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I'm sure I said it to some people, but what the hell, might as well spread the news

 

I'm going for the NAVY

 

w/ my 76 on the ASVAB, I can practically take just about anything I want as a job

 

Sucks is that tomarrow i gotta go into buffalo to spend the nite so that the next day I get a phsyical and see what job placement i can get ^_^;

 

that is if i dont be stupid a blurt out something that gets me qualified under permently disabled for some stupid bullcrap 'Oh hey see this scar? I got it when i was a kid!' 'Sorry son, you failed your phsyical'

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hahahaha

 

navy bitch. XD j/k

 

go you!

 

hope u got a real high school diploma, otherwise u could possibly get screwed jobwise...i had an equivelant and didn't qualify for as much as i should have. i didn't even drop out!!!! it's alright though, i got a decent mos.

 

here's a tip for you:

 

BE SURE TO TAKE THE PISS TEST BEFORE THE BLOOD TEST.

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Originally posted by Nitro

SCORE!!!! Someone else to make Navy jokes about!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, I've found my Guilo replacement... Well, at least as far as the Navy humor is concerned. ;)

 

Oh really?

 

And to whom am I speak to whom has a Pirate for an avatar??

 

BURN!

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Originally posted by Scar Da Kookee

And to whom am I speak to whom has a Pirate for an avatar??

 

I've never denied being a sailor... I own my own damned boat.

 

It's why I reserve my right to make bad double-entendres at the expense of US Navy personnel.:D

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yeah the DOD privacy staement said that it does have that 'dont ask, dont tell policy'

 

but still has a strict policy that if whom is seen participating in such 'activities' gets (in other words) an immedate discharge (not sure if honorable or dishonorable)

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Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit

..don't drop the soap! :D And if you do, just let it go--it's a goner...

 

here's a trick to get that soap back: stand with your back to the wall and try to use your feet to carefully shove the soap out of the showerrooms into safe territory while moving along the wall.

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Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit

So: don't drop the soap!

 

Thats prison life my friend

 

 

if it's in the Navy, he'd get dishonorably discharged, and a royal ass beating. (from me stupid :p)

 

not that I'd have anything agenst homosexuals, just its the point that I'm not :D

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Originally posted by RayJones

your knees are your friends. an everlasting truth..

 

 

Um, it is taking so much strength to hold back from how I want to comment on this.....

 

and on the issue of dropping soap, somebody did it in basic training, the showers went quiet....the guy immediately had everybody move away as somebody kicked the soap over to him, he picked it up, and then all was good again, lol

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I've seen in a documentary aboard the Nimitz that men and women had "fun" with each other in quiet places. So the sailor stereotype is now only partially true. Although I wouldn't drop the soap and then bend down to pick it up...

 

A little song now!

 

Where can you find pleasure

Search the world for treasure

Learn science technology

Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true

On the land or on the sea

Where can you learn to fly

Play in sports and skin dive

Study oceanography

Sign up for the big band

Or sit in the grandstand

When your team and others meet

 

In the navy

Yes, you can sail the seven seas

In the navy

Yes, you can put your mind at ease

In the navy

Come on now, people, make a stand

In the navy, in the navy

Can't you see we need a hand

In the navy

Come on, protect the mother land

In the navy

Come on and join your fellow man

In the navy

Come on people, and make a stand

In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)

 

They want you, they want you

They want you as a new recruit

 

If you like adventure

Don't you wait to enter

The recruiting office fast

Don't you hesitate

There is no need to wait

They're signing up new seamen fast

Maybe you are too young

To join up today

Bout don't you worry 'bout a thing

For I'm sure there will be

Always a good navy

Protecting the land and sea

 

In the navy

Yes, you can sail the seven seas

In the navy

Yes, you can put your mind at ease

In the navy

Come on be bold and make a stand

In the navy, in the navy

Can't you see we need a hand

In the navy

Come on, protect the motherland

In the navy

Come on and join your fellow man

In the navy

Come on be bold and make a stand

In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)

 

They want you, they want you

They want you as a new recruit

 

Who me?

 

They want you, they want you

They want you as a new recruit

 

But, but, but, I'm afraid of water.

Hey, hey look

Man, I get seasick even watchin' it on TV!

 

They want you, they want you in the navy

 

Oh my goodness.

What am I gonna do in a submarine?

 

They want you, they want you in the navy

 

In the navy

Yes, you can sail the seven seas

In the navy

Yes, you can put your mind at ease

In the navy

Come on be bold and make a stand

In the navy, in the navy

Can't you see we need a hand

In the navy

Come protect the motherland

In the navy

Come on and join your fellow man

In the navy

Come on be bold and make a stand

 

 

You have to love the Village People!

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something to distract you from those homoerotic fantasies ..

 

you don't have to wait for later

here's a new eliminator

ask your local weapontrader

for the super-perforator!

 

stress? just cool it!

here's a special bullit

put it in the magazine

boom a bang into your bean.

 

[chorus]

you can call the operator

for the super-perforator!

killing is our habbit

make you wriggle like a rabbit

 

but before you die my dear:

[chorus]

have a final glass of beer!

and before the break of dawn

we'll have you back where you belong

sprink-e-ling the lawn

 

..

 

[chorus]

bully-bang-bang a-bang-boom-boom

meet your doom! call us soon!

the local weapontrader

with your super-perforator!

 

here's the melody

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