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"He is like my pants ... I cannot do it." - Obi-Wan

"I have seen security pants of him killing younglings." - Obi-Wan

"You have restored pants and justice to the galaxy." - Darth Sidious

"Love won't save you, Padme. Only my new pants can do that." - Darth Vader

"Your anger and your lust for pants have already done that." - Obi-Wan

"Your pants blinds you, Master Yoda." - Darth Sidious

"There is no sign of his pants, sir." - Clone Commander Thire

"You underestimate my pants!" - Darth Vader

"Your physical pants will fade away, but you will still retain your consciousness." - Qui-Gon's Voice

"You will learn to let go of everything. No attachment, no thought of pants. No physical pants." - Qui-Gon's Voice

"I'm afraid she died. ... it seems in your pants, you killed her." - Darth Sidious

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What about:

"The Chancellor should never have brought them into this! Pants them immediately!"

"We shall watch your pants with great interest"

"Qui-Gon Jinn would never pants you."

"If you will not be turned, then you will be pantsed!"

"Halt! Drop your pants!"

"We don't have enough pants to reach Coruscant!"

"Luke! Your pants are off! What wrong?"

 

I'll think of more later.

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Out of the mouth of the greatest Jedi Legend ever:

 

"Who's the more pantsish; the pants, or the one who pantses him?"

 

I thought that should have been in the top ten. But the rest are good.

 

I'm pretty sure the line was:

"Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him?"

I forget exactly who siad it, or even in which movie it was said.

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What was the real line for that? and who said it? I can't remember.

 

Obi-Wan of course. "Greatest Jedi ever..." :D The original was in ANH, after they get pulled into the Death Star by the tractor beam:

 

Obi-Wan Kenobi: (says something I can't remember)

 

Han Solo: "Damn fool, I knew you were going to say that."

 

Obi-Wan Kenobi: "Who's the more foolish; the fool, or the one who follows him?"

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Its kind of strange, because I actually remember him saying something like "...The fool, or the fool who follows him?", instead of "the one who follows him?" But maybe I am wrong, that is just what I remember. Haven't watched ANH in a while.

You're correct sir, he does indeed say "...or the fool that follows him".

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You're correct sir, he does indeed say "...or the fool that follows him".

 

Ah, thank you very much.

 

And I suppose Yoda was the most powerful, but I am not sure. He was very wise, but Obi-Wan was cool and very powerful. And, even though he almost went to the Dark Side, he didn't. I just liked him better. Besides, he did way more than Yoda (Although I think Yoda is really cool too, by the way :yoda: ).

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