RobQel-Droma Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 :lol: Sorry, I just couldn't stop laughing. I just found this KotOR parody that is hilarious. I don't know if there is already something like this, or most know about it, but I decided to see what people thought about it. Hope this is ok. KotOR Parody I love some of it (RGN is randomly generated name, your character): RGN and CARTH leave the base, looking rather pale. ZAERDRA: Don't you think you should have told them about the keycard you found, Gadon? GADON: Nah, let them fight their way through the sewers – it'll be character-building. Ha, ha! 'Character-building', geddit? ZAERDRA groans. Or this: SITH GUARD: Hang on a minute... if you're Sith, where are your uniforms? CARTH (under his breath): Ooh, we've got a bright one here. RGN: It's... er... Casual Friday. Didn't anyone tell you? SITH GUARD: Casual Friday? No, no one told me. Can I wear my Batman costume? RGN: Um... yes, I suppose so. Or this: The sounds of a lightsaber duel can be heard through the next door – then they suddenly stop. The door opens to reveal a male Dark Jedi and a female Light Jedi, locked in a passionate embrace. TRASK and RGN look at each other, then back at the Jedi. RGN: Ahem. The two Jedi look round and hastily break apart. Somewhat embarrassed, they resume their duel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiEND_138 Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 Heh Been a while since I've read it. Thanx for the link. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90SK Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 That's really good. I wasn't expecting the whole game! Nice find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 Very good! Someone with tons of wit and waaaay too much time on their hands! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 Funny, already read similar stuff at kfanmedia, but there's a lot there:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingerhs Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 heck freakin A. awesome read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 LOL, that was great! ThXXor for the LinXXor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastila Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 This is some funny stuff got to read the rest now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 that is some comedy. 'character-building' :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastila Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 Just some lines that made me laugh. BASTILA: As I said, I've been watching you. You are a true servant of the light; you follow the tenets of the Jedi Order despite the lure of the dark side – and with so little training! Don't you find it difficult at all? RGN: Well, if you must know, I'm using a walkthrough. BASTILA: Sorry? RGN: Never mind. Um... yeah, I guess I do find it difficult sometimes. The Dark Side dialogue is so much funnier. BASTILA: That's a relief to hear. I've never found the Jedi path an easy one to walk. RGN: Oh, you're not so bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 I LOVE THIS ONE: "Malakypoo" :rofl: :rofl: i swear that was the funniest thing i ever heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurora Merlow Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 i think they saved the best for last! MALAK: Hmm... the Jedi are formidable opponents. (Thinks for a moment.) Perhaps it is time to demonstrate the power of the Star Forge’s droid army. Release the Daleks! Suddenly the doors in front of them burst open. As the party members stare in astonishment, a horde of DALEKS come trundling through. DALEKS (tinny voices): EX-TER-MIN-ATE! EX-TER-MIN-ATE! HK-47: Suggestion: Either we destroy these walking dustbins, master, or look for a flight of stairs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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