jojobob Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 "How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?" Who asked the wood craftsman that in the beggining of Monkey Island 2? I did . Can someone follow up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 I think everybody asked him... I however could not follow it, a bit to complicated for my little mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi-Monkey Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 A wood chuck would chuck no amount of wood since a wood chuck cant chuck wood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrik Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 If a wood chuck could chuck wood, a wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceqb Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 Would a woodchuck chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I don't think a woodchuck would chuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi-Monkey Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 I think he wanted the actual reply there. Although those are good efforts. I could post the whole thing, cos I have it written down but I wont. That will spoil the fun of trying to remember it off of your head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceqb Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 I know the real lines too, it's just funnier if you say funny woodchuck sentences (if you read the last sentence of my woodchuck-story, i think you'll be pleasantly surprised!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi-Monkey Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 Woodchuck story? Go on. Im intrigued now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceqb Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 Well, the two sentences above... didnt know what to call it, so i said "story". anyway: I don't think a woodchuck would chuck. ^ the last 3 words.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Phatt Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a wood chuck would chuck no amount of wood since a wood chuck cant chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood, what amount of wood would a wood chuck chuck? even if a wood chuck could chuck wood and a woodchuck could chuck wood, should a wood chuck chuck wood? ....or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceqb Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 Oh shut up joking, please go on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 How much up could a Woodchuck shut, if a woodchuck could shut up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Phatt Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 Ba-doom ching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
02173 Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 how many wood would a woodchuckle chuckle if a woodchuckle could chuckle wood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceqb Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 How much worm would a woodworm worm if a woodworm could worm wood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Flibble Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck ciuld chuck wood. The real question is How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood. Woodchucks can't chuck wood. Federal Law. I guess you had to be there. A while ago, I was talking to this girl called Lucy, and she asked 'Whats the rule about white guys dancing in public?' This was from Scrubs and the answer is 'Not unless they're gay..' I didn't get , so I said White guys can't dance in public. Federal Law. She laughed anyway. So next day I asked her ' How much wood.... ' And she said 'Woodchucks can't chuck wood.Federal Law.' Living proof of life outside the forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 Don't bring that filth in here, life doesn't exist, we're all just part of the machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaws Posted February 29, 2004 Share Posted February 29, 2004 how much wood could a LeChuck chuck if a ... um ... never mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jojobob Posted March 1, 2004 Author Share Posted March 1, 2004 wow, those are all good except for the woodworm maybe we should start another topic about the swordfigting phrases Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrik Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 Or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One-eyed Wendy Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 Don't mean to barge in on anything,but here's my contribution: This little story is called 'Woodchucks saving the Forests' Would good wood chucks cuck wood if wood chucks could chuck wood? For good wood chucks chuck wood when wood chucks know they should...as wood chucks chucking wood is a pretty big waste of good wood. So should wood chucks chuck wood when wood chucks chucking wood is such a waste of good wood? I think wood chucks should chuck wood only when there is no good wood for wood chucks to chuck, but bad, chuckable wood for good wood chucks to chuck!!! Phew! I'm exhausted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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