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Comgradulations, do your happy dance while I suffer!!!

 

I swear, Pickler Nose was wearing LA hooker boots, it was FUGLY!

As forum newbies will tell you, the events of Castlevania are based on a true story.

 

Mine.

 

I always carry Holy Water, here.

1997_cji_holywaterbottle.jpg

 

You can actually buy a vial from that site.

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Damn cathloics, all they do is tell you "YOU YAWNED, THAT'S SINNING! REPENT YOUR SINS OR BE CONDEMED TO HELL YOU FILTH!!"

 

Man, all this sinning makes me want a coke. ~skips down steps to fridge.~

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If I drink that, will I become Jesus? Or just get a funny taste in my mouth?

 

OR BOTH?

Either you'll burst into flames or be cleansed of all sins.

 

Or whatever. I don't know.

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I say, YOU DRINK IT AND BURN IN HELL LIKE THE DIRTY SINNER YOU ARE!! WHY DON'T YOU GO EAT A CUPCAKE TOO AND ADD ANOTHER SIN TO YOUR WASTEFUL LIFE YOU MAGGOT!

 

Dang, I feel like a Cathlioc. It kinda feels good to get the agression out.

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I say, YOU DRINK IT AND BURN IN HELL LIKE THE DIRTY SINNER YOU ARE!! WHY DON'T YOU GO EAT A CUPCAKE TOO AND ADD ANOTHER SIN TO YOUR WASTEFUL LIFE YOU MAGGOT!

 

Dang, I feel like a Cathlioc. It kinda feels good to get the agression out.

20 years later...

 

Guy:So Smon, you want to-

Smon:Open a church that accepts all faiths.

Guy:...I don't get it.

Smon:The Omnitarian church takes all donations!

Guy:DO IT.

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DAMN IT DOG, DON'T CHEW ON MY DAMN SHOES!! THOSE WERE WORTH MORE THAN YOUR RATTY ASS!

 

That whole starting a church thing sounds good. Does this church celebrate robo-chaunaka?

 

I currently a Vosoican. It's a religion where god is Daniel Vosovic and clothing is all that matters, and Top Chef. I'm just kidding! I'm a Christian.

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YOU'LL BURN IN HELL YOU SINNER IF YOU DRINK ANY LIQUID SUBSTANCE!

 

Someone: Thirsty?

Me: Nah, I'm pretty sure if I drink any thing I'll burn in Hell.

Someone: Oh, okey then.

Me: *Swallows some spit that was in back of mouth*

Me: *Explodes*

 

Either you'll burst into flames or be cleansed of all sins.

 

Or maybe my sins will turn to flames!

 

In which case I'll burst into flames anyway.

 

 

It seems I'm in a lose/lose situation....

 

 

 

(BRACES SUCK)

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About kingdom hearts 2.

 

The weird sound in the background of the thmeme song is "I need more affection then you know" and " So many ups and downs. I need True emotion. I need true emotion" played in reverse. I have proof. http://www.stadsport.revhost.net/Misc/Sanctuary_emotion.mp3

http://www.stadsport.revhost.net/Misc/Sanctuary_emotion2.mp3

I hear somthing about 'more money' in both of those.

 

Subliminal messages!!!!!!

 

Like in 'Another one Bites the Dust'!

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I(Darth Rocks) for one, (Darth Rocks) can't stand (Darth Rocks) subliminal (Darth Rocks) Messages. They(Darth Rocks) really freggin(Darth Rocks) bug me!

oh God, and the worst Is when they spread a lot, like a Virus, ya know, whEn it'S all over the place. like a Maze of chaOs aNd confusin. or when you can't tell what they Mean. it's really hOrrible aNd Extra evil.

 

...Yellow.

 

......swim, swim, hungry.

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