What would happen if......

[itchythesamurai]

You'd resort to a hardened life of crime.

 

What would happen if I started dating a chick from Bangladesh but my mom is a super conservative intolerant Christian?

[Miss_Mayhem]

You and your beloved would seek refuge among the mafia, only to then have your loyalties torn between 2 factions and you'd both go down in a blaze of gunfire. And then a movie would be made about it, but since you and her anre dead and in the end so are your relatives, the fatcats get the $$$

[itchythesamurai]

What would happen if someone turned on the faucet in your sig pic?

[Miss_Mayhem]

My cat would hiss and snarl and attack who'd ever done it.

 

What would happen if I decided that LFRD was a waste of time when I first saw it and never made an account?

[St. Jimmy]

I may not still be here. Seriously.

 

What would happen if I posted a contradictory question?

[itchythesamurai]

It'd probably blow all of our minds to the point that it triggers a defense mechanism where we just entirely block out the question's existence.

 

What would happen if Santa turned out to be a ninja?

[DarthAve]

Than the easter bunny would be a pirate, and cupid would be a ghost, and Jack Skellington would be a republican...

 

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I COULD NEVER TYPE IN UNCAPS AGAIN???

[itchythesamurai]

You would've finally been able to scare me away from RD.

 

What would happen if I don't get accepted to Rice University when I find out tomorrow? *nervous*

[Det. Bart Lasiter]

You would've finally been able to scare me away from RD.

 

What would happen if I don't get accepted to Rice University when I find out tomorrow? *nervous*

[DarthAve]

YOU WOULD DIE.

 

OOPS, CAPS LOCKS IS BROKENNNN

 

WHAT WOULD HAPEN IS MARCEL WENT HOME ON THE NEXT TOP CHEF?

[Miss_Mayhem]

I would not know, instead I'd be obsessing over Leon Scott Kennedy.

 

What would happen if DoubleFine decided to make an FPS?

[DarthAve]

THAN I WOULD BE SAD BECAUSE AN FPS DOES NOT EQUAL PSYCHONAUTS 2 DDDDD:

 

WHAT IF DF MADE PSYCHONAUTS 2?

[Miss_Mayhem]

Then I would be happy and we'd all go to a Pnauts2 forum.

 

What would happen if the net became unneutral?

[itchythesamurai]

 

Jmac, who dat?

[milo]

Jmac, who dat?

Jesus itchy! He's an damn hero!

[itchythesamurai]

Jesus itchy! He's an damn hero!

 

Now that I feel good and ignorant, we can cut with the suspense and explain what should be obvious.

[milo]

I'm feeling lazy. -_-

 

Fiiiiine, here's some friggin' linkage.

 

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/An_hero

[Samnmax221]

This is Mitch, I'm at the Cemetery could someone pick me up?

 

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[Poopdogjr]

I kno' where you be livin'