Writer Posted December 15, 2004 Posted December 15, 2004 (Alyssa enters the room, followed by Cat. Nom and Tarila are not far behind.) Alyssa: Care to share it with us?
Deac Posted December 15, 2004 Author Posted December 15, 2004 Deac: Not only has a mysterious L. Okpihet taken over the former Enron building, but you don't even have to pay to read our adventures!
Writer Posted December 15, 2004 Posted December 15, 2004 (Nom shrugs) Tarila: Go figure. (Cat growls)
BattleDog Posted December 15, 2004 Posted December 15, 2004 Flax: So at least we know where we're going.
Writer Posted December 15, 2004 Posted December 15, 2004 (Alyssa shrugs) Alyssa: Sort of... what's Enron? And more importantly, where? I sort of forgot to inform my characters of my planet's history... Tarila: Who cares? It's just a building, right? Alyssa: Will somebody answer me??
BattleDog Posted December 16, 2004 Posted December 16, 2004 Sophae: Enron was an evil corperation based on Earth, however this planets lawyers are much more insiduous and they managed to force Enron into bankruptcy. In the Emperor ever tryed to take over Earth he'd be sued for infringing civil liberties.
Deac Posted December 16, 2004 Author Posted December 16, 2004 Deac: Quick! To the Deac mobile! Orthos: You have a mobile? Deac: I'm hoping real Deac does *Goes outside to find a bicycle in Deac's parking space* Syrnl: Stupid environmentalist. Or maybe he's to stupid to drive. Deac: Heck. We'll just hot-wire Redwing's car.
Writer Posted December 16, 2004 Posted December 16, 2004 Alyssa: We could take Wildjedi's... after all, I don't think he'd have much of a problem. It's not his. It's his mom's! Shut up... Tarila: It's that one! The silver mini van there. Nom: And Wildjedi has the keys! Again, shut up...
Redwing Posted December 16, 2004 Posted December 16, 2004 ((OOS: [Ya, in this thread? Who would've thought? ] If I recall correctly, real-Deac lives in England...if not, I'll correct my post )) Rwos: I'd be all for that, except 'Redwing' doesn't have a car... K'Warra: That's right. She, or he, or it, or whatever, rides the bus. *Grins* Two hours every day to school. We can steal 'its' bus pass if you want. Me: ...Shut up. >< *Hides* K'Warra: On the bright side, I know all about Earth. Because I live here! In an alternate universe, anyway... *K'Warra walks across the street to the first vehicle he sees. Breaks the lock and opens the door* K'Warra: Hey! We're in England! Bloody Brits driving on the wrong side of the road... Rwos: Aren't you English? K'Warra: Ya, but I haven't really lived here since the Middle Ages. Someone else want to drive? I get shotgun.
Writer Posted December 16, 2004 Posted December 16, 2004 Alyssa: Umm... I'd say yes, but this thing has wheels under it... I'm not sure I could. (Nom and Tarila agree) England? No, no. I couldn't either. It's the wrong side of the road! No, somebody else can volunteer. In fact, I think I've said too much already. I'll leave you all to whatever madness you're about to encounter and go... um... study BIOLOGY!! Yeah, that's it! Biology! Alyssa: I hate it when he does that...
Deac Posted December 16, 2004 Author Posted December 16, 2004 [it is indeed correct. They are in England...BUT Enron/Darkstar tower is in the U.S] Deac: That's right. We need to cross the ocean. Orthos: But how? Deac: To...the airport! *After a long and difficult bus journey there [this is English public transport after all...] Attendant: Welcome. Where would you like to fly today? Deac: New York, please. Attendant: How many tickets. Deac: This many *Points to everyone* Attendant: Please remove any metallic items you are carrying. *Deac walks through the metal detector. It goes off* Attendant: Do you have any metal limbs or plates? Deac: Several...*begins pointing them out* Orthos: We'll be here a while...
Writer Posted December 16, 2004 Posted December 16, 2004 (Tarila frowns and begins to remove all metal items... this includes two swords, six knives of various lengths, and two pouches of throwing knives. Nom removes his sniper rifle, along with the other assorted rifles he has strapped to his back. Then, he removes the long knife hanging at his side. Alyssa removes two lightsabers and a long metal pole she'd been carrying on her back. Cat merely growls) (The attendant screams at the sight of the tiger and runs away.) Alyssa: Do you think that means we can take our weapons back?
jokemaster Posted December 17, 2004 Posted December 17, 2004 *Greer passes through without any problems, then turns off metal detector disabeler*
Writer Posted December 17, 2004 Posted December 17, 2004 "Showoff," Alyssa mutters, taking her weapons and going through the metal detector caring very little about the thing going off since the attendant had run off. Nom and Tarila did the same. Cat simply followed Alyssa and was the only one of their little party who did not set off the metal detector since he had not metallic objects to carry. Not many tigers do:p
Redwing Posted December 17, 2004 Posted December 17, 2004 K'Warra: So, you really think they'll let us on the plane now, geniuses? Rwos: Deac, you up for some Jedi mind tricks?
Deac Posted December 18, 2004 Author Posted December 18, 2004 Deac: Awww. I stink at those. Syrnl: So do I...hmmm... Deac: I'll try anyway... You want to let us on the plane Attendant: Hey! You're like that guy out the movie! Syrnl: Hey...we're going to a convention. In New York. These are all just plastic. Come on...who has a "real" lightsaber anyways!
Writer Posted December 19, 2004 Posted December 19, 2004 (Alyssa whispers) Alyssa: Good gracious, do you really think you'll get us on like that? (Then, after raising her voice, she uses a mind trick) Alyssa: We have tickets. Attendant: You have tickets. Show them to me. Alyssa: We have already shown them to you. Attendant: You have already shown them to me. Alyssa: We may board now. Attendant: You may board now. Have a nice flight. (The attendant then sees Cat and runs away screaming. Alyssa laughs.) Alyssa: Cat seems to be the only thing we need around here... everybody runs at the sight of him. (As the attendant runs away...) We have a large party of... people. They've got a tiger with them and they're boarding the next flight to the US! Let US customs know what's headed their way... and see if you can get rid of that tiger before it kills somebody!
Captain Wilson Posted December 19, 2004 Posted December 19, 2004 *Kaildor was sitting in his isle seat when Deac and co were boarding* Kaildor: Keep it down will ya, some of us are trying to sleep *pulls a brown hat over his eyes* Kaildor: Bloody Tourists
Deac Posted December 20, 2004 Author Posted December 20, 2004 Passenger: Don't I know you from somewhere. Deac: I just have one of those faces...er... I'm playing JC in Deus Ex the Movie.
Writer Posted December 20, 2004 Posted December 20, 2004 (Alyssa smiles and nods, but when she gets the chance, she whispers to Deac.) Alyssa: You're what who in what the what? Hmm, yes it's me again. I must say, I don't bother educating my characters in video games or any other form of technology or entertainment which exists on my home planet... sorry, you'll have to do quite a bit of explaining. Tarila: And of course, you don't have the time to explain it yourself... typical. Nom: You'd hope our creator would have the time for us. Shut up! I've got to finish about 11 modules of a biology book within the next 2 days! Alyssa: Mmmhmm, sure you do. That explains perfectly why you're here talking to us right now. Give me a break! I'm taking a little break, so what? Nom: So finish up so you don't have to take a break! Oh, fine... I'll be back [/Governor Arnold] Tarila: Don't you love it how we can boss him around?
Deac Posted December 21, 2004 Author Posted December 21, 2004 [Time to get this moving] *The plane lands and they arrive at the Enron building* Deac: In there? That's a long way to go. *Begins climbing stairs* Syrnl: Anyone else want to take the lift?
BattleDog Posted December 22, 2004 Posted December 22, 2004 Sophae: The lift is broken, this is Earth, remember? Nothing ever works. Allessa: Well would one of you boys like to fix it. Flax: That's for when your car breaks down, we're not all that stupid. How the hell do you expect me to fix a lift? I don't even have a hydro spanner. Hal: I'll fix it for you! Dasken: No, I'll fix it for you! Hal: No, she's my fiencee, I'll do it. *They begin to fight.* *Flax puts his head in his hands and drags his fingers down his face.*
Deac Posted December 22, 2004 Author Posted December 22, 2004 Deac: Then...the stairs... Syrnl: Yes the stairs, and then? Deac: Up, up up and up. And then... Syrnl: The tunnel... *Deac looks puzzled* Deac: No, the office. Syrnl: Yes, the office. We meant that. Deac: Whatever. *Starts climbing stairs*
Writer Posted December 23, 2004 Posted December 23, 2004 (Alyssa turns to Deac) Alyssa: You spend time with some very strange people... (Cat bounds up the stairs ahead of everybody) Alyssa: No, CAT! Get back here! (Cat growls, but returns to Alyssa's side.) Tarila: Strange people abound here. You talk to an overgrown cat. (Nom and Tarila chuckle and head up the stairs.)
BattleDog Posted December 23, 2004 Posted December 23, 2004 *Flax and DRago climb the stairs, folled by Sellenna and Sophae, Hal and Dasken continue to fight.*
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