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Ninja is running for president and wants your vote! He is free from all political groups and their moral restricitions. He is pro-kicking ass, and against stupid babies.

 

If elected, he will personally go to Iraq and kick the entire country's ass.

 

Also Ninja is very concered about global warming. If elected, he will fly in a space ship into the atmosphere and slice an even bigger whole in the ozone. Thus some how doing something that he beileves will help. Somehow.

 

Now since he's a freakin' awesome Ninja, he has to do all of his presidential duties very descretely and secretly. So that means you won't be seeing any sort of flyers, commericals, or campaign touring. Also he might not be on the ballot. But that doesn't mean he isn't running damnit! How exactly he will get elected is still in the works. He needs your help!

 

Spread the word! Get our message out there that this ninja is here to clean house and cut people up and stuff.

 

 

Now it is quite literally VOTE OR DIE time!

 

-I just made a facebook group for Ninja for president 2008!

 

also I wrote,

Today I was going to the bathroom when this freakin' Ninja snuck through my bath-tubs drain pipe. He held a sweet ninja sword to my throat and made my promise to help campaign for his presidental cause. He did this while I was still going to the bathroom, so after I released a torrent of feces upon myself I whole-heartedly agreed to help.

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I linked to Dr. Mcninja, but Jimmy was the one to really advertise it. I plan on starting the 'Ninja for '08' MySpace sometime soon. Not an actual persona, but as a community type thing with me being the campaign manager. Anyone will be welcome to join once it's up. Ninja wants peace, but he can kick ass if the need be. And his views on abortion are radical to say the least. He beleives in a woman's right to choose, but with secret ninja magic, the baby isn't killed, and is instead reborn as a baby ninja.

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And his views on abortion are radical to say the least. He beleives in a woman's right to choose, but with secret ninja magic, the baby isn't killed, and is instead reborn as a baby ninja.

Well, I guess that's okay. I mean, women should choose.

 

What are pirates views?

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Hmm. I beileve that the Ninja would support the right to choose. And is pro-magic babies. Who soar majestically through the air.

 

Damn that picture is amazing. Seriously. I love the idea of buttons as well. I may consider actually making some of those. If I wasn't so lazy and stuff.

 

I was thinking of just running around in a ninja suit and cutting messages into peoples skin with a sword. Like Zorro. But more badass. It might be hard to fit a whole slogan on someones skin without them running away/and or dying though.

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Various things I think Ninja would support:

Abortion, but they'd call it Ninjabortion because they do it in such a way that the baby still lives but is trained by a Ninja clan to be one of them.

 

Medical Marijuana, not everyone has super awesome healing powers.

 

Every single war, war is like food for them.

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