Totenkopf Posted May 21, 2009 Posted May 21, 2009 B/c he has so little to live for, dummy. Are superheroes real?
Darth Avlectus Posted May 21, 2009 Posted May 21, 2009 <bill clinton voice>: Now that depends on what you mean by "real". Dr dinglenut is a weapons invetion specialist and a master of disguise gunning for the team...so why in the hell is it that sugar bear is the only clean cop on the NYPD besides the chief?
Totenkopf Posted May 21, 2009 Posted May 21, 2009 B/c that's how the story is being told. Is Gordon really a Free-man?
Darth Avlectus Posted May 21, 2009 Posted May 21, 2009 Depends on the game...GMOD it and you'll find out how free he REALLY can be. Gives the "Here ladies" glance b/c he's too cool to say anything.... (tickle tickle tickle) If you became the next president, would you go around in a chopper and invade some foreign country, light it on fire and say with a megaphone in a russian accent: "I am the president of the United States, the most powerful nation on earth. I want you to bow down and kiss my butt!"?
Totenkopf Posted May 21, 2009 Posted May 21, 2009 Now that's just stupid. Would you yell that in a Texan twang, but substitute China for the US?
Darth Avlectus Posted May 21, 2009 Posted May 21, 2009 Now now, that could never really happen. Why should I do karaoke of rick astley?
Totenkopf Posted May 21, 2009 Posted May 21, 2009 You shouldn't, unless you like getting stoned by random passersby. Is Butthead's head really a butt?
Darth Avlectus Posted May 21, 2009 Posted May 21, 2009 I don't know... Maybe if you check the hairline? Is Beavis' bush on his head really "bushy"?
Totenkopf Posted May 21, 2009 Posted May 21, 2009 Well, his name ain't a play on beaver for nothing. Is Mr. Garrison really gay or just confused?
Alkonium Posted May 21, 2009 Posted May 21, 2009 He's gay, but confused when it came to wanting to be a woman, or at least unaware of the limitations of surgery. Should I feel old, considering I'm only 18?
Totenkopf Posted May 21, 2009 Posted May 21, 2009 Only if your life expectancy is that of a fruitfly. If the moon is made of green cheese, where are all the mice?
Blix Posted May 21, 2009 Posted May 21, 2009 Living in a Swiss-Commune in Canada of course. Why does it hurt every time I poke my eye? :/
Totenkopf Posted May 21, 2009 Posted May 21, 2009 B/c you haven't completely severed it from your socket, yet. Are you real?
Darth Avlectus Posted May 21, 2009 Posted May 21, 2009 I'm actually that voice in your neighbor's head, you know the trashy annoying one down the street. I've been trying so hard to ruin his life and get him evicted--so don't let him know I have sent for some goon to drive by manure his place. What time is it for Stone Cold Steve Austin?
Totenkopf Posted May 22, 2009 Posted May 22, 2009 Retirement. What do you get when you cross the Mothman w/a chupacabra (sp?)?
Darth Avlectus Posted May 24, 2009 Posted May 24, 2009 A motacabra man. (???) When Anderson is distracted by a phone call and you have a clear opening to the bowl of candy, what do you do?
Totenkopf Posted May 24, 2009 Posted May 24, 2009 You send a hooker as a secondary distraction, take the bowl and get the hell out of wherever it is your are cause he's gonna be mad. What do Gordon Freeman and Duke Nukem do on their offdays?
CommanderQ Posted May 24, 2009 Posted May 24, 2009 Blow some heads offa some weird alien or zombie. It figures that on the one day off, they want to kill something, and not hang out with their prospective girlfriends:D What would Gordon Freeman do after killing all the aliens?
Alkonium Posted May 24, 2009 Posted May 24, 2009 Get put back into that void-thing by the G-Man. Would you prefer a garbageman who never touches you, or a garbageman who never judges you?
Totenkopf Posted May 26, 2009 Posted May 26, 2009 Neither. Just one that picks up the trash bags and puts them in my nemesis's yard where he lights them on fire. What are you doing climbing into the Queen's bedroom (she's OLD, man)?
Darth Avlectus Posted May 26, 2009 Posted May 26, 2009 Get put back into that void-thing by the G-Man. Would you prefer a garbageman who never touches you, or a garbageman who never judges you? HEY! :curse: I mean, I knew you were a flirt, but DAMN! Neither. Just one that picks up the trash bags and puts them in my nemesis's yard where he lights them on fire. Gladly. That'll come out to $19.82, cash, charge, beer, or should I just go 'spank the monkey' again? What are you doing climbing into the Queen's bedroom (she's OLD, man)? SHHHH! I'm trying to put snakes in her wardrobe...and a few pics of barbra walters...and a twinkie with an I love you card. ...Cover me... What the hell are you going to do with that giant trojan horse?
Totenkopf Posted May 28, 2009 Posted May 28, 2009 Invade Troy, what else you stupid git! What's to the left of tomorrow?
Darth Avlectus Posted May 28, 2009 Posted May 28, 2009 Some obese troller hugging a gigantic furby out in front of his garage. Where did all my rats go?
Totenkopf Posted May 29, 2009 Posted May 29, 2009 They left along with your pyromaniac monkey. Where is the king of Siam?
Darth Avlectus Posted May 29, 2009 Posted May 29, 2009 Dead and buried in your back yard. Darn asswipe trying to steal my special monkey sheets. Whose down for a little bit of spank the monkeys?
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