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A seaman meets a pirate in a bar. the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.

The seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"

 

The pirate replies "Arrrr, a shark bit it off! arrrr!"

 

"wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"?

 

"AARRRRR!!!, my hand was cut off in a sword fight."

 

"really!" remarked the seaman. "what about the eyepatch"?

 

"ARRRRRRRRRR! a seagull dropping fell into my eye.", replied the pirate.

 

"you lost your eye to a seagull dropping?!" the sailor asked

 

"YYYARRRRRRRRRRR!!!", said the pirate, "...it was my first day with the hook."

 

 

i know another pirate joke, but it's not for a family forum... you see it's rated AARRRRGGH!

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It's my personal opinion that Seinfeld has only one good episode; the one where they all try to withold from masturbation. Other than that, in my eyes it was a crap show. And FURTHERMORE, all the praise it gets for being a show about "nothing" is a bunch of bull-- Seinfeld is just as much about nothing as Friends is.

 

As far as I'm concerned, I'm with Feral--> Fraiser was the best sitcom around. And a spin-off, yet. That's an achievement...I doubt "Joey" will go far.

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Friends was about something, it was about their bizarre dating circles within the group, it was pretty much about orgies.

 

And yeah I watched the first episode of Joey and other than Joey himself I thought all the characters were flat and boring. However the old friends crowd will latch to it like life sucking drones and make it a ratings success anyways.

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