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I don't think you all saw my post:

 

Originally posted by me, above

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Another false alarm, it was my mom...

 

 

 

 

What is wrong with my friends and family lately?

It's getting a little strange around here

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Insert "New and improved Mother" into your next Christmas list :p

 

I had a stranger bust into my house a year or so back, not five seconds after I turned out the light while getting ready to go to bed. I have a fine collection of swords, and one of these proved quite useful in terrifying the would-be burgler into retreating from my property. That and the fact that I was pretending to be a mental case by arguing with myself: "Mate, I'm gonna give you two secs to GTFO."----"NO! I'm just gonna kill ya!"----"Nah...better let you go.."------"Nah! KILL!!!"

 

You'll find that most people freak out real bad when confronted with a complete loon :D Though you might want to look VERY convinsing (as I can be) and I wouldn't advise this tactic to just anyone. It was kinda stupid and risky. But then what was I going to do, offer him a coffee while he robbed me blind? HELL NO!!

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sheesh, friends throwin fireworks, mum startin hoaxes.... this is why it's great to finally move out of home.... believe me IG, when you finally do, it'll be like "I can't believe I survived 18(or more?) years in that place without goin totally freakin nuts !" As much as we all love our parents, you need to move on....hopefully to a place far, far away :D Seeing that your mum has lost the plot, If I was you I'd forget about her, and instead ask lexxy for motherly advice :p (j/k lexxy)

 

MTFBWYA

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And it's better I live in Mumbai, nothing ever wrong here! (well, sometimes)

 

You live in a totally crazy place. I recommend you get on to Millenium Falcon and head for Tatooine or even Coruscant.

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