Mashi An'krekku Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 They're actors. Not real pirates. But Ave. WE are pirates. Always remember that.
DarthAve Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 Yeah, pirates also win because they have Joel and Phil and Rya and Craig. Joel is never wrong.
Mashi An'krekku Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 That high-budget (and thrilling) action packed sequence was totally rockin'. Totally worth the 1.3 million Matt spent on it.
Smon Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 Pirates lose. The space pirates always lose to Samus who is like a space ninja.
DarthAve Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 But... What would Hannibal Lector be? Pirate or Ninja?
Smon Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 He'd be a robot. Which is another just as powerful, but less noticed, part of the nerd square. All of the parts of the square are pirate, cowboy, robot, and ninja.
DarthAve Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 ...That makes since. A robot that eats human innards.
Smon Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 ...sense. Anyway yeah, that's like, all that robots do basically.
Poopdogjr Posted August 1, 2006 Posted August 1, 2006 See, now robots are cool. Everyone has to agree with that. Pirates aren't as cool as robots. But they're still ok. Ninja's, robots, and ..... LUMBERJACKS. Now they are cool. They all add up to a trifecta of badassness!
St. Jimmy Posted August 1, 2006 Posted August 1, 2006 MMmm... Lumberjacks... I must correct you though, Pirates ARE as cool as robots in fact, Pirates are COOLER than robots! It's the truth so don't deny it.
St. Jimmy Posted August 1, 2006 Posted August 1, 2006 I think they're about even. Cowboys are maybe a little cooler. A little...
itchythesamurai Posted August 1, 2006 Posted August 1, 2006 Oh man, what if a ninja and a pirate had a baby? Would it be like invincible?
St. Jimmy Posted August 1, 2006 Posted August 1, 2006 Woah! a Prinja! And then they made a Prinja ship! WOO!
Smon Posted August 1, 2006 Posted August 1, 2006 No, it would be a Ninjirate, and it would have a Ninjirate ship that doubles as a super-sneaky submarine. Sadly it wouldn't have a crew because no-one accepts him.
St. Jimmy Posted August 1, 2006 Posted August 1, 2006 It has a crew but it's the same they've had since the dawn of time!
DarthAve Posted August 1, 2006 Posted August 1, 2006 Nobody respects the mimes. ~leans on invistable wall while drinking an invistable martini~
St. Jimmy Posted August 1, 2006 Posted August 1, 2006 Mimes can be so annoying but I did see a funny line about them in a movie called 'evil woman' once.
Smon Posted August 1, 2006 Posted August 1, 2006 Mime Time kicked ass in the Animaniacs cartoon. ...also Good Idea, Bad Idea. "This is a quaint little town, it has a butcher, a baker, a candlestick maker, and a mime." "No town is perfect!"-The Narrator and Yakko
Miss_Mayhem Posted August 2, 2006 Author Posted August 2, 2006 The mime in Animaniacs was pure evil (*GASP* I still remember the show1). And A pirate/Ninja hybrid would be a pinja and wouldn't last too long due to sad suicide. Too freaky to be a normal human, not piratey enough to be a pirate, not ninjaish enough to be a ninja. And besides, what self-respecting pirate would marry a ninja, or what self-respecting ninja would marry a pirate? Ninja/Cowboy or Pirate/Robot I can understand. But you'd end up with a ninja who lives in the west coast and has guns on him at all times, or a robotic pirate. Both truly kickass. And overall, robots are the clear winners. Haven't you ever seen the Matrix? or Ghost in the Shell? Or even Chobits?
Mashi An'krekku Posted August 2, 2006 Posted August 2, 2006 Oh man. Mimes pwn all forever. I'M GONNA BE A MIME.
zelda 41 Posted August 2, 2006 Posted August 2, 2006 I don't like pirates because of One Piece. I only really like ninjas better because it's from Japan and my whole life is based around Japan. And REAL ninjas are cooler. And this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xam92GB2nfg
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