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We were watching Lance Briggs on "The Best D@mn Sports Show" and he hadn't seen the Arizona coach's rant after the game. He watched the whole thing carefully, and the sportscaster said "Lance, what do you say to that?"

Lance thought a moment, and then simply said with a bit of a shrug of his shoulders, "Bears win."

The audience howled laughing and clapping. I nearly choked on my coffee chortling.

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@Jae, That may have been an ugly win, but from the press conference and early part of the game it sounded as though the card's staff had scouted them perfectly, so I wouldn't say that they entirely didn't deserve it, they just outplayed them on defense.

 

FYI, I'm officially adding Da Bears to Indianapolis on my "yeah, I like to watch them too" list. I usually couldn't care less about them win or lose, but they're reminding me too much of a certain National Championship team from a few years ago...

Who might that be, Jae?;)

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FYI, I'm officially adding Da Bears to Indianapolis on my "yeah, I like to watch them too" list. I usually couldn't care less about them win or lose, but they're reminding me too much of a certain National Championship team from a few years ago...

Who might that be, Jae?;)

 

Woohoo Buckeyes!!!

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I'm a little tardy responding because I just was released from the hospital after the massive coronary I suffered Monday night watching the Bears make history once again.

 

No team has ever (since the conception of the NFL in 1920) come back from a 20 point deficit without scoring an offensive TD. Didn't Vash break a record last season? Da BEARS! !

 

The Arizona Cardinals played one helluva game for three and a half quarters. In the NFL, you have to play all four. Grossman looked scared and pitiful all game long and the O-line never showed up. I'm a bit concerned as to why our coordinators wait so long to adjust to what's happening. This goes for Rivera(defense) and Turner(offense).

 

Sun T'su: "The able commander is he who can adapt to the changing situations the quickest thus outwitting his enemy by speed."

Obviously, our coordinators don't study this.

 

It's a good thing Brian Urlacher took this game personally. I'm just very dissappointed in the loss of my favorite Bear. Mike Brown.

 

As the vocal and emotional leader of the defense, he will be sorely missed. I hope the rookie hopeful and the off-season acquisitions can pick up the huge amount of slack caused by such a loss.

 

But, all that aside,

 

GO BEARS 6-0

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I'm a little tardy responding because I just was released from the hospital after the massive coronary I suffered Monday night watching the Bears make history once again.

Geez, you scared the crap out of me--I thought you really had a coronary until I read the rest of the sentence. :)

 

Yeah, Brown had to have surgery, and he's on injured reserve for the rest of the season. The pundits think he's going to be released unless he takes a pay cut because the Bears will want to cut salary and he's making an awful lot for someone who's spent a lot of time on the sidelines with injuries.

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@RJM. It hurts me to hear you say that when you have no idea how many nights I spent sitting up weeping for you and your head. I still can barely keep a meal down.

I have ordered you an Ahtonaut hard hat with "RJM" stenciled on the front and an ACME earthquake early warning system. You know, just in case.

 

:blush2: @Jae. Sorry, I didn't mean to upset you, but when defensive rookie of the year hopeful Mark Anderson clobbered Lineart and Mike Brown ran that fumble recovery in for his seventh TD of his career (most by any Bear defensive player ever), I leaped out of my seat, not realizing that I had a plate of food on my lap and a beverage in my hand until it was too late.

I actually missed the extra point because I had to turn the TV off to dry it. :Prplgh:

 

Mike's situation is a delicate one. He's signed until 2008, but knowing him he may take a bit of a cut because he wants to stay in Chicago.

Especially if, dare I say it, they win it all.

He knows this is a special team and he wants to stay apart of it. We will see how the off-season theatrics and business deals affect this situation, but for now, GO BEARS!

 

I really do thank you for your genuine concern. I tried to award you LS points, but it seems you're maxed out. Would you take a lightsaber crystal instead? :syoda:

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Hehe, I think I've earned a few DS points teasing Emperor Devon in the self-defense thread. But a lightsaber crystal will certainly be welcome, especially if it's Bear Orange and Blue. :D

Jimbo and I have decided the orange jerseys, gawdawfully ugly as they are, are apparently good luck against SF. The Bears certainly bounced back this week from their whatever it was they wanted to call it 2 weeks ago. Can't argue with 41 points in the first half. Whew!!

Jimbo's trifecta--Cardinals win the World Series, Buckeyes beat Michigan and win the National Championship, and Bears win the Superbowl. He's 33% of the way there. :)

 

Bears are 7 and 0!!

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The Bears should be the only undefeated team in the league right now, but Peyton Manning just had to pick on 2nd year corner Darrent Williams... sheesh, I guess it was nice to see the offense get some points, but I'd rather have scored no TD's and gotten the win... stupid Colts.

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Well, Jae, I do have this one crystal.

It's been in my family for 22 years and when illuminated, glows the darkest, cool navy blue imaginable when the user is lightly aligned.

 

I've never seen it, but there are ancient mythical tales once told to us as younglings of a brilliant orange, luminescent blade when held by a sith.

 

The Shardik Crystal symbolizes the persona of the spirit of the The Great Bear.

 

Although this crystal has only a few offensive qualities,

(Damage: +4physical, +3energy, +2electrical, +2ion)

 

It's loaded defensively.

(+6Def, +6Dex, +4Str, +4Con, +5blasterbolt deflection,

+10%vs.physical, +10%vs.energy, +10%vs. electrical, +10%vs.ion)

Immunity: Mind Affecting, Poison, Critical Hits

 

Found in an ancient cave, along the southern shores of Lake Michigan, this crystal was believed to help a young Jedi hopeful will his way to the superbowl, destroy his AFC adversary from New England and solidify himself as the greatest running back in the galaxy.

 

Jimbo's trifecta is still in effect. Big week commin' up in college football.

Are you ready Jimbo?

Jae, make sure to keep the defibrilator close, just in case. :giggle1:

 

Sorry, I'm a Badger fan, :cowdance so it's hard to root for Ohio St. But, they are playing the sith of the Big Ten so, GO BUCS! :giveup:

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cowboys switched QB's and I have to say I was worried about thier game but it turns out the forth quarter was good for them XD

 

it was also very good for me fantasy wise

 

witten 6 catches 80 yards 1 TD

barber 9 carrys 49 yards and 2 TD's

T.O. 10 catches 107 yards and a 2pt conversion

Jones 92 yards and a TD

 

but M. Vick can PASS now XD

 

he got me 28+ fan points

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Well, Jae, I do have this one crystal.

It's been in my family for 22 years and when illuminated, glows the darkest, cool navy blue imaginable when the user is lightly aligned.

 

I've never seen it, but there are ancient mythical tales once told to us as younglings of a brilliant orange, luminescent blade when held by a sith.

 

The Shardik Crystal symbolizes the persona of the spirit of the The Great Bear.

 

Although this crystal has only a few offensive qualities,

(Damage: +4physical, +3energy, +2electrical, +2ion)

 

It's loaded defensively.

(+6Def, +6Dex, +4Str, +4Con, +5blasterbolt deflection,

+10%vs.physical, +10%vs.energy, +10%vs. electrical, +10%vs.ion)

Immunity: Mind Affecting, Poison, Critical Hits

 

Found in an ancient cave, along the southern shores of Lake Michigan, this crystal was believed to help a young Jedi hopeful will his way to the superbowl, destroy his AFC adversary from New England and solidify himself as the greatest running back in the galaxy.

:lol:

That one is too good!

Jimbo's trifecta is still in effect. Big week commin' up in college football.

Are you ready Jimbo?

Jae, make sure to keep the defibrilator close, just in case. :giggle1:

 

Sorry, I'm a Badger fan, :cowdance so it's hard to root for Ohio St. But, they are playing the sith of the Big Ten so, GO BUCS! :giveup:

Got that defibrillator charged up and ready to go. Lucky for me he has drill this weekend so I only have to worry about what happens when he sees the highlights. :)

Hey, I don't mind rooting for the Badgers, too (though OSU still comes first). And I root for anyone playing against 'That school up North'. :D

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It was a bad football day. Vince Young had a terrible day as did Reggie Bush. Mario Williams had a better day than them, but got called for a costly personal foul. Well its not all bad news. The Texans lost and Miami wins so the Texans are back in the hunt for the #1 draft pick again.

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