Lynk Former Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Enough about the Jew and Lawrence Welk. I must learn more about this lesbian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 confusion = blind lesbians in a fish factory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 What if I told you those three people are.... THE SAME PERSON? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 ...must be an american joke then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 A preist and a pedofile walk into the bar... Then the next guy walks in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 And says, "Oooooooh! Buffet!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 Originally posted by Nitro And says, "Oooooooh! Buffet!" is the bar full of underage drinkers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 No, it's part of a gay joke... A bunch of guys are standing around in a bar, and the bartender says he'll give free beer for a year to whoever has the longest pork sword. So they all haul out and lay their salami down on the bar... That's when this gay guy walks in, takes one look, and says, "Oooooooh! Buffet!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 Originally posted by Scar Da Kookee A preist and a pedofile walk into the bar... Then the next guy walks in... Now, see, that joke doesn't make sense, unless you change "next" to "second". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 Two aliens walk into a bar, the bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve immigrants." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 a ray walks into a bar.. says the bartender: "HEY!! you're a bright one!" *cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 A goat and it's husband walk into a bar, unfortunately, Lynk forgot his ID. ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 What did I do to deserve that? Besides, I've never needed to show ID anywhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 That's coz Kjo forgot you don't live in the States Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Originally posted by Redwing A bear walked into a bar and said "moo". ^_^ your bear has issues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lujayne Posted July 5, 2004 Author Share Posted July 5, 2004 Woah. What the heck was I on when I posted this? O_o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted July 5, 2004 Share Posted July 5, 2004 You musta been wearing nothing but panties on your head when you posted this too... heh, not a bad image. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted July 5, 2004 Share Posted July 5, 2004 "This is my witty reply to the previous post." okay, lame, I know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 Hee hee @ ~L. (Oh, and I get the 'Nittle Grasper' line in your forum title! It's from Gravitation, isn't it? *Has seen the first...er...three, I think - maybe two - episodes just recently*) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted July 8, 2004 Share Posted July 8, 2004 uhmm the answer to the: how can 3 people be one. its God. the father the son the holy spirit and uhmm isnt the joke suposed to go: a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says: why the long face? i know one.. i was standing near the busstop.. and beside me there was this REAL ugly woman.. i mean REALLY ugly.. and she had a dove on her shoulder.... she said to me: if you can guess what this is on my shoulder i will sleep with you. i said: an elephant, she looked at me and said.... close enough. *runs* Wraith 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 8, 2004 Share Posted July 8, 2004 Originally posted by Wraith 8 a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says: why the long face? now, anybody who has now the urge to laugh, laugh here. now. or maybe you still need explanation, nitro?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted July 8, 2004 Share Posted July 8, 2004 I think i gave him enough of an explanation, i don't think he got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lujayne Posted July 29, 2004 Author Share Posted July 29, 2004 Tennis, anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 Sure! *tennises ~L* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lujayne Posted August 15, 2004 Author Share Posted August 15, 2004 Lol, that was really funny to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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