ckcsaber Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 Just a little. xp I was trying to go for the James Bond dive, but it turned into a "Chris Farley destroy everything in your path" fall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troopr-Undr-Fir Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 Originally posted by Kain Seriously, we were stuck for like 20 minutes on a sandbar and as I'm about to get the canoe back into the water, some fat lady said 'You guys stuck?'. OOOOOOOOOOOh my gawd...all I could think besides 'I want to rip your face off and mail it to your parents' was 'No, I'm actually polishing the rocks with the bottom of my canoe'... That cheered me up ------------- As for me. Too many to go into... I'd get carpal tunnel. But I remember posting some of these in a thread like this last November. Here be some: My friends and I decided to make a jackass video. And of course I am the fall guy who has to actually do the stunts . They put a net at the bottom of a 20 ft wall (Well it was a bunchof bungy crods tied together) and they tell me to do two complete back flips. Let me remind you that I don't drink very much, and when I do its maybe 1 or 2 40's, and I didn't drink before this stunt either, so it was under my own free will. Anyway, there are about 5 strong men (They are pretty buff, so they claimed they were strong.) And they were holding up the net. I get up there, look down, turn around, take a deep breathe, and get one backflip off, then have trouble with the second. I hit the net with my ass. And right when I hit it i think "Cool, so I guess I wouldn't get hurt". But they force and the weight I hit the net at was to large for them all to hold up. So they drop me on my tail bone, and I fracture it . 2 weeks later: I have one of those ab-masagers that shocks your abs into shape (Doesn't work, just wanted to see what it was all about), and They ask me to get it out, then tell me to put the shock pads on my toung. I do and it tingles at first, then they crank it up and it nearing makes my toung explode. And after that I get this 'brilliant' idea. I decided to take the shocker into the bathroom with me. My friends followed not know what I was gonna do. I pull my pants down, and put the pads on my testies (not drunk mind you). Then everyone of them starts laughing as I turn it up little by little. It didn't hurt for a while. and I was like "WTF?" So I turn it up to the max and then it really starts to hurt. I ripped them off and then I uncontrolably pissed for about five minutes all over the stall. Then in stead of laughing at me, my friends look like this: Lets just say I don't get out of bed the next morning Dumbest. Idea. Ever. I think this post is long enough. When I get home from work, I might post more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 :| If it nearly exploded your tongue, while the hell would you put it on your balls? Actually, don't answer that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PR-0927 Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 *Ouch.* I'm starting to wonder if that might be the winner for the Darwin Awards...except you never died... I guess you were just lacking the good feelings and fun, so, yeah... My friends and I once laid on the most massaging part of those massaging pads you put on chairs...we made sure our balls were on the most "massaging" area...boy, it felt good...when we did that on our rear end...it tickled...a lot, and we jumped off immediately... That was fun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 Originally posted by Troopr-Undr-Fir I ripped them off Oh gawd, I hope you don't mean your testicles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 Originally posted by Troopr-Undr-Fir Dumbest. Idea. Ever. Agreed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt-Man Posted August 18, 2004 Author Share Posted August 18, 2004 Originally posted by ckcsaber Just a little. xp I was trying to go for the James Bond dive, but it turned into a "Chris Farley destroy everything in your path" fall. HAHAHAH that was hilarious:rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 Originally posted by Majin Revan *Ouch.* I'm starting to wonder if that might be the winner for the Darwin Awards...except you never died... I guess you were just lacking the good feelings and fun, so, yeah... My friends and I once laid on the most massaging part of those massaging pads you put on chairs...we made sure our balls were on the most "massaging" area...boy, it felt good...when we did that on our rear end...it tickled...a lot, and we jumped off immediately... That was fun... TOO much info. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troopr-Undr-Fir Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 Originally posted by Majin Revan *Ouch.* I'm starting to wonder if that might be the winner for the Darwin Awards...except you never died... I guess you were just lacking the good feelings and fun, so, yeah... My friends and I once laid on the most massaging part of those massaging pads you put on chairs...we made sure our balls were on the most "massaging" area...boy, it felt good...when we did that on our rear end...it tickled...a lot, and we jumped off immediately... That was fun... Mine might have been dumb, but yours is just scarry Oh gawd, I hope you don't mean your testicles I was contemplating which would hurt worse the next morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 I once rode on a mo-ped at like 30 mph in a subburb after it rained. Well, i was going around a corner with water on the ground, and I was on smooth concrete, not normal asphalt, and a truck was going by (I was going around the corner, turning left, and the truck was going right from my perspective.) So I slammed on the brakes and tilted the mo-ped on its side and skidded to a stop before being run over by the truck. but because of the adrenaline rush, I immediatly jumped up saying I was okay to the driver, picked up my bike and started walking home, my friend ran up to me to see if I was okay and said I was bleeding. I looked at my knee and blood was running down my leg to my shoes, then it started hurting like hell.... ouch... damn shorts... TiE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Dark Jedi Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 Lets see the stupidiest thing I have done is...............................I dont know.But my friend jumped off his roof and didnt hurt himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt-Man Posted August 18, 2004 Author Share Posted August 18, 2004 i'm glad i made this thread, now we can reveal how dumb swampies really are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Knight of Keno Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 Originally posted by ZBomber I also downloaded a program that deleted everything on my PC, but I restarted and stopped it. So you downloaded Windows, eh? Stupidest thing, eh? I played Dink Smallwood allmost to the end and then took the wrong weapon to kill the boss... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightNinja Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 i once posted in a "Stupidest Thing" thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 Originally posted by Darth Tepe So you downloaded Windows, eh? Stupidest thing, eh? I played Dink Smallwood allmost to the end and then took the wrong weapon to kill the boss... I don't pirate things. I think it was actually a gag program, because once I shut down and booted back up, everything was there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewbacco Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 When I was young, around five years old, i was smart enough to drive golf carts all by my self. Well i was driving my dad through the golf course (my dad was the manager of the country club) and I forget to set the parking brake when we got out so the cart started to roll down a hill and into a lake that was used as a resevoir for the golf course sprinkler system. So the cart was almost totally submerged. It took a heavy duty truck to pull it out of the mud. I am usally good to setting the parking brake before. Maybe there was something exciting that was happening. Chew Mein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Dark Jedi Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 I found out what the stupidest thing I have done it is when I was about seven.Ifound it fun to jump on a couch with my cousins.Well one of my cousins accidently pused me off and I went down the stairs because we were on the second story of my Nan's house.When I hit the bottom I only had a broken elbow.Boy was I lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acdcfanbill Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 haha, i remiber one time as a kid i was swinging tarzan style from the rafters in our shed on a rope, well, i miscalculated the length of rope to use and slammed right into the front of a balerack which, um, hurt cause i hit my shins... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jebbers Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 one hot sunday afternoon at church, i think i was about 11 or 12, and me and a couple of friends decided to climb a 30' ladder that goes straight up and into the steeple, where the ac thingy was, and man was it nice and cold....after about 10 minutes of sitting in the cold we decided to leave..one of my friends got stuck to a metal machine thingy and his shirt ripped when we pulled him up...so i decided to go second down the ladder...well i had both hands on the sides of the ladder,one foot on the ledge and the other foot was lookin for the rungs to climb down. well i thot i found and it turned out to be the wall......so thinking my foot was on the rung i pulled my other foot off the ledge.....my right foot slipped of the wall and down i slid the 30' ladder...i hit the bottom with a very loud thump and couldnt breathe for about 3 minutes....my friend at the bottom said i looked like a fire fighter sliding down the pole thingy....they all agreed it looked cool from both the top and bottom views..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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