Miss_Mayhem Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 I might consider turning that into a sig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Master Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 @Poopdogjr: Uhhh.....thanks, the driver ran away like a coward, but I recovered just fine. The stuff they put in the needles really hurt, believe me. And that dog bite seems pretty bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 2 of my cousins, from different sides of the family, both got chunks of their butt bitten off by a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Master Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Ouch!! that had to hurt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 chinks of their butt  I knew Eric would be a bad influence on you, causing you to spurt out racial slurs like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 I once when I was young tripped on a piece of plywood and both my legs were full of splinters. My mom had to get a needle and dig them out of my skin. IT HURT LIKE HELL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Master Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Still got some marks or scars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Surprisingly no. We used like two bottles of scar remover to get rid of anything left. Damn, it makes me shudder thing of that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Master Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 I have a lot of scars, I like them,its kinda freaky...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Dude, my dog friggin scarred my right leg so bad by biting it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 I have a lot of scars, I like them,its kinda freaky...... ~pulles up pant leg to reveal scar~ Â I love my rugburn scar. I feel down the steps in heels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Master Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 have a scar in my right knee when I fell down and cut myself and got stiches, also in my hand, cutted myself trying to make dinner with a knife.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 OH god. I remember when I was cutting some cherries for somthing when I was 7. I was using a butter knife, but it cut through my skin to my bone. OMG IT HURT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Master Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Guys I have created a thread just for the scars topic, so we can get back on subject here. Â @zelda 41: I know, I put alcohol in them inmediatly, then the fun begins...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 OH god. I remember when I was cutting some cherries for somthing when I was 7. I was using a butter knife, but it cut through my skin to my bone. OMG IT HURT Â Hey Kenny, I never knew you came here. Listen I know it fullfils your erotic fantasies but please don't pretend to be a girl here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 OH god. I remember when I was cutting some cherries for somthing when I was 7. I was using a butter knife, but it cut through my skin to my bone. OMG IT HURT I was once trying to open a thing of pretzals with a steak knife, knife slips, goes into hand...Oh no. Â I could see the inside of my hand. It was all pink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Hey Kenny, I never knew you came here. Listen I know it fullfils your erotic fantasies but please don't pretend to be a girl here. Â Â .........wtf? Wat the hell are you talking about Cheez? Â @ Darth: ewww, so was mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychochaos3 Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 I was once trying to open a thing of pretzals with a steak knife, knife slips, goes into hand...Oh no. Â I could see the inside of my hand. It was all pink. See kids. That's why pretzels are dangerous. Â This joke is in honor of the late Mitch Hedburg. "I do not feel like a tree." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 Okay, worst lie ever:http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=222 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turtlefreak Posted January 11, 2007 Author Share Posted January 11, 2007 See kids. That's why pretzels are dangerous.   Oooooooh. Have you ever tried to turn yourself into a human pretzel? I tried once and brought my leg over my head and got stuck like that for a while. They had to pull me appart and I couldn't sit for about a week....that was dumb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 Pretzels .... mmm .... apple-cinnamon flavor .... *drools* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 Can any of you swallow a pretzel stick whole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 My lies have only ever hurt myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alliespixie Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 Can any of you swallow a pretzel stick whole? nope..i wonder who can? can you even swallow a pretzel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 I bet Madonna can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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