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No, I really wanted one.

 

In real life. To wear to school.

 

Teacher- Avery, why arn't you doing your work.

Ave-I'm in a straightjacket, sir.

Teacher-Well...Let's try and get it off.

~10 minutes later~

Teacher- Well, I guess you'll have to write with your mouth.

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I would love to have a straight jacket. But you know if you did have one, some jerk who always randomly come up and lock you up in it, leaving you stuck in it. But that would be a neat fashion statement. You would need a hannibal-lecter facemask to complete the onsemble (spelling?).

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I would love to have a straight jacket. But you know if you did have one, some jerk who always randomly come up and lock you up in it, leaving you stuck in it. But that would be a neat fashion statement. You would need a hannibal-lecter facemask to complete the onsemble (spelling?).

ensemble, with an e, not an o.

 

NO PROBLEM SMON

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TMI. I was searching on eBay for straitjackets, and they make really cool punk looking black leather ones. I would totally buy one if they weren't around $400.

Do you have any idea what those are meant for, the only reason I would buy one is to practice getting out of one.

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Smon has to come back! If he doesn't I'll be next to leave.

 

D:

I've been here the whole time, just more of a watchman than a guide.

 

...also I've been playing sid Meier's Pirates.

 

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also I've been playing sid Meier's Pirates.

That game is SO pimp. I swear, I am so good at it. I came so close to finding all the top 10 pirates, but my wife wanted me to come home. I found 7 of them.

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