THE MANDALORE Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 Imagine for a moment that you could "learn" three force powers in real life. It could be any thing that you want (ie - force storm, kill, heal). Which combonations would you use and why? For example: I would learn: 1. Battle Meditation - To control the outcome of a fight to my advantage 2. Kill - To get rid of that annoying English Professor of mine. 3. Force Camoflage - To dissapear and become invisible at will and wreak havoc at my school. How about you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drazin Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 Force Persuade Force Wave Force Crush Persuade because I could finally get the jacklegs at work to do what they are supposed to. Force Wave to get slow, old people out of my way on my way home from work. Force Choke for fun on a friday night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingerhs Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 ^^^^ whats with the darkside powers?? somebody could charge you guys with assault. anyways, i'd have to say force speed, force persuade, and mind trick. force speed so i can move around faster w/o wasting gas (have you seen those prices recently??? ) force persuade for getting certain people to leave me alone (in real life, not in the forums).... mind trick so that i can convert people to my point of view in the middle of a debate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuitari_28 Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 Force storm: So when I get mugged I can fry their asses and Ill never need a jump for the car again. Force Whirlwind: Earn money by giving cheap rodeo rides. Kill: Just so I can choke the buskers when they dare ask for money with their crappy songs and guitars. Id also like stasis so I could kidnap people into in the night and take them back to my lair... To the batmobile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiEND_138 Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 Dominate mind. Just too much fun. & I think this should be over in the Cantina... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE MANDALORE Posted March 17, 2005 Author Share Posted March 17, 2005 whats with the darkside powers?? somebody could charge you guys with assault. If I used Force Kill on my Professor, I will be hailed as a hero since she is the most evil creature that has ever lived. I will be doing everyone a favor I other words Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblue789 Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 1. Dominate Mind - Uses are unlimited. 2. Kill - Nice, silent way of killing people, no one has to see... 3. Enlightenment (as if I had master versions of all those FPs under this... >_<) - just because. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90SK Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 I would use revitalize, then make a fortune off bringing dead pets back to life what, its a goldmine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellderon Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 IN THIS ORDER: Force Heal - extreemly handy stuff, no need for a band-aid anymore Force Persuasion/Mind Trick - lot's of fun:D and VERY handy Force Speed - Olympic gold, here I come! Spped is allways good. Force Wave - handy in lines..GIMME SOME ROOM! Death Field - zap the bugger and get hgealed at the same time? sing me in! Force Jump - who needs an elivator ever again? Force Choke - to tighten your grip around someones throat.. Hmm.. wonder if it would work on someones privtes..painfull... Hey..what effect would it have on fem....?!...ERm...I think I rated it too low.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblue789 Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Oh man, forgot about force jump. Screw enlightenment, jumping ubar high is all I need > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abespam Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 force storm - so that i can ownzer ne one ne time (plus it free electricity.. there goes the energy bill) force persuasion - i can convince everyone that im right and they should all bow before yours truly force speed - the most important thing in fightin is not strength, balance or stamina its speed.. if ur quick enuf you can do nething before ne one else has the chance to move thus i will be able to proclaim myself emperor of the galaxy!!! ALL HAIL EMPEROR ABESPAM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derc Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Dominate Mind. People must see my way of things. Like on tests. Force Push. Just a simple Force push. Do you know how many times I try to do this in real life? Force Enlightenment. Hey, three(Speed, Aura, Valor) for the price of one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall_4185 Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Mater Heal-would be quite nice since I'm almost constantly fighting injuries Force Wave-simply because it's cool Force Storm-big and impressive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Originally posted by Derc Dominate Mind. People must see my way of things. Like on tests. Force Push. Just a simple Force push. Do you know how many times I try to do this in real life? Force Enlightenment. Hey, three(Speed, Aura, Valor) for the price of one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_night Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Dominate mind. Mainly for my girlfriend. "You will never wear a bra again." Force crush. Hey, what can I say? I'm evil. And of course, heal. I'll never have to worry about getting my hindquarters handed to me in a fight... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue9dlb Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Dominate Mind: Engineering exams where never so easy... Force Speed: Equallibrium anyone? Death Field: Simply because I love vampiric type spells in RPGs. Force Camoflauge: Ohhh the fun! Force Heal: Who wouldn't want to magically heal themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McPurplesaber Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 1. Force Persuade: Me: "Hey, dude, get me a soda." Friend: "Psshhh ... get bent." Me, waving my hand, Kenobi-style: [Force Persuade] "Hey, dude, get me a soda." Friend: "Yeah, I will get you a soda. Would you like anything else with that? Fries? A Hot pocket? My girlfriend?" Me: "Everything is proceeding as I have forseen it. I am teh roxxor j3di!" 2. Force choke: Some dude on the street: "Hey, you suck!" Me: [Force choke]: "Hey, is it just you, or is the air getting very thin all of a sudden?" Some dude on the street: "Aaaaackkkkk!" 3. Force Levitate Object. Do I even have to list all the possibilites? Ok, I will: 1. Stealing wallets. 2. Making pieces of fruit hit people on the head. 3. Totally cheat at juggling. 4. Stealing candy from babies. 5. lifting heavy objects off of people trapped under them. 6. Dropping heavy objects on people. 7. Pulling weapons away from people. 8. Making rocks hit people on the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellderon Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 LOL...which brings me o a whole new idea... INVENT YOUR OWN FORCE POWER!!!!! Force Private Crunch - let the Sith scream in pain as their genitals are crunched... (hmm...maby for females it should be called force rape) Force Stink - subdue someone by the overwhelimg stench of the Dark Side! Force Freeze - handy for cooling down beer in a pinch..or some hot-heads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted March 19, 2005 Share Posted March 19, 2005 Originally posted by Ellderon (hmm...maby for females it should be called force rape) Don't pull a Krow. I sense feminist group crushing YOUR genitals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblue789 Posted March 19, 2005 Share Posted March 19, 2005 You don't have to be a female to be raped... it's just that most (almost all) rapists are male, and the majority of males are strictly heterosexual... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted March 19, 2005 Share Posted March 19, 2005 Of course not, but raping is not really a thing to joke about. Really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingerhs Posted March 19, 2005 Share Posted March 19, 2005 to get this thread back on track, here's a couple of 'inventive' Force powers: Force NOS- tired of that Mustang handing it to your old beater at the stoplight?? just use the Force to help boost your power a bit. with a bit of practice you'll be burning rubber in no time... Force Release- if you're always getting embarrassed at the office by your friends (aka co-workers), then its time to extract your own form of revenge. there's nothing quite like making them have a bowel movement right in the middle of their own presentation.... Force Disruption- have you ever met a 'know-it-all'?? well, the next time you have a discussion about aerodynamic theory, just use the Force right in the middle of the critical point of their 'explanation' to make them forget what they were going to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonie Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 Force sleep Use the power of the force to get more rest for your sleep - 20 hour waking day here we come! Force flavour Airline food? No worries. Force Rewind Ever fancied reloading your life? No need with force rewind, and it's cheaper than Sky+. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Zugg Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 Oh what mischeif I could cause... Force Enlightenment - 3 Force powers in one. The most fun being speed Dominate Mind - You *WILL* give me an A+... Force Choke - When Dominate Mind doesn't work, watch out... Yes, I'm evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j3di_sean Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 I like this thread... this is tougher than I thought ... here goes 1. Mind Trick (most practical!) Me: "I deserve this job" Employer: "you deserve this job" Me: "On second thought, I will be the boss!" Employer: "On second thought, YOU will be the boss!" (Heck ... maybe I don't even have to work.) (I thought I'd be needing force sense because my dang cats keep roaming and looking for them gives me a headache. But I'm pretty sure "You will not roam" will work... hopefully) 2. Force Telekinesis - I can use this to manipulate objects without touching them, like levitating them. Don't think there's any need for a specific dark side power since this covers the choking, strangling, crushing, etc. - Helping others is also possible with this ... can't think of anything though... 3. Force Concentration - Increases studying speed. - Increases work efficiency - Increases force power intensity - More kills in multiplayer games! (BWAHAHAHA!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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