RevanA4 Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 um no what if the matix existed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Smaug Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Originally posted by jedigoku um no what if the matix existed? Do you mean matRix? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted July 12, 2005 Author Share Posted July 12, 2005 I don't play the online game, so I don't know the extended story (Arguably one of the best sets of movies ever made though) But I guess I would be on the humans side and program Force powers, A one handed double lightsaber, and take a cool looking gun like a P90 or M4 and cheat all kinds of cool stuff into it:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanA4 Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Originally posted by Darth Smaug Do you mean matRix? yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Smaug Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 If the matrix really existed there would be nothing..We don't know of the existance of Neo and the rest,we are the humans who think that everything is real,like the spoon thing,so nothing would change,exept that the guys who got the blue pill( or wa sit red?) would fihgt against agents,and we would live in our ordanary life... What if droids really existed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted July 12, 2005 Author Share Posted July 12, 2005 But I would have taken the RED pill and duel weilded sabers and SMGs against evil programs:D "What if droids really existed? " I would have my own personal HK, "uh these burgers are evil meatbags, TORCH THEM NOW HK!!!, Delighted cullinary query: regular or extra crispy master?" But the most important question arising from this.... What if Darth Imperious' droid really existed;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanA4 Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 um what if RJM said something without masking it in idotacracy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 My head would explode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted July 12, 2005 Author Share Posted July 12, 2005 Um what if JG had a sense of humor J/K I actually did answer the question, it's just that something new and intriguing always pops into my skull:D Besides you could have just used , and then posted your own answer to the question:) So what if Padme actually had triplets, who would the third one be? (is that serious enough JG) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aash Li Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Originally posted by REDJOHNNYMIKE What if: There was a planet that had dark jedi/sith soldiers and jedi/republic soldiers, and was cut off from space travel, who would do best in a land war (and would any of them make any "engines" that resemble Red Green contraptions) [/b] hahahaha <3 RedGreen! Redneck ingenuity. XD What if Padme had triplets Can you say OWWW!! ? The third would have been a girl too, and then the Emperor would have gone translucent with worry because he would have had 3 potential Jedi to hunt down, and not just two. What if George Lucas wasnt a senile old goat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanA4 Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Originally posted by jedigoku um what if RJM said something without masking it in idotacracy? the universe would implode and RJM would run around screaming every body eat pizza cuz its the last pizza you will ever eat:p I have a sense of humor I just have one different from your and I find stupidity and idiocy anoying:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aash Li Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 The word is "idiocy" not idiotocracy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanA4 Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Originally posted by Aash Li The word is "idiocy" not idiotocracy. fixed it. what if the monkeys really are comming? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted July 12, 2005 Author Share Posted July 12, 2005 " Originally posted by jedigoku um what if RJM said something without masking it in idotacracy? the universe would implode and RJM would run around screaming every body eat pizza cuz its the last pizza you will ever eat I have a sense of humor I just have one different from your and I find stupidity and idiocy anoying" I'm not the one talking to myself:p oh wait........ "hahahaha <3 RedGreen! Redneck ingenuity. XD" Well you are closer to the border, so unfortunately I probably haven't seen as many episodes as you:( Please send me duct tape to make me feel better:) On a slightly more serious note... "What if George Lucas wasnt a senile old goat?" The Jedi would be wise enough to believe in absolutes. Due to the extreme loss of robes and sabers, by the ends of the movies the Jedi would be buck naked and defensless. The actors wouldn't appear to be complete idiots because he would have directed them like a uhh director would. "what if the monkeys really are comming?" Are they Jedi monkeys, mutant monkeys, purple monkeys, Ninja monkeys, redneck monkeys, space monkeys, bald monkeys, bureaucratic monkeys, grease monkeys, robot monkeys, lucas arts deadline monkeys, duct tape monkeys, shiny monkeys, rapper monkeys, rawker monkeys, big monkeys, small monkeys, carnivore monkeys, paranoid monkeys, schizoid monkeys, stoner monkeys, or the ones who fling poo at anyone who disputes their theory that we came from monkeys. You just chewed me out for having a "unique" sense of humor, and then ask if the monkeys are coming? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanA4 Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 blame mono's sig for that:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aash Li Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 rofl Redneck monkeys! If the monkeys were coming, then... wed collect them and make a monkey zoo! It would draw lots of people because they would be unique... especially if they were as odd as Johnny makes them appear. If you were to place a bottomless bag inside of another bottomless bag, what would you get, or what would happen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted July 12, 2005 Author Share Posted July 12, 2005 Ok, Mono I blame thee and though and whichever other way I can. So which monkeys do you think are coming, are there any I forgot, and wouldn't it be great if they were all coming:) It would be just like the DNC:D *politics gets everyone upset and they start breaking random objects* What if there were borg in Star Wars? EDIT:just saw Aash Li's post, A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF GROCERIES Or my stomach (yup I outeat wookies) Or a useful bag to hide all my spy stuff in when I'm sneaking into a consulate Or it wouldn't fit:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Originally posted by REDJOHNNYMIKE What if Darth Imperious' droid really existed;) [Obi Wan] I don't recall having owned a Droid... curious! [/Obi Wan] Originally posted by REDJOHNNYMIKE What if there were borg in Star Wars? From what i understand they were called the Yusann Vong (sp?)... But I do have a good one for this... We are the Sith... Lower your shields and surrender your ships... We will add your tecnological and midichlorianal significance to our own... Resistance is Futile! :cyb3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Originally posted by RedHawke From what i understand they were called the Yusann Vong (sp?)... Nope, Vong were fanatics with an obsecion with organic everything. What if there were borg in Star Wars? Inner geek is coming out...cant hold back... In one episode of St:TNG the enterprise was taking on a race of folks who used lasers, which cannot get through their fine shield-like machines called 'shields'. That means that since the Borg are better than the Federation the Borg would own anyone in the SW universe and have the Force to use against anyone after that. Don't say i didnt warn u against the dork side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanA4 Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 what if women made sense to guys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aash Li Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Originally posted by jedigoku what if women made sense to guys? Dont think with your crotch, and we make perfect sense. hehehe What is men were more like women? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanA4 Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Originally posted by Aash Li Dont think with your crotch, and we make perfect sense. hehehe What is men were more like women? I don't and ya still confuse the heck out of me ot is your name ashley-1:rofl: don't get it:fist: minus minus before something in c++ is the same as subtracting 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted July 13, 2005 Author Share Posted July 13, 2005 "what if women made sense to guys" They kind of do, you just have to spend a whole lot of time tinking about women, with your primary AND secondary brain:D "What is men were more like women?" There would be less people:p It just wouldn't work anyway, We'd all be on the job and every 5 seconds some guy would come and hover over the other guy and be like "don't hurt yourself, watch out for that over there, don't stick your fingers in that receptacle, clean that mess up...ETC." (oh and I work with my mom, so I'm what you'd call an authority on the subject:D ) We'd never get anything done because everyone wouldn't let you climb a ladder until both feet are properly secured in 500 lbs of concrete, and can you imagine working next to the woods "SPIDER SPIDER SPIDER KILL IT *5 nailguns start shooting at the spider* LOOK A MOUSE *everyone climbs ladders and flings hammers at it. So if you ever want a roof over your head, BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR!!! "We will add your tecnological and midichlorianal significance to our own..." I thought we all wanted the Midi idea to go away and get eaten by a terentatek:D And JG I think that implies quote author or something, or a way to indent it these posts don't seem to like having a lot of spaces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanA4 Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 that was programming humor for ya:p um c++ is a programming language and -- in the decremental opperator aka - 1 what if these lyrics were true "everything you know is wrong black is white up is down and short is long and everything you thought was so important doesn't really matter because everthing you know is wrong"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted July 13, 2005 Author Share Posted July 13, 2005 Hmm I've never heard it, when you said it before, the first thing I thought of was Grand Incredibles "big is the new small" But, Dave chapelle would make absolutely no sense and everything would look like looking at a negative, Our hair wouldn't grow so long because the gravel in the road would wear it down form walking on our heads, I would be a whole foot long (that's funny right there, I don't care who you are:D ), then Love wouldn't be important:( But I'm assuming it has something to do with priorities, maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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