Lord Pickle Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 598) You get into a sparing match with a girl and when it is over you ask her to get dressed. Then you proceed to sell the clothes and return to ask her to get dressed again and are confussed when she doesn't have the exact same outfit to put on again. 599) You think of the weirdest possible love triangles. Bastila: Oh I love you Mota. Come here you loveable pile of slime. Revan: What's going on Bastila? Oh. I though I was the only person who had a thing for the Hutts mind if I join in? Bastila: Not at all my love but I do have one request. Revan: Oh. I what request is that? Bastila: That you leave the mask on. *out of nowhere erotic music cuts in* I am sure you can visualize what happens after that. 600) You try to act out said love triangles in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffSaberist Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 ........................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoiuyWired Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 601) You ever thought of erotic fanfics on Jolee and Kreia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 602) You write your own version on how the games should end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 603)You play the game on the PC, and you have no idea what "Windows" is. 604)You think "outside" is a new Sith superweapon. 605)If you're a guy: You're too busy playing Kotor II to shave, and now you have a 2 metre long beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast-Thrasher Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 606) When you see previews for the movie "The Sentinel" and immediatly think of hey thats a Jedi class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffSaberist Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 ^^^^ Guilty... I was in the theatre and I saw the preview, and the word "KotOR" flashed through my head. I also thought about how much fun it would be to be a Consular and Push him on his @$$. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 607) You wonder why we don't have datapad journals to write with instead of paper and pen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 608) You have called Microsoft 'Czerka'. 609) You bought a PDA and call it your 'datapad journal'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 609) You invented a datapad journal to write instead of a pen and paper. That's really not necessary. We have PDA's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 601) You ever thought of erotic fanfics on Jolee and Kreia. (Jae shudders) As if 599 wasn't bad enough already. Yukk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoiuyWired Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Actually Jolee should be quite a cool guy when he was young, and Kreia would probably look like Brianna, so it won't be too bad. 602) You think that HK47 should be able to wield a lightsdaber, just cause many droids/cyborgs can do it also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffSaberist Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Well, if other droids can, why not HK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 603) You can't think of anything more to say about the games 604) 603 happens and you bust a head gasket reciteing dialogue from both games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Manus Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 605) You think V is a Jedi, and Revan's secret apprentice. 606) You're nodding and smiling as you read the list. 607) You watch RotS and think "Bah, Kreia would wipe the floor with Sidious!" 608) You try to build HK-47 from a blender, some cans and a DVD player. 609) You think MacGyver is a Jedi. 610) You go into a pet shop and ask if they have Gizka. 611) You call your evil sister a rancor. 612) You think Pope Benedict XVI is actually Palpatine. 613) You think Jesus was a Jedi Master. 614) You have disturbing erotic dreams about Vader. 615) You call your grumpy grandfather (or that teacher you can't stand) Vrook. 616) You try to make a complete set of Revan's robes and mask. 617) You've written a 1000-page script for KOTOR: The Movie 618) You call your stuck-up classmate Bastila. (No offense, Bastila fans. She never annoyed me that much, but some people seem to hate her.) 619) You call your nagging teacher Atris. 620) You burn your skin with a toaster to look like Sion. 621) You think Nihilus is the Witch King of Angmar. 622) You spend hours learning to talk like Nihilus. 623) You've beaten the game so many times, you have to play with your feet just for the challenge. 624) You can recite every single dialogue in the game and even enact the scenes. 625) Your car gets towed, and when you go get it back you say "I'm here because a pretentious schutta stole my ship." 626) You have tons of saved games so you can beat every single boss over and over. 627) You think underwear mods are awesome. 628) You name your kids Revan, Bastila, Mission, Zaalbar, Jolee and Canderous... or maybe even HK-47! 629) You call your pet iguana Hssiss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~DarthGeek~ Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 (630) You've beaten Kotor so, so many times you try to play it with your mind. (631) You make sock puppets of all the party members and act out cutscenes with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Manus Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 Heh, good one. Sock puppets... I wonder how nobody thought of that before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffSaberist Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 625) Your car gets towed, and when you go get it back you say "I'm here because a pretentious schutta stole my ship." That is the best one in this thread thus far. Period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 632) You try to upgrade your bike to compete at the local circuit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffSaberist Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 633 - You find three pieces of a pencil and claim to be a Essay Knight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord ignarn Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 Actually Jolee should be quite a cool guy when he was young, and Kreia would probably look like Brianna, so it won't be too bad. 602) You think that HK47 should be able to wield a lightsdaber, just cause many droids/cyborgs can do it also. Well, actually there is a mod you can download from pcgamemods which allows HK47 to use "droid lightsabers", droid upgrade or something like that. I instaled it but I didn´t like it too much, I believe it lacks some animations or something. 612) You think Pope Benedict XVI is actually Palpatine . Not the Pope, but one my former university teachers (which is a catholic priest too) looks like him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 612) You think Pope Benedict XVI is actually Palpatine. I morphed the Pope into Palpatine for a school project one time. It was like watching an old man getting older. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Manus Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 634) You think Star Forge Robes are dead sexy. 635) You obsess about a love triangle between Jolee, Kreia and Vrook. 636) You call your computer HK-47 and try to program it to kill people you don't like. 637) You write your own version of the Bible and add an alternate ending with a darkside Jesus. 638) You refer to one of your teachers as Uthar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 639) You think 635 is an idea that belongs to a guy who doesn't get out much 640) You start calling the aforementioned guys in 639 the guys dress up at conventions and have no desire to date girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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