El Sitherino Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 I blame Rick the dick from accounting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Computers, Opposite genders, sex, and happiness should be banned from the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Originally posted by Kjølen Happiness should be banned from the world. Shortened it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Yeah, that about does it. I propose we devance back to the Midieval Ages, but before that, give everyone Sex Changes to one gender call "Gemale", with no reproductive organs, then smash our heads with rocks until we can't feel emotions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Anyone found being happy will be kicked in the crotch repeatedly until they bleed and will then be repeatedly sodomized with a cactus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermie Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Originally posted by Kjølen "Gemale" shadowrocker@gemale.com? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Um, sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Windu Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Anyone found being happy will be kicked in the crotch repeatedly until they bleed and will then be repeatedly sodomized with a cactus. You know, you'll probably end up fulfilling some weirdo's dream at some point in your happiness removal adventure... Personally, I don't like being abused by a cactus... but... there's someone that might... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 We'll take measures to assure everyone is cleansed of their happiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wilson Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Oh oh cleanse me first and while your at it scar out my eyes, ears, tounge and nervous system so that nothing can every offend me again in my perfect world. What a load of ass crap. Any way ou think about anyone who can legaly own the game can legaly look at real boobs, or have real sex, so why the hell are they compliang about low grade computer porn? WHY? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toms Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Hillary Clinton has demanded an equiry!!! Oh no! http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/07/14/hillary_clinton_gta/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Knight of Keno Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Originally posted by toms Hillary Clinton has demanded an equiry!!! Oh no! http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/07/14/hillary_clinton_gta/ "How ARE they doing that? Let me see! Me want to see too *whimper*" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 I always wonder why it's okay for us to kill people mercilessly (or watch people do it), but should we shag (or watch people do it) it's horrible and completely reprehensible. I fail to see how murder is okay but sexing your significant other is wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK-8252 Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Originally posted by InsaneSith I always wonder why it's okay for us to kill people mercilessly (or watch people do it), but should we shag (or watch people do it) it's horrible and completely reprehensible. I fail to see how murder is okay but sexing your significant other is wrong. Because it's evil to bring new lives into the world. I mean, they didn't ask to be born! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acdcfanbill Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 ESRB like the MPAA ratings are only guidelines that dont have to be followed, they are not law. most stores/theatres go along with their ratings, but they cannot be charged with a crime for letting a 16 yr old into a R movie or selling a M game to a kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Anybody who gets off on a computer generated video game charector sex scene needs help and anyone who lets their kids buy this game is an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toms Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Originally posted by acdcfanbill ESRB like the MPAA ratings are only guidelines that dont have to be followed, they are not law. most stores/theatres go along with their ratings, but they cannot be charged with a crime for letting a 16 yr old into a R movie or selling a M game to a kid. I thought they could, although maybe its a state-specific law or something. In the UK you can definately get charged for selling 18 cert. films to underage kids etc... though i doubt you would. Anybody who gets off on a computer generated video game charector sex scene needs helpidiot. Just to play devils' advocate, but surely everything about video games is a case of getting "involved" in a computer generated world, getting attached to computer generated characters and getting affected by computer generated events... so it doesn't seem that getting "involved" in computer generated sex would be any different... mind you, from what i can see the aim of the mini-game is to press the button as fast as possible to fill up your "satisfaction" meter as quick as possible. There are going to be a lot of disappointed girls out there if a generation of kids learns it's technique from GTA:SA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acdcfanbill Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 certian stores like Wal-Mart and maybe a couple others i dont remimber, they voluntarily follow these guidelines and will fire employees who go against company policy. But otherwise, I am not aware of any Laws requireing adherence to the ESRB/MPAA's rating systems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Knight of Keno Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Originally posted by toms mind you, from what i can see the aim of the mini-game is to press the button as fast as possible to fill up your "satisfaction" meter as quick as possible. There are going to be a lot of disappointed girls out there if a generation of kids learns it's technique from GTA:SA Yeah... They grab the nearest controller and start smaching the button for three hours, then stop and say: "Ahh... I'm satisfied, how 'bout you, ho'?" and walks out the door still fully clothed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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