Kuuki Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 I'm sure I said it to some people, but what the hell, might as well spread the news I'm going for the NAVY w/ my 76 on the ASVAB, I can practically take just about anything I want as a job Sucks is that tomarrow i gotta go into buffalo to spend the nite so that the next day I get a phsyical and see what job placement i can get ^_^; that is if i dont be stupid a blurt out something that gets me qualified under permently disabled for some stupid bullcrap 'Oh hey see this scar? I got it when i was a kid!' 'Sorry son, you failed your phsyical' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 hahahaha navy bitch. XD j/k go you! hope u got a real high school diploma, otherwise u could possibly get screwed jobwise...i had an equivelant and didn't qualify for as much as i should have. i didn't even drop out!!!! it's alright though, i got a decent mos. here's a tip for you: BE SURE TO TAKE THE PISS TEST BEFORE THE BLOOD TEST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted March 17, 2004 Author Share Posted March 17, 2004 I got a regents diploma, i got nothing to worrya bout having a normal HS one besides as for my blood test & piss test, I'm clean, i don't drink or anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 You just now telling me this, I coulda been ripping on you for months damn it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted March 17, 2004 Author Share Posted March 17, 2004 Um, no actually cus, well, I'm just doing it for the past I donno, two-three weeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 SCORE!!!! Someone else to make Navy jokes about! Ladies and Gentlemen, I've found my Guilo replacement... Well, at least as far as the Navy humor is concerned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Originally posted by Nitro SCORE!!!! Someone else to make Navy jokes about! Ladies and Gentlemen, I've found my Guilo replacement... Well, at least as far as the Navy humor is concerned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted March 17, 2004 Author Share Posted March 17, 2004 Originally posted by Nitro SCORE!!!! Someone else to make Navy jokes about! Ladies and Gentlemen, I've found my Guilo replacement... Well, at least as far as the Navy humor is concerned. Oh really? And to whom am I speak to whom has a Pirate for an avatar?? BURN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 ........we're doomed. Kiss the navy good bye. :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 Originally posted by Scar Da Kookee And to whom am I speak to whom has a Pirate for an avatar?? I've never denied being a sailor... I own my own damned boat. It's why I reserve my right to make bad double-entendres at the expense of US Navy personnel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taos Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 Another one headed for the military huh? Good luck to you man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 Aaah, the padawan has chosen wisely. One thing, though. It's a somewhat different navy than the one I was in back in my day--they didn't have 'don't ask, don't tell.' So: don't drop the soap! And if you do, just let it go--it's a goner... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted March 20, 2004 Author Share Posted March 20, 2004 yeah the DOD privacy staement said that it does have that 'dont ask, dont tell policy' but still has a strict policy that if whom is seen participating in such 'activities' gets (in other words) an immedate discharge (not sure if honorable or dishonorable) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 That would be a dishonorable discharge... Nothin' says, "Get that outta my ass!" like being drummed out of the service. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted March 21, 2004 Share Posted March 21, 2004 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit ..don't drop the soap! And if you do, just let it go--it's a goner... here's a trick to get that soap back: stand with your back to the wall and try to use your feet to carefully shove the soap out of the showerrooms into safe territory while moving along the wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted March 21, 2004 Share Posted March 21, 2004 what kind of moron bends at the waist anyhow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted March 21, 2004 Share Posted March 21, 2004 the term "klingon slave girls" comes to mind.. besides that, your knees are your friends. an everlasting truth.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted March 21, 2004 Author Share Posted March 21, 2004 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit So: don't drop the soap! Thats prison life my friend if it's in the Navy, he'd get dishonorably discharged, and a royal ass beating. (from me stupid ) not that I'd have anything agenst homosexuals, just its the point that I'm not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted March 21, 2004 Share Posted March 21, 2004 Originally posted by RayJones your knees are your friends. an everlasting truth.. Um, it is taking so much strength to hold back from how I want to comment on this..... and on the issue of dropping soap, somebody did it in basic training, the showers went quiet....the guy immediately had everybody move away as somebody kicked the soap over to him, he picked it up, and then all was good again, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 I've seen in a documentary aboard the Nimitz that men and women had "fun" with each other in quiet places. So the sailor stereotype is now only partially true. Although I wouldn't drop the soap and then bend down to pick it up... A little song now! Where can you find pleasure Search the world for treasure Learn science technology Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true On the land or on the sea Where can you learn to fly Play in sports and skin dive Study oceanography Sign up for the big band Or sit in the grandstand When your team and others meet In the navy Yes, you can sail the seven seas In the navy Yes, you can put your mind at ease In the navy Come on now, people, make a stand In the navy, in the navy Can't you see we need a hand In the navy Come on, protect the mother land In the navy Come on and join your fellow man In the navy Come on people, and make a stand In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy) They want you, they want you They want you as a new recruit If you like adventure Don't you wait to enter The recruiting office fast Don't you hesitate There is no need to wait They're signing up new seamen fast Maybe you are too young To join up today Bout don't you worry 'bout a thing For I'm sure there will be Always a good navy Protecting the land and sea In the navy Yes, you can sail the seven seas In the navy Yes, you can put your mind at ease In the navy Come on be bold and make a stand In the navy, in the navy Can't you see we need a hand In the navy Come on, protect the motherland In the navy Come on and join your fellow man In the navy Come on be bold and make a stand In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy) They want you, they want you They want you as a new recruit Who me? They want you, they want you They want you as a new recruit But, but, but, I'm afraid of water. Hey, hey look Man, I get seasick even watchin' it on TV! They want you, they want you in the navy Oh my goodness. What am I gonna do in a submarine? They want you, they want you in the navy In the navy Yes, you can sail the seven seas In the navy Yes, you can put your mind at ease In the navy Come on be bold and make a stand In the navy, in the navy Can't you see we need a hand In the navy Come protect the motherland In the navy Come on and join your fellow man In the navy Come on be bold and make a stand You have to love the Village People! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted March 22, 2004 Author Share Posted March 22, 2004 I so skimmed past that song... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 In the Navy, You can dry-hump dead Marines! In the Navy, Have sex with guys on submarines! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 something to distract you from those homoerotic fantasies .. you don't have to wait for later here's a new eliminator ask your local weapontrader for the super-perforator! stress? just cool it! here's a special bullit put it in the magazine boom a bang into your bean. [chorus] you can call the operator for the super-perforator! killing is our habbit make you wriggle like a rabbit but before you die my dear: [chorus] have a final glass of beer! and before the break of dawn we'll have you back where you belong sprink-e-ling the lawn .. [chorus] bully-bang-bang a-bang-boom-boom meet your doom! call us soon! the local weapontrader with your super-perforator! here's the melody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted March 22, 2004 Author Share Posted March 22, 2004 I'm so not clicking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Could ya sing it one more time, I haven't laughed so hard in so long. The In the Navy song by the village people that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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