Darth Avlectus Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Whatever you do, stay out of the office on 3126 tamarack road, it's small and right next to the homeless shelter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 ^he knows, b/c it's where he lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 ^ Uses me as his agent to find property. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 ^doesn't know we're selling the property to his mom and other family members, all as clueless as him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 ^ His accountant is so short sided he didn't realize a $27 trillion check by a poor person would bounce. The company lost out majorly and the judge laughed at the lack of common sense, then dismissed the case since the forgery wasn't even on a real check: it was one of those adult fetish game pieces. Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 ^unfortunately comes from a family so stupid that they don't recognize that the title deeds to the land were phony in the first place. Nothing for nothing yields nothing..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 ^Engineer is going out of his mind after he burnt down the building...no work has driven him nutz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 ^realllly....ya don't say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 ^Porky corporate inquirer is now everywhere, washing off the Doodey that monkey army flings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 ^eats the cleaned up monkey crap between meals at his home beneath the rails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerGod Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 ^Eats the leftovers in his corporate office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 ^Guns are too quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerGod Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 ^ A giant boat in the sky? ^Guns are too quick. With knives, you get to... savor your kill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Inspires full attention status. B/C the customer sucks. ^eats the cleaned up monkey crap between meals at his home beneath the rails. ......That's what you think. ^Eats the leftovers in his corporate office. Which came from burger world. Hmm, and those are ALL the "mystery ingredient meat" burgers... I wonder... aside the factory slaughterhouse junk on the floor what that other ingredient is? I wonder who it was I sold all that monkey crap to...oh, wait. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 ^tried to stick his head up his @ss. I wonder who it was I sold all that monkey crap to...oh, wait. ... How shameless....selling al that stuff to your own mother, and on Mother's Day of all days. Shame, sir, shame!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Almost let a chance with Jen Anniston slip away. How shameless....selling al that stuff to your own mother, and on Mother's Day of all days. Shame, sir, shame!! Yeah, my mama alright...my sugar mama ex girlfriend! Ohh. Wait for it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 ^I don't think that's what they mean by wrong side of the tracks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 ^Would probably get hit on by those fat construction workers in Vice City. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 ^enjoys being teabagged (probably why his "sugar mama" ex is his ex) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 ^ Stuffy, and that's all I can say other than not watching this. haha, lawl^2, *laughs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpentine Cougar Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 ^ Diggin' the groovy and fashionable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerGod Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 ^ digging being an assassin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 ^Likes digital abstract art. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 ^^^Sig does not offend me. (...Though I wonder if I still qualify as a moronic customer.) ^enjoys being teabagged (probably why his "sugar mama" ex is his ex) You and mr freckel pouch would know that, wondn't you? FYI: I like everything about teabags. Green tea, jasmine tea, Gen Mai, and who doesn't love YAMAMOTOYAMA brand orange pekoe? ...oh wait my ex sugar mama lady 'cuz soda is all she drank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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