Ray Jones Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 i am usually hungry 23 hours a day. the remaining 4 hours i spend with eating. usually i leave my home with 10 cups-o-coffee, 2 glasses of ice cold milk and lets say 5 marmelade-chocolate-pretzels in my stomach. so i did today. but usually i get of the underground trains and am hungry again. there is this bakery where you can get tasty things like marmelade-chocolate-pretzels. they also offer "ready to eat" stuff like sandwiches and so on. so i got me a tomato-mozzarella-sandwich what i think i one of the tastiest things besides all the other tastiest thingys.. now it comes. sitting in fron of my computer a cup of coffee in one hand, this sandwich in the other .. taking the first bite.. i had to witness one of the worst crimes ever.. TUM TUUMMM TUUUUMMMMMMM!!! .. MAYONNAISE!!!! on a tomato-mozzarella sandwich. man. it was like discovering the world actually IS a plate. complete wrong. a desaster. i died at this moment. now i am here ranting from this other level of existance about so much incompetence. and with that i have to realize they do it always. they always put tons of mayonnaise on sandwiches. even if its a mayonnaise-sandwich already, they'd add some mayonnaise. and usually one half-rotten lettuce leaf, too. everywhere in this country it is like this. that is just disgusting. i once asked "why".. the answer was "because then it isnt so dry." HEY!! if I want something "not so dry" then i get me a soup or a girl and martini bianco. TSK!! that's why i like cooking/ making my food myself. it's pretty like "no surprises and only your own hair in that sausage". and also cooking is fun. real fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 MAYONNAISE??? i hate mayonnaise i have abit of a fetish for peanut butter & celery at the moment, i hope i'm not pregnant... lol like that Arnold swarzeggerejdkjfsk film... predator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Originally posted by RayJones i am usually hungry 23 hours a day. the remaining 4 hours i spend with eating. Hmmm... 23 plus four hours a day equals... 27 Ray, you aren't even from this planet, are you? ARE YOU? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted January 16, 2004 Author Share Posted January 16, 2004 yes i am .. but obviously my earth is rotating slower that yours. it needs 3 hours more for one complete cycle. hey.. or was it just because i redrew the dial of my clock..? one hour is now 53 minutes and 20 seconds.. siv: eewww... schwarzenegger inseminated a predator? these are nasty pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 I thought maybe it meant you were still hungry while eating. Do you eat in your sleep too, or do you only sleep 1 hour a day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 i use a metric clock, so there are 10 hours in my day... 10 hours per day, 100 minutes per hour and 100 seconds per minute right now its 6:75.66 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyTordesLegend Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Ray you've right (for once!! ) Why do all sandwiches seem to revolve around foul gunk that only dieting women seem to enjoy? Presumably dieting women enjoy this disgusting slimy mess because it puts them off eating for a few hours. It reminds me of this time I was at work (back in the days before I became a freelance artist, genious and general great guy). I was working at a different site that day and the office girls/crones asked me if I'd like a sandwich......I asked for a cheese sandwich and was given some slimy, muched up combination of cheese and filth. Down with mayonaise! Down with gunk! A SANDWICH DOESN'T HAVE TO BE SLIMY TO BE JUICY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted January 17, 2004 Author Share Posted January 17, 2004 Originally posted by SuicidalXWing I thought maybe it meant you were still hungry while eating. Do you eat in your sleep too, or do you only sleep 1 hour a day? no it said hungry= 23h; eating= 4h; for a 24h day this means: 4h= eating= not sleeping; 24h day- 4h eating= 20h (possible) sleeping. if we now would say a day lasts 1 hour and 12 minutes, i (possibly) sleep 'only' 1 hour a day. but never while i am eating .. i mean .. only 12 minutes. with that and siv's example it's proven: scale is sizeable and size doesnt matter. uuhhm. and also i now damn myself for not posting a poll. hmpf.. even roy is against it. that means he has the same opinion like me, what usually only happens if you throw panties in the game and ask "is this a pantee?" .. oh-no.. i could have banned it for ever from sandwiches!! boohoo. errm.. that reminds me of a friend. everytime we go to mc d's he orders a royal ts without onions. usually they only have prepared royal tses with onions. so they have to make a new one. that way he always get a fresh and hot burger. hmm.. worth a try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 Originally posted by RoyTordesLegend A SANDWICH DOESN'T HAVE TO BE SLIMY TO BE JUICY! That's true on so many levels... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermie Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 so this thread is mainly about the fact that mayonnaise is not good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shivermetimbers Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 well, mayonaise ISN'T good. It's disgusting. Just white gunky stuff taht doens't taste like anything. Mustard is the way to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted January 18, 2004 Author Share Posted January 18, 2004 Originally posted by Herminator_64 so this thread is mainly about the fact that mayonnaise is not good? mainly it's about TUM TUUMMM TUUUUMMMMMMM!!! .. MAYONNAISE!!!! .. on a tomato-mozzarella sandwich. a summary (thanks to the people who participated ): it's just "eewwwww" to use it everywhere and tons of it. it makes sandwiches slimy if used like water in an ocean, not to speak about salads. the taste is like not existing but it destroys also any other taste. everything's gonna taste like it feels .. slimy. roy and zoom also support the opinion that a sandwich should be juicy but not slimy. i am pretty sure too much of it could be not good for health. when my girl makes potato salad, she uses mayonnaise. but she only takes a little bit of it so that it's not gonna be slimy and the taste just adds up the taste of the whole salad. yummy. so this thread is not only about "bad mayonnaise" it's in a wider context about good and maily tasty food and how to make it or where to get it. food also should not be any crap, because over 60% of the energy we produce from what we eat is used to drive the brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 Originally posted by Herminator_64 so this thread is mainly about the fact that mayonnaise is not good? Actually it's about Martha Stewart. We're just going about it very, very secretively... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 Shh! You've said too much already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 I love mayonnaise, and I love garlic mayonnaise even more. Yes, I know I'm a freak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Originally posted by leXX I love mayonnaise, and I love garlic mayonnaise even more. Yes, I know I'm a freak. argh! liquid burp alert!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 "Martha Stewart" + "MAYONNAISE" = me running away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted January 21, 2004 Author Share Posted January 21, 2004 yup. it's *runs away* season, again. Originally posted by Siv argh! liquid burp alert!!! i though it was "liquid laugh" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Originally posted by leXX I love mayonnaise, and I love garlic mayonnaise even more. Yes, I know I'm a freak. *breaks the 'in case of bad breath' container* *gives mint to leXX* *sounds liquid burp alarm again* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted January 21, 2004 Author Share Posted January 21, 2004 *pants -> wet* .. *runs away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Originally posted by RayJones i though it was "liquid laugh" the difference is a 'liquid burp' is when you burp it up and then it goes back down again. liquid laughing is the full-on exorcist up-chuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted January 21, 2004 Author Share Posted January 21, 2004 aahhh-haahahahahahaha! .. *wet pants -> ocean dry* *ehem* .. so different from the burp the laugh basically must not be an oral one? .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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