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I didn't see another Easter thread so this'll be it. Anyone doing any family fun today?

I'm gonna eat out with my family at Perkins then go to my aunts. It's all good.

 

HATHY BIRD-HEY GROOVY

Where ever he is :p

 

Peace be with you, lets Thank Jesus for saving us.

Happy Easter

Kjølen

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I'm afraid that you kids have all been too bad this year for the usual Easter rabbit benevolence of baskets full of candy and colorful hard-boiled eggs hidden in the yard. :dozey: Instead, I'm sentencing all kids to eight hours of community service...and go take a look at what's out in the yard this year.

 

:max: I'm not a pushover like Santa. That fat fool enjoys his egg nog and Christmas brandy too much to take care of business, if you know what I mean. Me, I keep excellent records--and the internet cuts down my *good* list dramatically by reporting every ISP# that downloads porn. ECHELON's got nothing on the Easter Bunny...

 

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"A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a local bar.

The place was hopping with music and dancing, but every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time after the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.

 

However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent..

She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?

 

The bartender replied, "I really don't think you should."

 

Why not?" the nun asked?

 

"Well, there is a statue of a naked man in there, and his most private parts are covered only by a fig leaf."

 

Nonsense," said the nun, "I'll just look the other way."

 

So the bartender showed the nun the door at the top of the stairs, and she proceeded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place was hopping with music and dancing again. However, they did stop just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.

 

She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"

 

"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender. "Would you like a drink?"

 

But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.

 

You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out in the whole place.

 

Now, how about that drink?"

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happy easter!!!

 

nun jokes

 

ok...

 

Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street...

The first one says "I've never come this way before"

the second one replies "Must be the cobbles"

 

Three nuns are walking down the street, when a man jumps out and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke, the second nun has a stroke, the third one didn't touch him.

 

a nun was in a bath one day and there was a knock at the door...

"who is it?" he asked

"the blind man" a man's voice replied

after some consideration he answers "ok come in"

the man opens the door walks in and says...

"nice tits... where do you want the blinds?"

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Originally posted by Siv

Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street...

The first one says "I've never come this way before"

the second one replies "Must be the cobbles"

 

Three nuns are walking down the street, when a man jumps out and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke, the second nun has a stroke, the third one didn't touch him.

 

a nun was in a bath one day and there was a knock at the door...

"who is it?" he asked

"the blind man" a man's voice replied

after some consideration he answers "ok come in"

the man opens the door walks in and says...

"nice tits... where do you want the blinds?"

:lol:

 

 

Get yer Coat.

 

 

>> ;)

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