Nute Gunray Posted July 24, 2001 Share Posted July 24, 2001 leaving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted July 24, 2001 Share Posted July 24, 2001 I hope you get over it...um, if you need help I'm here...um, come back soon. Seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted July 24, 2001 Share Posted July 24, 2001 dude! No! that's not cool! Come back! Maybe one us loser..... i mean socially active people can help you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted July 24, 2001 Author Share Posted July 24, 2001 i've been come less depressed, but that's probably not going to last long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted July 24, 2001 Share Posted July 24, 2001 um. that really sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tek Gunner Posted July 24, 2001 Share Posted July 24, 2001 OH NO, N00T IS LEAVING XWA??!1 Meh, he'll be back in a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taarkin Posted July 24, 2001 Share Posted July 24, 2001 If Nute was never here, this forum would be 6868 posts smaller! ------------------ Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners! Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology! Official forum Psychic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Zaarin Posted July 24, 2001 Share Posted July 24, 2001 What's wrong, Nute? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted July 24, 2001 Share Posted July 24, 2001 I knows, but I don't know if the space-frog wants me to say. So I leave you all in mystery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUNNER Posted July 24, 2001 Share Posted July 24, 2001 Does it have anything to do with Xena going off the air? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyan Farlander Posted July 24, 2001 Share Posted July 24, 2001 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one, GUNNER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted July 24, 2001 Share Posted July 24, 2001 If Nute's depressed then there is a 99.87% chance it has to do with the opposite gender.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_Kinnison Posted July 24, 2001 Share Posted July 24, 2001 isn't that why all men get depressed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted July 25, 2001 Author Share Posted July 25, 2001 stupid girl that works at hallmark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted July 25, 2001 Share Posted July 25, 2001 Did you ask her out yet? ------------------ Welcome to Chinese Restaurant. please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks the traditional and typical of Chinese glorious history. and cultural Darth Sceltor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted July 25, 2001 Share Posted July 25, 2001 Probably not. GO FOR IT, D00D! J00 4r3 50 l337! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted July 25, 2001 Author Share Posted July 25, 2001 1) i don't know her NAME 2) see number 1 3) she's probably scared of me. 4) see number 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted July 25, 2001 Share Posted July 25, 2001 This is how your convo should go: <noot>Hi, my name is N00t <misc girl>Hi N00t <noo>Will you marry me? <misc girl>Sure, why not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted July 25, 2001 Share Posted July 25, 2001 Don't they have name tags or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taarkin Posted July 25, 2001 Share Posted July 25, 2001 If he was in a Hallmark store under his own free will, there's not that big a chance the problem was with the opposite sex... ------------------ Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners! Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology! Official forum Psychic [This message has been edited by Taarkin (edited July 25, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted July 25, 2001 Author Share Posted July 25, 2001 Originally posted by Taarkin: If he was in a Hallmark store under his own free will, there's not that big a chance the problem was with the opposite sex... Sir, there's all sorts of things you'll do in vain efforts to engage the females, including go into strange places. But I was there to buy christmas ornaments for 85% off. I GOTS A MAX REBO BAND SET FOR $1.32!!!! And i got the new R2-D2 he makes noises and stuff it's the best thing ever. no, no name tag. TIME FOR A STORY: Gunray's primary function is employment in a coffeeshop. Frequently, I attempt to indoctrinate others in my political schemes because my good friend Karl Marx came up with Communism in a coffeehouse but that's a different story. So when I'm done working or before I go to work I walk around the mall. Many months ago I surveyed and catalogued all the attractive females employed at the various establishments there. I filed the knowledge of "Hallmark Girl" away, because at the time I was interested in another girl at the mall that I actually knew sort of. So several weeks ago, I go into Hallmark after having sighted the Obi-Wan Kenobi ornament from last year for 75% off. I attempt purchase of this. The woman there was talking to me about the ornament and stuff and then approaches the GIRL. Brief conversation was made, in which her name was mentioned which I subsequently forgot. She giggled, I smiled, etc. I had to go to work so I made my exit with Obi-Wan ornament in tow. As I walked to work, I says to myself "NEW PRIMARY OBJECTIVE: ...I FORGOT HER NAME." Over the course of several weeks, when I would walk past Hallmark I would look in and see if she was there. She seems quite shy. She looks at me and as soon as she realizes that I noticed she's looking at me, she looks away quite quickly. I assume that's what it's like when I'm looking at a girl and I attempt to act like i wasn't. I have witnesses to back up my claims of a female apparently taking an interest in me. Ornament buying and smiling continues. THEN COMES LAST FRIDAY. Gunray becomes tired of the little game and decides THE TIME FOR ACTION IS NOW. Over the course of four hours, numerous failed attempts to speak with the female are made. In the process, I purchased two ornaments and a single card. The card is of no use to me and anyone interested in purchasing a card that features two frowny suns and the phrase "I feel so bad that you feel so bad" printed on it should email me. what was i talking about? oh yeah so then, at about 8 o'clock i get PISSED at my antics and take up position on a bench and wait for her to be alone in the store. that took quite some time and involved me going to the arcade. 8:45 she is alone. I go in. I start to laugh and respond to that by covering my face and attempting to calm myself. No it wasn't a laugh. it was a snicker ot myself. she says HI. I say HELLO. then, without attempting to actually look at her because i couldnt' do that for some reason, i says "I just wanted to say that I think you're very pretty and i'm really shy and it took me about four hours to say that." she says "AWWW THANKS" and smiles. I didn't know WHAT to say next, so i did what came naturally: FLEE. I said something to the effect of "yeah...see ya" and smiled. She said bye and smiled. THEN COMES MONDAY. Numerous abortive attempts to speak to her when she is alone, because she was never alone. then she is on the phone and there is no one there. I enter and feign looking at something. i sort of was listening to her, because it was hard not to. she briefly mentions something about a guy she likes whilst speaking with her friend. needless to say, after that I did not attempt communication. Now Gunray is in a state of turmoil. He wishes further conversation with this attractive female, yet has his doubts to the utility of such a gamble. She has an interest in another, though that has implications that she is single. Gunray also is extremely shy. He has also not attempted such an enterprise before as all his dating fodder has been selected from females he already knew. I have two females several years older than me attempting to guide me. The one advises that I attempt to get to her come to the coffeeshop, which will be hard because she usually works the same time of the day that I do (5-9, but she usually works friday night, which i don't). I told the friend she was "insane" and I then threatened to "cut her." Gunray is unsure how to proceed. Gunray also believes this to be his longest post ever. [This message has been edited by Nute Gunray (edited July 25, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tek Gunner Posted July 25, 2001 Share Posted July 25, 2001 Another GUNRAY IS "DEPRESSED" GIVE GUNRAY ATTENTION thread...everyone knows the answer to a problem such as this is alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Zaarin Posted July 25, 2001 Share Posted July 25, 2001 Originally posted by K_Kinnison: isn't that why all men get depressed? No. I am depressed because I do not have a personal T3 line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redwing Posted July 25, 2001 Share Posted July 25, 2001 Nute, I wish you luck. Shyness is a pain in the arse. I should know. ------------------ At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taarkin Posted July 25, 2001 Share Posted July 25, 2001 'Tis. I have social anxiety but my damn doctor won't give me drugs(I tried to bribe him). Oh well, there's always Carlos down the street... I tried to say hi to a girl I like for THREE DAYS without success. Even when my freind SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME exchanged "hi"s with her I COULDN'T DO IT. [This message has been edited by Taarkin (edited July 25, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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