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The Fifth Element: Korben doesn't have the nightmare, gets up late, and Leeloo misses Korbens cab entirely.

 

I just saw that movie ^^ Five minutes ago :) Last time I saw it was eight years ago

 

What about : The fift element - These robot aliens that lands with their spaceship in Egypt, 1914, are alergic to sand! And they never gets the stones from the temple. no.. That wouldnt make any difrence would it ?

 

Star Wars I : Sidious : "This is wrong" *Jumps down to corucants streets

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Mission Impossible 2: Tom Cruise slips while rockclimbing, and doesn't catch his grip. He falls to his death.

 

And I don't know if this one counts, since it doesn't end very quickly, but what if Star Wars ended like this?

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Be Cool

 

Scene in the movie:

Chili Palmer goes to the toilet, a russian guy comes and shoots down his friend. Then he aims at Palmer at pulls the trigger. Palmer obviously counted the shots fired, he knew there was no ammo left. The russian guy is surprised and drives away.

 

 

What if....

Palmer counts the shots, walks up to the guy and there is still one shot in the gun? He get's "popped in the first scene". End of story.

 

 

Side note: The irony is, the friend of Palmer in the movie ACTUALLY wants to do a movie with him, and he actually gets popped in the first scene! hehe

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Attack of the Clones

 

When Anakin kills the little animals sent to kill Padme, he accidentally slices Padme in half. Then Obi Wan jumps out of Padme's window and misses the droid. Anakin chases after the assassin, jumps out of his speeder, misses the assassin's speeder, and plummets to his death. Cut to Darth Sidious reacting to feeling these disturances in the Force and smiling...

 

Roll credits.

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The Song Remains The Same: Led Zeppelin's plane crashes on the way to New York due to a thunderstorm. Credits roll while Stairway To Heaven plays.

 

Austin Powers 1: Dr. Evil accidentally pushes the button that makes the chairs fall into a flaming pit, therefore kill ing himself. Credits roll.

 

Austin Powers 3: Dr. Evil goes: "I help you find Goldmember, while you transfer me to a regular prison so I can be with my beloved: Minime."

Austin then replies: "Aww screw it, that stupid excuse for a father should have given me more respect when he had the chance!"

Dr. Evil doesn't get out of the max security prison. Credits roll.

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