Redwing Posted May 20, 2004 Posted May 20, 2004 Originally posted by Ikhnaton well, we're out of cake! we only had 3 bits and we didn't expect such a rush! Well, so my choice is ..."or death"?
edlib Posted May 20, 2004 Posted May 20, 2004 Yes. But there's nothing that says it has to be your death. If I were you, I would start with the greedy bastards who ate all the cake before you could get some. For the record,.. I didn't get any cake.
Nute Gunray Posted May 20, 2004 Posted May 20, 2004 I'd refrained from clicking on this thread for a variety of reasons. In short order, my doubts concerning the nature of this thread were confirmed, and we had to fight our way out. My team lost its finest sherpa, Lopsang Janbu Sherpa, and six of our trained War-Yetis. The sherpa is replaceable, of course, but the War-Yetis are not. Their breeding alone cost nearly $134 billion and claimed the lives of over a thousand illegal Mexican immigrants.
Zoom Rabbit Posted May 21, 2004 Posted May 21, 2004 You're worried about losing a few mexican laborers? You commie pinko, that's what they're there for...! Can't make a frittata without breaking a few huevos, you know. The war yetis are a regrettable loss. We could have fed detainees to them to entertain the troops down at Guantanamo Bay.
Gold leader Posted May 23, 2004 Posted May 23, 2004 Only the males... Come on admit it, women are right, we're pigs.
Jabba The Hunt Posted May 23, 2004 Posted May 23, 2004 Pigs are supposed to be very clean thank you very much. Oh wait yeah, your right.
Rebel Loyaltist Posted May 24, 2004 Author Posted May 24, 2004 Everybody knows our tastes depends on out ethnicity. For example since I'm black, I taste like chicken.
Jabba The Hunt Posted May 25, 2004 Posted May 25, 2004 What sort of chicken? that fatty greesy stuff you get in KFC, or the throat drying stuff your mum cooks for sunday lunch?
Nute Gunray Posted May 25, 2004 Posted May 25, 2004 Originally posted by Rebel Loyaltist Everybody knows our tastes depends on out ethnicity. For example since I'm black, I taste like chicken. Also watermelon. ooh i'm nasty. But by that reasoning, I taste like booze.
Zargon Posted May 25, 2004 Posted May 25, 2004 being sweetish and dutch.......beer and pancakes? I would be yucky......
Thrawn Posted May 25, 2004 Posted May 25, 2004 I had something I wanted to say, but then I went to page two and well, it made me forget!
Ikhnaton Posted May 25, 2004 Posted May 25, 2004 Originally posted by Rebel Loyaltist Everybody knows our tastes depends on out ethnicity. For example since I'm black, I taste like chicken. and don't forget the collard greens. but anyway, we don't want your kind on this board. KIDDING!
Zoom Rabbit Posted May 25, 2004 Posted May 25, 2004 I'm told that I taste like monkey. Yummy monkey, that is...!
Thrawn Posted May 25, 2004 Posted May 25, 2004 In the end, doesn't everything just taste like chicken? Speaking of that, is it so because chicken is just so bland that you can pass anything off as it, or is it because chicken is the universal food from which all other food comes from? A mystery for the ages I say!
Philocleon Posted May 26, 2004 Posted May 26, 2004 Well seeing how I'm part French Canadian, Polish, and Yankee (meaning being descended from the early New England settlers) I'd taste of meat pie, kielbasa, and lobster.
Rebel Loyaltist Posted May 26, 2004 Author Posted May 26, 2004 Well we need to finish the food chart. Whose rice on this board? Whose Latin food? Whose tofu? We need balanced food chart damn it!
Commander 598 Posted May 26, 2004 Posted May 26, 2004 I taste like alligator with Tabasco sauce. *Begins chewing on self*
Nitro Posted May 26, 2004 Posted May 26, 2004 I'm irish/scottish... So I suppose I taste like some bastard mix of scotch and irish whiskey. How's that for creativity...
Flying Beastie Posted May 27, 2004 Posted May 27, 2004 I'm Irish/Canadian, so I'd probably taste like some blend of whiskey and maple syrup/sugar. Actually, that sounds like it'd be pretty good. . . Originally posted by Thrawn In the end, doesn't everything just taste like chicken? Speaking of that, is it so because chicken is just so bland that you can pass anything off as it, or is it because chicken is the universal food from which all other food comes from? A mystery for the ages I say! That's 'cause the Matrix can't get flavours right. Chicken is "default." I've said too much. You might want to leave now. They're comng to your door. Knock, knock, Thrawn.
Nitro Posted May 27, 2004 Posted May 27, 2004 Originally posted by edlib What... a culture? I've got your culture right here! It's a few friends of mine, and they just sorta jammed this out... http://www.sim-band.com/
MadPilot Posted May 27, 2004 Posted May 27, 2004 *makes a brief apperance* Yay, no more evil bastid trojan popups. Now I can go back to lurking safely.
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