Sabretooth Posted March 9, 2007 Posted March 9, 2007 SUPER-MEGA-DEATH-LASER learns from Yoda that anger is the way to the dark side, and hence stops venting its anger.
MrWally Posted March 10, 2007 Posted March 10, 2007 Due to a conspiracy put together by the SUPER-MEGA-DEATH-LASER, of course.
Sabretooth Posted March 10, 2007 Posted March 10, 2007 Conspiracy is revealed by Conspiracy Theorists and linked to the US Government.
HK-42 Posted March 10, 2007 Posted March 10, 2007 A riot breaks out killing the Conspiracy Theorists.
MrWally Posted March 10, 2007 Posted March 10, 2007 A huge nuclear war brakes out, leaving only cockroaches to roam the earth.
Ctrl Alt Del Posted March 10, 2007 Posted March 10, 2007 Mohinder, from heroes, says that God is a roach. As a result, every cockroaches are eliminated.
MachineCult Posted March 10, 2007 Posted March 10, 2007 SUPER-MEGA-DEATH-LASER returns and irretrievably atomizes Mohinder from Heroes.
RC-1162 Posted March 11, 2007 Posted March 11, 2007 The guy who designed it is sued by the brother of the son-in-law of the friend of the sister of a cleaner working on the SUPER-MEGA-DEATH-LASER.
Ferc Kast Posted March 11, 2007 Posted March 11, 2007 The jury finds the designer guilty, in spite of the bad lawyer.
Sabretooth Posted March 11, 2007 Posted March 11, 2007 Designer mows down the jury with a machine gun.
MrWally Posted March 11, 2007 Posted March 11, 2007 And he commits seppuku once he realizes that he has failed.
Ctrl Alt Del Posted March 11, 2007 Posted March 11, 2007 The katana he used to kill himself is edgeless... He can't commit sueppuku.
MachineCult Posted March 11, 2007 Posted March 11, 2007 He desperately attempts to commit sueppuku with a fork.
Ctrl Alt Del Posted March 11, 2007 Posted March 11, 2007 He can't commit seppuku with a plastic fork.
MrWally Posted March 12, 2007 Posted March 12, 2007 Just because you can't commit seppuku with a plastic fork doesn't me he can't. He commits seppuku with a plastic fork and dies.
MrWally Posted March 12, 2007 Posted March 12, 2007 Upon realizing their failure to save the man, they all commit suicide due to guilt. zOMG TEH IRONY!!!
Sabretooth Posted March 13, 2007 Posted March 13, 2007 Irony is found in a sentence by an English teacher as a figure of speech.
milo Posted March 13, 2007 Posted March 13, 2007 Kermit the frog circles around Uranus and destroys Klingons.
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