Kjølen Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 I didn't see another Easter thread so this'll be it. Anyone doing any family fun today? I'm gonna eat out with my family at Perkins then go to my aunts. It's all good. HATHY BIRD-HEY GROOVY Where ever he is Peace be with you, lets Thank Jesus for saving us. Happy Easter Kjølen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 Originally posted by Kjølen lets Thank Jesus for saving us. And for making Mel Gibson millions of dollars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 XD Uh, er, happy belated Easter and happy belated birthday, Groovy-who-doesn't-go-here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 I'm afraid that you kids have all been too bad this year for the usual Easter rabbit benevolence of baskets full of candy and colorful hard-boiled eggs hidden in the yard. Instead, I'm sentencing all kids to eight hours of community service...and go take a look at what's out in the yard this year. I'm not a pushover like Santa. That fat fool enjoys his egg nog and Christmas brandy too much to take care of business, if you know what I mean. Me, I keep excellent records--and the internet cuts down my *good* list dramatically by reporting every ISP# that downloads porn. ECHELON's got nothing on the Easter Bunny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted April 17, 2004 Share Posted April 17, 2004 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit porn You are truly a twisted individual. Keep up the good work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted April 17, 2004 Share Posted April 17, 2004 I love this picture! I used to use her as a pict for the auto-censor, but she's much funnier surfing in the forbidden domains... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted April 17, 2004 Share Posted April 17, 2004 "A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a local bar. The place was hopping with music and dancing, but every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time after the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, "I really don't think you should." Why not?" the nun asked? "Well, there is a statue of a naked man in there, and his most private parts are covered only by a fig leaf." Nonsense," said the nun, "I'll just look the other way." So the bartender showed the nun the door at the top of the stairs, and she proceeded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place was hopping with music and dancing again. However, they did stop just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?" "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender. "Would you like a drink?" But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun. You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out in the whole place. Now, how about that drink?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted April 17, 2004 Share Posted April 17, 2004 you sure thats forum safe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted April 18, 2004 Share Posted April 18, 2004 Just wrap it in plastic before you read it. You'll be just fine... (Edlib: I love that one!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 heh, that nun joke is cool. so....aresen ...is kinda...dead again....isn't it. *stares at floor* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 *(Shoots Aresen in the head.)* Well, now it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 Well, LF was dead for TWO DAYS. I think that might have had SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 I think it does Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 aresen forever!!!!!!!!!!!!! :atat: :atat: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 happy easter!!! nun jokes ok... Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street... The first one says "I've never come this way before" the second one replies "Must be the cobbles" Three nuns are walking down the street, when a man jumps out and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke, the second nun has a stroke, the third one didn't touch him. a nun was in a bath one day and there was a knock at the door... "who is it?" he asked "the blind man" a man's voice replied after some consideration he answers "ok come in" the man opens the door walks in and says... "nice tits... where do you want the blinds?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawBag™ Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 Originally posted by Siv Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street... The first one says "I've never come this way before" the second one replies "Must be the cobbles" Three nuns are walking down the street, when a man jumps out and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke, the second nun has a stroke, the third one didn't touch him. a nun was in a bath one day and there was a knock at the door... "who is it?" he asked "the blind man" a man's voice replied after some consideration he answers "ok come in" the man opens the door walks in and says... "nice tits... where do you want the blinds?" Get yer Coat. >> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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