Brushguy Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 First of all, let me tell everyone that I'm a dedicated Christian, and the past few days, I've felt called to give everyone on this forum an open invitation to start a Christian life for themselves. This doesn't have anything to do with Sam and Max (so please don't lock or delete this thread), but I've felt that the people on these boards need to hear this. I'll try to keep this message short and simple. I have a very good Friend who has taken the punishment for my sins, your sins, and everyone else's sins in the world, so that "whosoever would believe in Him should not perish but have everlasting life (John 3:16)." Anyone who believes in His sacrifice that He made for all of us and accepts Him as their personal Savior will recieve eternal life. So, whoever wants it, simply bow your head, wherever you are, and ask Jesus to be your Savior, and rest assured that He will give you eternal life. Once again, this is simply an open invitation for whoever wants it. Nobody has to accept it, but accepting it and starting to lead a Christian life will give you such fulfillment and satisfaction that you'll be infinitely glad you did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 "I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners have much more fun, only the good die young" -Billy Joel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 This is what I was reminded of (from Venture Bros.): Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyntheticGerbil Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 You should save this garbage for your fangame, Brushguy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 Hava nagila, hava nagila Hava nagila venis'mecha Hava nagila, hava nagila Hava nagila venis'mecha Hava neranena, hava neranena Hava neranena venis'mecha Uru, uru achim Uru achim belev same'ach I'll bet that pisses you off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 Hava nagila, hava nagila Hava nagila venis'mecha Hava nagila, hava nagila Hava nagila venis'mecha Hava neranena, hava neranena Hava neranena venis'mecha Uru, uru achim Uru achim belev same'ach I'll bet that pisses you off Hey, that's not how the Macarena goes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus Christ. Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 And you have to do the Truffle Shuffle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyntheticGerbil Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 I don't even know what anyone is saying anymore! See what Christianity does to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 Sacrafice Rabbity to the devil! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheaday6 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 I leave for one second and the cultists come flooding in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Is Sheaday going to shove us all into the volcano now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Oh. Ho. No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheaday6 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 you sassy bitch, you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Circle 8, Round 1? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheaday6 Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 how dare you, sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 Oh, he dare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 Something tells me Brushguy is off beating himself silly in a closet Dimmesdale style right about now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyntheticGerbil Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Dimmesdale? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Snape killed Dumbledore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Dimmesdale? Don't they teach the Scarlet Letter anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyntheticGerbil Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Yes, but they obviously don't teach Monty Python. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Never mind, Monty Pythons personal best was on PBS last night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushguy Posted April 15, 2006 Author Share Posted April 15, 2006 I forgive you guys. And if I've said anything that's offended anyone, either in this topic or another one in the past, I'm sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyntheticGerbil Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 So... what the hell was on PBS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 They had specials featuring all the best bits, one for each member of the group. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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