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well.... this was an insane night.

 

went to the movies blah blah blah.

 

 

the nuts thing about it, was a couple days ago ben brought home a laser hair removal machine. thing on wheels, looks like some kind of support actor from a bad 60's sci fi show. anyway, we had an empty room, so i thought i would try riding around on it in the empty room. that was great fun. then later, i was talking to ben. he's like, man thats an expensive machine. little did we know, THATS A REALLY ****ING EXPENSIVE MACHINE.

 

 

List Price: US$64,750.00

Price: US$55,750.00

67,964.82 CAD 45,012.55 EUR 72,330.05 AUD

 

 

I WAS RODEOING ON 70 THOUSAND DOLLARS OF MACHINE.

 

HOLY ****.

 

i've decided to never touch anything that pops up in the house unexpectedly ever again.

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I am Ben. I went over his house all the way on the other side of the world just to ride arouind on a hair removal machine.

 

That's right, I legally changed my name to Ben 10 minutes ago.

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Duh, you don't know who Ben is? Pffft.

 

Oh wait! Are you saying I'm a loser if I don't know who ben is? Well in that case, me and ben go waaay back. Like, I've known ben since we were todlers. I've definately known ben much longer than any of you. Ah, good times with dear old ben.

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Boo. :p

 

Ben's like the coolest kid ever though. Once, we went watersliding without any water.

 

WTF are you talking about? Ben (me) would NEVER do something without water, it is what makes the world turn!

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