 11103 Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 "i dont know" said rick riding on his tank "im going to get him" *rick landed on mars* "stupid davidson"rick blows the bike up with an rpg "you can come with me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apologetic Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 Apo lights the lighter fluid and from space there is a huge patch of smoke after a bright light."And so ends everyone else." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smellyhat Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 heyyy that's not fair at all!!!! you can't just end us (everyone else or 'us'?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 Originally posted by topshot *Topshot and his living, breathing, flying Harley Davidson he calls Jim, land on Mars.* "Well, we finally made it! We're finally on.......wait a minute, we're not on Earth! Ok, what the heck's going on?" Jim:"Outta gas! Need refill! Feed me. FEEEEEEEEED MEEEEEE!!!!!" *Jim starts crying like a little baby.* Topshot:"Oh this is just great! Just great! I travel to a far away galaxy which was hardly a long, long time ago. AND NOW I'M STUCK ON MARS WITH NO GAS AND A BIKE WHO WON'T STOP COMPLAINING!!!!!!" Hah! at least steve the flying hot dog doesn't complain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 Redwing: Well, now this won't do. To preserve the integrity of us, we can't have individuals among us trying to end us. *Takes Apo's lighter fluid* We're staging an intervention here, pal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 "Thanks, man. They sure don't make Harleys like they used to about 1,000 years ago." *Gives Rick 100 Republic creds and together, they travel back to Earth.* *Spots Red staging an intervention.* "Need help?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apologetic Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 (((BAH!))) Apo chases his lighter fluid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rick ulo 11103 Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 "come on in and you were asking for some guns awhile ago...." *rick gets in his tank and comes out with assault rifles, desert eagles, RPGs, sniper rifles, ect.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 *Takes out an AMD .65 Hungarian assault rifle and blasts Apo's lighter fluid, then sees that the fluid is floating in mid-air.* "Wow! That is lighter fluid!" *Sees that the fluid creates a huge explosion, nearly blowing Apo to pieces in the process. He then sees that Apo isn't really dead.* "Man, this sucks. This bites!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apologetic Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Apo fly's into the wall"Want to play like that?!"Apo rushes to the jedi academy and rouge squadron to protect earth Apo has the ships suround earth and waits on earth for the infantry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 *Uses a little bit of harsh sarcasm.* "Um, hello? News flash, Einstein! We're already on Earth! Rogue Squadron can't do a thing to us unless they blow up the planet as well!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smellyhat Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 yeah that's right! and since were on earth right now, who can't we just invade it... Who made the idea of invading earth anyway?? why earth, and not some other planet?? yesyes... should we invade this earth or just go and play soccer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weiderudare Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 "Soccer seems funnier! Lets do that! I want Topshot in my team!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rick ulo 11103 Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 "NO SOCCER!!!!!!" yelled rick "NOW THE WORLD ENDS!!!!!!!!!" *rick takes out the biggest can of lighter fluid anyone had seen and poured it on earth* "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" *lights matc and throws it on the ground* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apologetic Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 Apo uses a freeze ray to freeze the fluid so the match has no affect then takes the huge patch of ice and flings it at rick and sends him flying and using the force has the ice in space while rouge squadron detnates it"OOOOO pretty colors" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rick ulo 11103 Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 *rick recovered from the blow and went in his tank* "DIE!!!!!!!" *rick fires the turret at apo shattering his spine* "mess with the best and die like the rest" *rick shoved a grenade up a hole as big as a watermelon and whatched as apo was blown off earth* "hehe" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apologetic Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 Apo uses extreme force heal and becomes good as new. Apo stands with an army of jedi as far as the eye can see"We may have to fight a hard battle but we will Have victory of this planet!"The jedi activate their sabers and charge rick and rick only Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weiderudare Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 Shade uses a sledgehammer to kill all off the jedis. "Everyone happy now? So, whats next?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apologetic Posted November 15, 2003 Share Posted November 15, 2003 (((Thats messed up shade........))) Apo takes his saber and the other jedi steal the sledge hammer and slam it on shade [shade out for 2 posts] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weiderudare Posted November 15, 2003 Share Posted November 15, 2003 Apo, this isn't the Bar Fight Thread.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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