JofaGuht Posted June 21, 2004 Posted June 21, 2004 Here's the list: -Satin comforter (twice) -Satin sheet (twice) -Fabric comforter (twice) -Me -My Waking Life DVD -My Winter Sleepers DVD -My Best of W.C. Fields DVD -My "Club Surreal" sweatshirt -The corner of my closet (god knows how many times) -Perfectly good roll of wrappingpaper -A pair of socks -Cotton blanket
Jedi-Monkey Posted June 21, 2004 Posted June 21, 2004 Dont leave stuff on the floor or in their reach.
JofaGuht Posted June 21, 2004 Author Posted June 21, 2004 Originally posted by Jedi-Monkey Dont leave stuff on the floor or in their reach. The DVDs....all on a shelf. I don't have kittens. They're not mine.
simonmhutchins Posted June 21, 2004 Posted June 21, 2004 How about this then 32" widescreen tv DVD player Surround sound amp PS2 Sky digibox All by one (now deceased bless him) large black cat marking out his territory. Not a popular cat for quite a while.
simonmhutchins Posted June 21, 2004 Posted June 21, 2004 Just to clarify - not deceased as a result of the incident.
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 21, 2004 Posted June 21, 2004 so you're saying they didn't just pee in the middle of the floor at all? maybe you should crate-train them...
JofaGuht Posted June 21, 2004 Author Posted June 21, 2004 No, they're trained, here's the problem, the one cat, Troylas, will bury it's crap in the litter box with my shirts and DVDs. Because the litter box is covered with my stuff, Cressida can't see it and pisses all over my bed. And, if its in the middle of the night...me. Luckily I've thrown the Troylas of the room...and once Cressida gets used to the outside world...her too.
Zoom Rabbit Posted June 22, 2004 Posted June 22, 2004 First, grab the offending cat by the scruff of the neck and shove its nose into its own desecration while yelling, 'NO ! BAD KITTY! DIE! DIE!' Then toss the creature out the window. If it hasn't made the connection by the next time it comes inside... Compressed air horn right behind the head when it squats. I guarantee it will never sh*t again.
JofaGuht Posted June 22, 2004 Author Posted June 22, 2004 Tried that. The thing somehow always lands on its feet.
Kjølen Posted June 22, 2004 Posted June 22, 2004 Can you post the piccies anyways? I like kitties. Come on, it's a good philosophy. If others don't want to touch it, it's all yours.
Dr Edison 007 Posted June 22, 2004 Posted June 22, 2004 Originally posted by JofaGuht Tried that. The thing somehow always lands on its feet. Did you try throwing it on its back? I've seen a cat fall off a chair or be dropped and not land on its feet.
JofaGuht Posted June 22, 2004 Author Posted June 22, 2004 Yeah, that happens to really fat cats usually. Maybe I could throw them off a chair, but throwing them out the window gives them too much time to readjust themselves. They'd be acrobrats if they gave a damn.
Natty Posted June 23, 2004 Posted June 23, 2004 That's why I hate cats... I'd rather have a dog, least they don't pee everywhere and know that to go to the toilet if you're an animal you go outside.
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 23, 2004 Posted June 23, 2004 yeah, we just got a puppy about...a week and a half ago. he's a husky mixed with, we think it's german shepherd and a lab. anyway, he pees in the house sometimes, but only on the carpet. so we sop it up and spray some stuff on it and it's fine. the dog's never peed on the couch or anything like that. and that's why dogs are better. i like cats b/c they're smarter (or so i think), except they don't do anything. you can't trick train them, they sit in the washing machine all day, hide under a bed, you only see them for about a total of ten minutes every day and if that one cat puts things on the litterbox...why don't you just take the things back out of the litterbox? or put the cat in a room by itself with nothing in it and leave the litterbox there so he has nothing to put on top of it.
JofaGuht Posted June 23, 2004 Author Posted June 23, 2004 Originally posted by Natty That's why I hate cats... I'd rather have a dog, least they don't pee everywhere and know that to go to the toilet if you're an animal you go outside. Are you kidding me? Dogs might as well paint your walls with their gallbladder.
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 23, 2004 Posted June 23, 2004 Are you kidding me? Dogs might as well paint your walls with their gallbladder. gall bladder? that's on your liver..it stores your bile. you mean just bladder. right? and dogs don't pee all over the place. once you have them trained. they come and find you and they sit down. then you know they're begging you to go outside. so then you do.
ptdc Posted June 24, 2004 Posted June 24, 2004 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit Compressed air horn right behind the head when it squats. I guarantee it will never sh*t again. Don't give me ideas.
Joshi Posted June 24, 2004 Posted June 24, 2004 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit Compressed air horn right behind the head when it squats. I guarantee it will never sh*t again. Is it me, or does that suggest it ****ting just about everywhere, constantly, without interruption for about three hours untill it looks like a soft toy with the stuffing taken out?
JofaGuht Posted June 24, 2004 Author Posted June 24, 2004 Confirmed: The cats to do not piss or crap on any of my belongings anymore. Stressed out for the move I guess. One of them is out of my room now and I'm trying to get Cresseda to leave as well I will also disregard that the assinine anatomy mistake that I have made has ever happened.
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