Sabretooth Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 SUPER-MEGA-DEATH-LASER learns from Yoda that anger is the way to the dark side, and hence stops venting its anger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Last news: Yoda is dead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWally Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Due to a conspiracy put together by the SUPER-MEGA-DEATH-LASER, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Conspiracy is revealed by Conspiracy Theorists and linked to the US Government. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK-42 Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 A riot breaks out killing the Conspiracy Theorists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Riot control police kill each and every rioter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferc Kast Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 The riot control police kill themselves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWally Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 A huge nuclear war brakes out, leaving only cockroaches to roam the earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Mohinder, from heroes, says that God is a roach. As a result, every cockroaches are eliminated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MachineCult Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 SUPER-MEGA-DEATH-LASER returns and irretrievably atomizes Mohinder from Heroes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferc Kast Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 It is destroyed from the inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 The guy who designed it is sued by the brother of the son-in-law of the friend of the sister of a cleaner working on the SUPER-MEGA-DEATH-LASER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 This brother guy has a bad lawyer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferc Kast Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 The jury finds the designer guilty, in spite of the bad lawyer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 Designer mows down the jury with a machine gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 He runs out of ammo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWally Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 And he commits seppuku once he realizes that he has failed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 The katana he used to kill himself is edgeless... He can't commit sueppuku. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MachineCult Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 He desperately attempts to commit sueppuku with a fork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 He can't commit seppuku with a plastic fork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWally Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 Just because you can't commit seppuku with a plastic fork doesn't me he can't. He commits seppuku with a plastic fork and dies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 Suicide Hotline-people rush to his rescue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWally Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 Upon realizing their failure to save the man, they all commit suicide due to guilt. zOMG TEH IRONY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Irony is found in a sentence by an English teacher as a figure of speech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Kermit the frog circles around Uranus and destroys Klingons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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