Sith Lords: You know you have it bad when...

[OkiWan]

Hey all,

I just joined the forum and don't have much to say so I came up with this

list. Nice site BTW...It rocks!

 

Star Wars Knight of the Old Republic: Sith Lords

 

You know you have it bad when...

 

1. You have already won the game 8 times and you start using female

characters instead of Males as your player, just to change the game

some. Yes, you've been caught, and yes we are laughing at you right now!

 

2. You start at Peragus and use cheats so you can leave Kreia locked in

the morgue, only to figure out she walks through walls and escapes.

 

3. No matter how many times you fail trying to open the Freedom Nad Tome

Special Items containers, you still find yourself reloading the level until you

pass the tests. (I spent 30 minutes doing that for an item I didn't even use)

 

4. You find yourself going back to planets you already been to, just to kill

1 or 2 more people. (to make the game last longer)

 

5. You search the NET until your modem explodes just to find that R2D2

model addon that no ones made yet. (some may experience this with C3PO)

 

6. At the end of the game, you finally figure out that Handmaiden, isn't going

to give up the.............and you feel TOTALLY cheated!

 

LOLROFL

Feel free to post addons for this list...lol

[DarkExcalibur42]

7. You begin each of your sentences with a single word defining the type of sentence you're saying

 

8. You start calling your boss an incompetent meatbag

 

9. You keep wondering why the blade won't extend when you flick on your flashlight

 

10. When people get annoying, you can't decide if lightning or kill would be a more entertaining force power to use

 

11. You insist on calling your car the Ebon Hawk

[Orus_Magnus]

12. when there is too many people in your way to work and you ar 30 minutes late and start trying to force wave* to everybody.

 

13. When you say "Dark side points gained" right after u made something mean.** (god I need professional help)

 

*you can choise between force storm of force wave.

**it works for both sides

[BattleDog]

14. You ask a girl out and when she says no you go back two days later in the belief you have leveled up.

 

15. You believe you lost tennis last week because your reflex saving throw was too low.

 

16. You spend most of the game looking at your monitor from funny angles trying to see what colour Visas' eyes are under her hood.

[The Doctor]

17. You name a musical instrument (ie Trombone) after a character from KotOR (ie Bastila)

18. You can recite KotOR dialogue from memory.

[boinga1]

19. You look for a journal entry whenever you pick up a book.

20. You look over people's heads for their names.

21. You refer to your bike or car as a swoop.

[The Doctor]

22) You keep waiting for the cinematic video to start whenever the lights go out.

[Alkonium]

22. You run in fear when you talk to someone who's like the Disciple.

23. You wonder why G0-T0 is upside down when watching Star Wars Episode IV.

24. You wonder why you can't tell when you gain influence with your friends.

25. You see Darth Sidious and think that Kreia is actually a man.

[RobQel-Droma]

26. You wonder why doing evil things in front of evil people doesn't make them like you any more.

27. You look around for enemy fighters every time you get in your car and go somewhere.

28. You try and upgrade your personal firearm on a non-existent workbench in your car.

[The Doctor]

29) You give your teachers a wierd look when they actually answer a question without using a riddle.

[StaffSaberist]

30) You walk around in the countryside and think you see Revan in the distance.

 

31) You have actually made charts and tables of all the different weapon/force/attribute combos possible for your PC.

[90SK]

32) You trick your friends and family into talking about KotOR 2 whenever possible

 

33) You seal yourself in a dark enclosed space to play KotOR 2 for extended periods of time, in which you take all your meals and rarely sleep.

[spinkle]

34) you get pissed off at liquor store employees when they explain they have no idea wtf juma juice is.

 

35) you can't understand why everyone at the blackjack table looks at you funny when you get upset about a natural 21

 

36) you have a homemade pazaak deck drawn with crayons.

 

37) you break down your air conditioner for components and try to build a vibrosword out of the parts.

[DarthSion101]

38. You find yourself humming Darth Sion's theme to yourself as you walk through a mall or parking lot. (Hangs head shamefully)

 

39. You refer to your friends as "wretched things of weakness and fear".

 

40. You imagine the horn on your steering wheel is an auto turret, and its meant for blasting at traffic.

41. You find yourself responding to people in a deep grovelly voice with a semi- accent, some what resembling Darth Sion.

 

(ok, i am a very sad case, and require professional help....lol)

[StaffSaberist]

41 - You try to use repair parts from the garage to "reprogram" your sister's hair dryer to self-destruct. (Did that myself - successfully - once.)

 

42 - you try to build a hyperdrive for your car. (Haven't succeeded at that one yet.)

 

43 - You get pulled over for speeding and explain to the officer you had Master Speed active.

[RobQel-Droma]

44) You try and force Crush anyone who pisses you off.

45) You think that getting a job is about gaining prestige and killing all the other candidates .

46) You are suprised that you don't have to pay a docking fee wherever you park your car.

[StaffSaberist]

47) You pay the docking fee anyway.

 

48) You have upgraded your RAM/video card more than twice. (Guilty)

[RobQel-Droma]

49) You consider working on the engine to be "repairing the hyperdrive."

50) You keep a tally of how many good and bad things you have done, and each night you work out what your alignment is.

51) You keep wondering why there isn't a list of cheat codes for real life, or some mods for life.

[lord ignarn]

52) You try to save or load in your daily life.

 

53) You call plantes to the different cities.

 

54) You don´t trust cloaked granmas.

 

55) You download lots of mods that you don´t install (I´m guilty).

 

56) You restart the game with an alien model (Yo catch new sights and because it´s another reason to play again the game).

[StaffSaberist]

In response to #13...

 

57) You have ever told nearby strangers they have earned Dark Side Points after they do something you don't like.

[RobQel-Droma]

58) You stay up at night pointing your fingers at things seeing if Lightning will shoot out your fingers. (I used to try this actually, a long time ago...)

59) You have played the game so much you play through as the opposite sex and have everyone fight in their underwear to see if you can beat the game that way.

[StaffSaberist]

60) You try 59 and win.

 

61) After playing a game, you go to your room, pick up a small wood dowel, and pretend it's a saber, killing Dark Jedi, and making yourself the hero... Guilty X 1,000.

[RobQel-Droma]

62) You wonder why you can't persuade people successfully even though you think your persuade is high enough.

63) You learn the hard way that you can't go back to a previous save in real life after doing something evil just to see what would happen.

[DarthSion101]

58) You stay up at night pointing your fingers at things seeing if Lightning will shoot out your fingers. (I used to try this actually, a long time ago...)

Sadly i actually am guilty of doing that too, i didnt work though lol.

[The Doctor]

64) You speak to people as if you actually are Darth Revan.

65) You write down character growth charts to make the most pwerful character possible.

66) You compare real-life issues to those from KotOR.