Fealiks Posted May 8, 2005 Posted May 8, 2005 lol so maybe he'll kill you, dress you up, THEN bum ya! nah, just messin wiv ya NiK you'll be fine...
Brighteyes Posted May 8, 2005 Posted May 8, 2005 He wouldn't touch ya anyway. He'd take one look at ya and say: "Chuffin ell it's Captain Jack Sparrow! Sod this, i'm off!"
Vikinor Posted May 9, 2005 Posted May 9, 2005 Originally posted by Kjølen But you know what they all say about middle-aged murderous convict men. They're all just hot, naked 20 year old women on a computer in Sweden. What's that supposed to mean huh? He actually dug up graves and had sex with the bodies?! I say that's the worst of the three. Still though keep your "relationship" to ONLINE ONLY.
Kjølen Posted May 9, 2005 Posted May 9, 2005 What about murder Larz? I wold consider that one to be the worst. That one is actually causing physical harm to a living being.
Acrylic Posted May 9, 2005 Posted May 9, 2005 Originally posted by Kjølen What about murder Larz? I wold consider that one to be the worst. That one is actually causing physical harm to a living being. But the one earlier stated is just.. .... eeew.
Ray Jones Posted May 9, 2005 Posted May 9, 2005 Eww, not eww,.. really, noone cares about that. Dead bodies are gone anyway. But murder.. naja. Also, Niko, you sound a bit like the innocent virgin teenager I know about from this kind of "I-know-what-you-did"-teen-movies. First he's just going to tell his story and in the next moment you beg him to pee on you. Seriously. Don't trust murderers. Especially if they are 'outside'.
NiKo Posted May 9, 2005 Author Posted May 9, 2005 okay, now seriously guys. wtf is up with y'all? I said I'm only talking to him about the script I'm writing. ever seen Silence of the Lambs? Natural Born Killers? Gacy? you think any of the scrip writers ended up having anal sex with a psycho? I'm just doing research. I'm not planning a playdate with this perverted individual.
DrMcCoy Posted May 9, 2005 Posted May 9, 2005 Originally posted by NiKo you think any of the scrip writers ended up having anal sex with a psycho? ...Yes... Originally posted by NiKo I'm not planning a playdate with this perverted individual. ...I think that's what we all wanted to hear...
Brighteyes Posted May 9, 2005 Posted May 9, 2005 It'll be on a stormy night........ "What''s that shadow" OMG! ARRRRGGGGHHHH! *Next day* "Bloody hell my arse hurts".
Vikinor Posted May 9, 2005 Posted May 9, 2005 Originally posted by Kjølen They're all just hot, naked 20 year old women on a computer in Sweden. No. This.
Skinkie Posted May 10, 2005 Posted May 10, 2005 Just make sure that if he ever asks where you live, you lie, and you lie good.
Alien426 Posted May 10, 2005 Posted May 10, 2005 Ts, ts, ts. No trust in the prison system these you people have. Have you asked him what human flesh tastes like yet? Probably tastes like chicken. Other things to do: Ask him if this image turns him on. Ask him if he has considered to become a vegetarian and worship a volcano god. Does he like chianti and fava beans? Someone wanna suggest some RPG necromancer questions?
NiKo Posted May 10, 2005 Author Posted May 10, 2005 Originally posted by Alien426 Ask him if this image turns him on. Hahaha Originally posted by Alien426 Does he like chianti and fava beans? Hahaha:D
RicardoLuigi... Posted May 10, 2005 Posted May 10, 2005 Ugh, I just looked at this thread, and I have to say....the idea of someone eating little parts of dead bodies is really gross... ...damn French. Ils sont foux!
toenail1 Posted May 11, 2005 Posted May 11, 2005 If he does like chianti, make sure he pronounces it wrong too
JofaGuht Posted May 11, 2005 Posted May 11, 2005 Supposedly one of the surviving members of the Donner party became "addicted" to human meat. Sort of a non sequitir, but it's the knowledge I can apply to in this situation.
NiKo Posted May 11, 2005 Author Posted May 11, 2005 I'm thinking of dropping the script. the more I talk to him about his story, the more I feel sick to my stomache.
Brighteyes Posted May 11, 2005 Posted May 11, 2005 Don't worry dude. Your Captain jack sparrow (see Niko sig), you can handle just find the rum! What a great line! *But whysh the rum gone!?"
Brighteyes Posted May 11, 2005 Posted May 11, 2005 http://www.therhythmcompany.com/gallery/data/thumbnails/19/IMG_1945.JPG Yup gotta be at least semi gay Even guybrush has a ponytail hhmm....maybe it's all pirates.....NEW THREAD
toenail1 Posted May 11, 2005 Posted May 11, 2005 Tell us some stories this guy told you. I must know for..... school..... yes, thats it.
Fealiks Posted May 12, 2005 Posted May 12, 2005 er.. whats his name? ive been trying to find him for ages on the FBI website to see what he looks like, but a name would help... I agree with Alien!!! what does human flesh taste like?! ask him pleeaasseeee!!! dont force me to eat my own arm again
Acrylic Posted May 13, 2005 Posted May 13, 2005 Originally posted by Fealiks er.. whats his name? ive been trying to find him for ages on the FBI website to see what he looks like, but a name would help... I agree with Alien!!! what does human flesh taste like?! ask him pleeaasseeee!!! dont force me to eat my own arm again FBI = American. And he didn't commit a crime to Americans as far as I know, so I don't think he'd be on the FBI website.
NiKo Posted May 13, 2005 Author Posted May 13, 2005 nope. I found him through a lot of links. as for 'what does human flesh taste like' he says : "It's like touching the face of God. you feel like you're not a part of the human race anymore'.
Ray Jones Posted May 13, 2005 Posted May 13, 2005 Pfft. This is all in the head. He's a stupid. HAHAHA. "touching gods face"
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