Smon Posted November 7, 2006 Posted November 7, 2006 OH NOES ZOMBIES! This is the official zombie escape/appreciation thread. Share in the lord's love of the zombie! ...zombie!
BigBad Posted November 8, 2006 Posted November 8, 2006 Zombies rule. They are so much cooler than vampires or werewolves or whatever else.
Samuel Dravis Posted November 8, 2006 Posted November 8, 2006 No, only FAST zombies rule. The others are not as good.
Samnmax221 Posted November 8, 2006 Posted November 8, 2006 I feel like a zombie right now, screw you guys I'm getting some sleep.
St. Jimmy Posted November 8, 2006 Posted November 8, 2006 A ninja can pwn a zombie any day. In fact, a ninja can pwn scores of zombies at any given time, (including in his sleep).
Smon Posted November 8, 2006 Author Posted November 8, 2006 Zombies. In board game form. I think I'm in love.
itchythesamurai Posted November 8, 2006 Posted November 8, 2006 If India accurately portrays zombies, then I wouldn't have too much of a problem with their existence.
Smon Posted November 8, 2006 Author Posted November 8, 2006 ZOMBIE WALK! Also, I'm thinking about working on a project involving zombies, a comic specifically, pitting various zombie fighters (Frank West, Flight Attendant Guy, etc.) in a fight for their lives. So I wanna know what you think about zombies. For one thing, who are some of the most famous zombie-fighters you can think of, and what is the best place to hide in the event of a zombie attack?
DarthAve Posted November 9, 2006 Posted November 9, 2006 Zombie fighters... Stubbs, Oggie Boogie(I think he was a bug zombie), Michael Jackson. That's all I got,
Halo_92 Posted November 9, 2006 Posted November 9, 2006 Yeah instead of the boogy man to scare little boys its "Be good or MJ will come out from under your bed and molest you!" Ha good times.
Poopdogjr Posted November 10, 2006 Posted November 10, 2006 Hey, I started the whole ZOMBIE thing. Damn whipper-snappers. You and your MTV Television, Ipods, and your Pilates. Harumph.
Samnmax221 Posted November 10, 2006 Posted November 10, 2006 All of those things suck, being born in 1988 I'd know. Besides Reagan was still in office for like a moth after I was born, this then lead to 18 years of incompetant leadership.
Poopdogjr Posted November 10, 2006 Posted November 10, 2006 We all know though, that 1985 was indeed the year that rocked the Earth the most.
Smon Posted November 10, 2006 Author Posted November 10, 2006 We all know though, that 1985 was indeed the year that rocked the Earth the most. January 20 - U.S. President Ronald Reagan is sworn in for a second term in office. February 16 - Israel begins withdrawing troops from Lebanon. March 6 - Mike Tyson makes his professional debut in Albany, New York, a match which he wins by a first round knockout. April 15 - South Africa ends its ban on interracial marriages. May 31 - Forty-one tornadoes hit in Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York and Ontario, leaving 76 dead... coolest disaster ever. June 13 - In Auburn, Washington, police defuse a Unabomber bomb sent to Boeing. July 3 - The sci-fi comedy Back To The Future is released in the U.S... It becomes the year's biggest box office hit, earning $210,000,000. August 7 - Takao Doi, Mamoru Mohri and Chiaki Mukai are chosen to be Japan's first astronauts. September 1 - A joint American-French expedition locates the wreck of the RMS Titanic. October 1 - The Israeli air force bombs PLO Headquarters in Tunis... second coolest disaster ever. November 18 - The first Calvin and Hobbes comic strip, drawn by Bill Watterson, is printed in a handful of newspapers. December 1 - The Ford Taurus is revealed to the public. It would become one of Ford's biggest successes ever. Can't argue with ya. Thanks Wikipedia!
TSR Posted November 10, 2006 Posted November 10, 2006 And because Bowling For Soup released a kickass song about it
Sabretooth Posted November 10, 2006 Posted November 10, 2006 Now I'm not against zombies or anything, in fact, zombies are always cool. Always been my childhood fantasy. But do we always need a zombie escape/appreciation thread in every freakin' forum on the planet? What are they Gods? So, I like fast zombies. The creepy, mindless, jump-out-of-nowhere sort.
Samnmax221 Posted November 10, 2006 Posted November 10, 2006 And because Bowling For Soup released a kickass song about it Thou shalt not be a hipster bitch. Improve your life: Listen to some Billy Joel.
DarthAve Posted November 10, 2006 Posted November 10, 2006 I like zombies because they're just another excuse to go to the mall! THAT'S THE PERFECT PLACE TO HIDE WHEN THERE'S A ZOMBIE INVASION!! I'd go to the macy's and hide amongst the coach purses.
Poopdogjr Posted November 11, 2006 Posted November 11, 2006 That was pretty neat Smon. Hooray for 1985!
DarthAve Posted November 11, 2006 Posted November 11, 2006 Was 1985 the year they came up with snausages? NO BUT IT WAS THE YEAR OF FALCO'S MAJOR GERMAN RAP HIT 'ROCK ME AMEDEUS!' ~runs to get her Falco's Greatest Hits CD~
Smon Posted November 11, 2006 Author Posted November 11, 2006 KNOW YOUR ZOMBIES! Voodoo-Completely harmless, voodoo zombies are simply mindless slaves to whatever houngan enlaves them. Science-Most dangerous of all since they have no preset rules. Most fast zombies are of this variety. Magic-A slow, sometimes sentient, race of zombies with an unquenchable hunger for brains. The safest way to avoid them: Voodoo-Stay out of Haiti. Science-Shoot 'em in da head!!! Magic-Crosses, or (alternatively) burn the Necronomicon.
DarthAve Posted November 11, 2006 Posted November 11, 2006 ...thanks. I had no idea about voodoo zombies
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