Trench Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Abraham Lincoln. What is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HockeyGoalie35 Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 *error* cannot comprehend fragment of a question How can i compute the question above? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 By adding something to the question and changing the nature of it entirely. If it's 4:00PM and you have monkeys in your underpants, who will honk the horn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HockeyGoalie35 Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 None of them I hope. Why do you have monkeys in your undies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 I don't, your mother does. Who will honk the F***ing horn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Your mother will, of course. What horn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HockeyGoalie35 Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 ^ Can you say hello to your mother for me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulmont Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Sure, if you'll look at these photographs of yours. Which one of them is the spy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 ^^^You are. What did one thigh say to the other as the fat lady walked up to sing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Nothing. Thighs can't talk. Who is the worst voice actress in Canada? (I'll stop with it after this one) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulmont Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Michal Jackson. Is it the real deal, or just blue paint? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Why don't you go find out? (that's supposed to serve as both an answer and a question) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulmont Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Can I delegate the task of finding out to someone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 No. How much does it cost? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 $Texas. What's that equal to in numbers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 I'm just going to guess 40% of $28.67Trillion since that is basically what our economy GDP is worth...I think. So figure something around $10 Trillion. Why beware of a gobstopper under the sink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulmont Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Why not? Is the phrase, "There's no such thing as a stupid question," a veiled jab about the intelligence of people who ask questions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 It may be, and I've considered that possibility myself. Or it could just be very literal: questions are words and it isn't the words that are stupid it's the content of those words and by extension, the person responsible for the content whom/that may be stupid...and yet even that does not disqualify anything from your question's consideration, ironically. I think I'm beginning to like where this is headed. Is it true what some people say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulmont Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 That Microsoft's products, like the hundredth copy of a third generation duplication of a substandard bootleg are a little fuzzy, one might even say unstable? Yes, I'm afraid it is. Is it possible to be both astonished and not surprised at the same time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Yes and no... Is it possible for something to be truly false and falsely true at different times? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulmont Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 I'm afraid the answer to that question in ontological. Your wife and your lawyer are drowning and you have a choice to make: do you go to dinner or the movies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 Ulmont, I'll take Serial killer for $500. Is this a trick question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulmont Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 Yes. Side effects of answering your quasi-paradoxical question may include, but are not limited to; drowsiness and loss of appetite, insomnia, loss of hearing, dizziness, dryness of eyes, loss of vision, shortness of breath, back and neck pain, chest pain, heart failure, liver failure, schizophrenia, a rational fear of toasters, an overpowering craving for olive juice, an inability to comprehend numbers greater than seven, deja vu, an urge to eat cantaloupe, an aversion to buttered platypus, love, the StormTrooper Effect, an overwhelming desire to enter into the Church of the Blessed Titanium Knee, madness, insanity, anger, fear, jealousy, an inability to abide by the laws of robotics, mental instability, and death. Did I miss any side effects? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 Possession by a lord of the underworld. HOLY $***! Why aren't you wearing a shirt?! (GO put a shirt on! You look like 200 lbs of bird $***!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 200 lbs of bird droppings is a little lite for your average hutt, but you obviously know that Jabba. Why did you pass Go and forget to take your $200? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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