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Originally posted by Alien426

Just because you don't see a point, Joshi, doesn't mean there isn't one.

 

There is no spoon.

 

The tree doesn't make a noise.

 

There's is no point. There is a spoon. It makes a sound.

 

Now can someone please point me in the direction of the Point!

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Well, it's not really a point. It's more of a parabolic equation.

 

 

 

But if a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to see it, and it springs back upright as a joke, do the squirrels freak out?

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And, of course, the colour of the tree.

 

Everybody knows a squirrel freaks out more over a purple tree than a blue tree.

 

 

Although, they do tend to get confused if its indigo...

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Despite the fact that squirrels are colour blind, I don't think it makes much difference. And it would be impossible for the tree to get back up, it'd need at least five legs, and it only has three.

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No, actually it's twice it's radius. and I doubt the diameter of a squirrel would be 5, 5mm is too small as is 5cm. Let's not get started of 5`

 

But I don't think they'd make fun of it unless it was dancing to the cheeky girls at the time of said incident.

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I doubt I'd care, but I may laugh if the mime was doing an impression of a guy running away from a falling tree. Now that's a cruel irony.

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Ah, but my good compainions, the real question is WHY were mimes invented?

 

Government weapon?

 

Wraith of God?

 

Or something far worse...

 

 

[useless fact] Clowns are demonic...they were invented in the Middle Ages to represtent the Devil in festaviles (sp?) and such. [/useless fact]

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Don't do it, trust me, it's not good. You end up getting very lost and sticky. And if a hedghog enters, oh the fur will fly. Because you know what they say about the hegdhog.

 

Now, if a tree falls in the woods and no ones around to see it, is it because the other trees are giving it the cold shoulder and ignoring it?

 

Or is there a deeper conspiricy? How paranoid is the tree?

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