ErinKing Posted June 13, 2006 Posted June 13, 2006 You might be a Redneck Jedi if..... You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." Your Jedi robe is camouflage. You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters. Wookies are offended by your B.O. You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial. You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling. Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the darkside ...it'll be a hoot." You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light. You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder. You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts. You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window. Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women. You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca. You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck. You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene. If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father ... and your uncle ."
The Doctor Posted June 13, 2006 Posted June 13, 2006 Great stuff, but this should be in Ahto, as it's not really KotOR.
Mace MacLeod Posted June 14, 2006 Posted June 14, 2006 Yeah, I've seen Jeff Foxworthy's standup routine too...
Raven_Onasi Posted June 14, 2006 Posted June 14, 2006 OMG!!! That is hecka funny!!!! I couldn't stop laughing!!!
Astrotoy7 Posted June 14, 2006 Posted June 14, 2006 Rednecks are just plain funny being themselves...no extra jokes or descriptives required mtfbwya
Lantzen Posted June 14, 2006 Posted June 14, 2006 Hahaha, did you come up with these, or someone else?
Sabretooth Posted June 14, 2006 Posted June 14, 2006 Lolz, that was teh funs. Very good job there, it kept me in splits.
milo Posted June 19, 2006 Posted June 19, 2006 OMG!!! That is hecka funny!!!! I couldn't stop laughing!!! hehe, methinks Raven is from northern California. If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father ... and your uncle ." Nice one
Raven_Onasi Posted June 19, 2006 Posted June 19, 2006 hehe, methinks Raven is from northern California. Why do you pick on me, Milo. . .I just thought it was funny. (j/k) pluse. . .I'm from centeral california, thank you very much. we have some class, not a lot, but some.
milo Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 Why do you pick on me, Milo. . . Cuz you're a noob. heh, just kidding! I'm a noob too.
JediKnight707 Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 HEY! I'm from NoCal!! I'm not a noob! I've got more posts than you!! [on topic] Those were good
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