St. Jimmy Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Look, I'm going to clear this up once and for all! WHO THE **** IS DOCTOR MCNINJA?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted November 11, 2006 Author Share Posted November 11, 2006 http://drmcninja.com/ You wont regret it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 *Has a look.* Wow! How have I not seen this before? "The doctor prescribed me sake AND IT CURED ME!" Heh. sorry, that was lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted November 11, 2006 Author Share Posted November 11, 2006 I told you it was awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 You did. And you were right. Congratualations. And I thought the zoot suit thing was cool..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted November 11, 2006 Author Share Posted November 11, 2006 Have you seen cardboard-tube Samurai on Penny-arcade? Not a true ninja, but still awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 OK, I have to give Mayhem mad props once again. Seriously awesome. Someone on here just introduced me to Dr. Mcninja. Now I have to go back and see who it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Ninja is running for president and wants your vote! He is free from all political groups and their moral restricitions. He is pro-kicking ass, and against stupid babies. If elected, he will personally go to Iraq and kick the entire country's ass. Also Ninja is very concered about global warming. If elected, he will fly in a space ship into the atmosphere and slice an even bigger whole in the ozone. Thus some how doing something that he beileves will help. Somehow. Now since he's a freakin' awesome Ninja, he has to do all of his presidential duties very descretely and secretly. So that means you won't be seeing any sort of flyers, commericals, or campaign touring. Also he might not be on the ballot. But that doesn't mean he isn't running damnit! How exactly he will get elected is still in the works. He needs your help! Spread the word! Get our message out there that this ninja is here to clean house and cut people up and stuff. Now it is quite literally VOTE OR DIE time! -I just made a facebook group for Ninja for president 2008! also I wrote, Today I was going to the bathroom when this freakin' Ninja snuck through my bath-tubs drain pipe. He held a sweet ninja sword to my throat and made my promise to help campaign for his presidental cause. He did this while I was still going to the bathroom, so after I released a torrent of feces upon myself I whole-heartedly agreed to help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 What is ninja's views on abortion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted November 11, 2006 Author Share Posted November 11, 2006 I linked to Dr. Mcninja, but Jimmy was the one to really advertise it. I plan on starting the 'Ninja for '08' MySpace sometime soon. Not an actual persona, but as a community type thing with me being the campaign manager. Anyone will be welcome to join once it's up. Ninja wants peace, but he can kick ass if the need be. And his views on abortion are radical to say the least. He beleives in a woman's right to choose, but with secret ninja magic, the baby isn't killed, and is instead reborn as a baby ninja. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Alas. I don't use MySpace. But I still support you all the way. In my heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 And his views on abortion are radical to say the least. He beleives in a woman's right to choose, but with secret ninja magic, the baby isn't killed, and is instead reborn as a baby ninja. Well, I guess that's okay. I mean, women should choose. What are pirates views? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 So this thread's been stickied in my absence? Fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted November 12, 2006 Author Share Posted November 12, 2006 It was too awesome to not be sticied. As far as I know, Pirates are republicans. And conservatives. This should be the mascot/logo thing: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drunkymonkey Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Wizards own both, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted November 12, 2006 Author Share Posted November 12, 2006 Maybe, but wizards aren't real. Ninja and Pirates are both part of the current population. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drunkymonkey Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 They are real, but the government hushes it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 It was too awesome to not be sticied. As far as I know, Pirates are republicans. And conservatives. This should be the mascot/logo thing: pichur CAMPAIGN BUTTONS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Wizards are real. Did you not know about Harry Potter? I say Phantom in 08. Or else he will make you look at his face all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Wizards are real. Did you not know about Harry Potter? I say Phantom in 08. Or else he will make you look at his face all the time. Of course wizards are real, Avery, but I'm ashamed that you'd even bring that up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drunkymonkey Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Imposter wizards. They think that just by wearing a white robe they can go around calling themselves wizards while trying to burn as many black people as they can find. The crimes these so-called "wizards" have are indefensible. They pale in comparison to real wizards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted November 13, 2006 Author Share Posted November 13, 2006 Wow Smon, you have full permission to whore that pic out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Hmm. I beileve that the Ninja would support the right to choose. And is pro-magic babies. Who soar majestically through the air. Damn that picture is amazing. Seriously. I love the idea of buttons as well. I may consider actually making some of those. If I wasn't so lazy and stuff. I was thinking of just running around in a ninja suit and cutting messages into peoples skin with a sword. Like Zorro. But more badass. It might be hard to fit a whole slogan on someones skin without them running away/and or dying though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted November 14, 2006 Author Share Posted November 14, 2006 I'm actually working on making the email account so I can make the Ninja for Prez MySpace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Various things I think Ninja would support: Abortion, but they'd call it Ninjabortion because they do it in such a way that the baby still lives but is trained by a Ninja clan to be one of them. Medical Marijuana, not everyone has super awesome healing powers. Every single war, war is like food for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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