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Yay, i've succesfully converted hapless people into Dr. Mcninja fans! The whole Ninjabortion thing was what I had in mind, Smon, have you been stalking me!? Oh, and once I get the Ninja for 08 MySpace up, does anyone here know html so they can help me code the damn thing?

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I wish I had a working scanner, because I doodles up some amazing pics for this today.

 

Hmmmm. Will the Phantom shoot people in the face during hunting trips? If the answer is yes, I beileve that he and the Ninja would make quite the pair. He's got my vote.

 

I could try and help with the myspace thing. I've never really used that site, so I'm not sure how it all works. But I'll give it a try.

 

And yes, I will vote for Maylyn in 2044. As long as she doesn't eat her boogers like her running-mate.

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Get the **** out.
No, really. They're just very serious, very constipated people that jump around a lot, make worrying grunts, throw very sharp, unnecessary stars, and have all the personality of a dead dog.

 

Do I like the phantom? Sure. Phantoms are cool, if a little stupid.

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No, really. They're just very serious, very constipated people that jump around a lot, make worrying grunts, throw very sharp, unnecessary stars, and have all the personality of a dead dog.

 

Do I like the phantom? Sure. Phantoms are cool, if a little stupid.

...I have a book you should read. It's called the the bible.

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The people in that index just look like hoodies.

 

Alternatively: chavs.

Fine. Leave. Vote for a communist, or a nazi. Or even worse, vote for a pirate.

 

Or, you can make the smart choice.

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Heh, as I said, I prefer pirates over ninjas, but wizards own both. You can't beat a good fireball spell.

Say that to Scorpion's hellfire attack.

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Heretic! Enough of your False truths! Begone from this place infidel! And do not return untill you have been enlightened! I am now going to bathe for four days and wash away the uncleanliness that has brushed across my eyes!

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Say that to Scorpion's hellfire attack.
Merlin turning him into a frog would see to that. Or Gandalf firing blinding light at him, or Ridcully shooting him with a magically-enhanced crossbow, or Dumbledore firing a fireball.

 

Scorpion would not even stand a chance.

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Sub-Zero could pwn Scorpion any day of the week. I loved using him in MK. As for Wizards, I dunno. I'm tottally biased so of course I'd say Ninja would win. But this debate could go on forever. Zombies, Robots, Cowboys, Mummies, Luberjacks, Dogs all of these groups kick ass. To have them all out brawl would be too much for the human mind. Your head would proabably 'asplode if you ever saw a Ninja fight any or all of these things. So it's safer to just say Ninja wins all.

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