RpTheHotrod Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 A little boy came down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores. “Not yet,” said the little boy. His mother tells him he can’t have any breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he’s a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. “How come I don’t get any eggs and bacon? Why don’t I have any milk in my cereal?” he asks. “Well,” his mother says, “I saw you kick a chicken, so you don’t get any eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so you don’t get any bacon, either. I also saw you kick the cow, so you aren’t getting any milk this morning.” Just about then, his father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks the cat as he’s walking into the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, “Are you going to tell him, or should I?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troopr-Undr-Fir Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Dirtah! but funah If ya know what I mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Ok, you might as well explain it now because theres gonna be alot of questions about it... including me >_> Why the cat now? Is this some twisted sex joke that i'm not getting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troopr-Undr-Fir Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Originally posted by IG-64 Ok, you might as well explain it now because theres gonna be alot of questions about it... including me >_> Why the cat now? Is this some twisted sex joke that i'm not getting? Sessir , just think harder . (give ya a hint: what rymes with wussy) I don't exactly know why he posted it as a thread...but what eva, gave me a good one to tell to my boss. He gives me things for telling him funny jokes (Like baseball tickets) HURRRAY! yeah I jump through hoops If ya know what I mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Originally posted by IG-64 Why the cat now? Is this some twisted sex joke that i'm not getting? you poor sheltered little child. and yes, yes it is. well not twisted, but it is a sex joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Ever heard a cat refered to as a pussycat IG? Ever hear them leave the cat off the end of it? Now what does THAT make you think of........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Can someone just tell me? >_> My bro wont tell me, i'm starting to think its a conspiracy to drive me insane. Seriously, i'm not going to figure this out on my own, i'm not good at these. [EDIT] ty et >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icemaniax Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 edit- pffft. didn't see his edit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpTheHotrod Posted July 21, 2004 Author Share Posted July 21, 2004 Lmao. You shall be in torment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Sick joke, but funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jebbers Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 funny...like whats long, hard, and has a little pink tip at the end?? A MATCH STICK YOU SICKO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troopr-Undr-Fir Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 Originally posted by jebbers funny...like whats long, hard, and has a little pink tip at the end?? A MATCH STICK YOU SICKO!!! Match sticks are red at the tip >_>... and My shlong isn't pink either My pugs shlong is pink... I think I've said shlong enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 Originally posted by Troopr-Undr-Fir Match sticks are red at the tip >_>... and My shlong isn't pink either My pugs shlong is pink... I think I've said shlong enough ... I fear for everyone that knows you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Blackadder Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 Sick jokes ehs... am I allowed to tell any? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Rythe Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 I recomend you read the forum guidelines first. Mainly cause Rp didn't actually say anything wrong:p All I can say is, I feel sorry for the father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 took some time before i got it, but i got it sooner than IG anyway... concerning the sick jokes, go ahead, at least we'll have a laugh before you get banned... (unless they're not THAT sick...) EDIT: What happened to the jokes thread we had a while ago, anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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