Tysyacha Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 [NOTE: This is an experimental badfic in which there are no spelling errors. Grammar, however, is a convention I take full liberties in ignoring in this kind of a fic. All mistakes are intentional. Enjoy!] A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... "Grunt, grunt, snort." (Don't you hate dis job fighting for Visquis?) "Snort!" (Hmph. Me get paid by Luxa, and don't rat me out, rat!) "Grunt, snort. Squeal, snort, grunt!" (Hey, buddy! Back off! No fight!) "Grunt, grunt..." (OH. Right. This cantina. I forgetted.) "Grunt, snort..." (Hey, I think Luxa hot. How can I fights for her?) "Phfft!" (You dummy. What makes you think Zeltron go for YOU?) "Grunt, grunt, grunt!" (I does some good, good, good armpit solos!) (The first Gammorean shakes his head. He lowers his axe to his side.) "SQUEAL!" (OH, fudge, here comes the Exile! This where we die!) (The two Gammoreans have accidents in the cantina and run for cover.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Tysy, where do you come up with these? I think I broke something laughing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KotO[REvan] Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 This was funny! Completely random, but hilarious! Nice job, keep more of these 'badfics' coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Varen Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Agreed. Short, but random. I hope you can still continue with your other Fic though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Skywalker Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 LOL! Very short and abstract, yet very cool! Keep those up Tysy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Master Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 HA HA, you are the first person in this forum that makes me laugh my heart out! Keep the funny stuff coming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSI Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 ROFL. ROFL. Very Funny, Scotty. Now beam down my pants please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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