Totenkopf Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Probably your rats. Spank the monkeys or the Monkees? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urluckyday Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 The monkees because human contact is much better...uhhhh *gulp* Where's waldo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Spankin' the Monkees of course. Is make believe for real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Only if you spank monkeys> Who thinks Ed Asner is win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Only people that will spank his monkey. Where is here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Wherever bob is spanking monkees. Who wants to feel up a jackass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Probably his or her spouse. If you lose everything, what do you have left? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 That "depends". (Get it? Depends ) Who likes feelin' up on they homeboy's ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpentine Cougar Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Definitely not me. Who's on the boat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Your homeboy whose azz you just felt up on, anyway. (Hint: you are trying to make it off like he has fleas) Who wants to heave a mountain of dead raccoons at the monkey army? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpentine Cougar Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 The rabid elephant bunny. What do you trust in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 When all else fails: Be a man, use your hand. [Query]: Do you need anything killed? If yes, would you like that kill doused in frying grease freshly after slaughter or let it wait awhile and fester?[/HK-47] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 Baste it in motor oil and then roast it over an open nuclear reactor. How do you like you monkey brains....shaken or stirred? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 Neither: I like them scrabled or stewed. As "Angry Cat Man" said on his video: WHERE'D YOU F*CKING GO?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Ahhhh.....shaddup. Quit being so catty. Who is waldo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Anyone wearing a shirt with red and white stripes. Should the world be less idiot friendly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 I don't know. You might kill most of the world population, and besides: the Dilbert Principle clearly states we're all idiots in some way, somehow... So decide for yourself. Who scared the crap out of bob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Bob did....when he looked in his mirror and saw his reflection (the mirror cracked, too). Can Bob survive 7 years of bad luck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Of course Bob can survive 7 years of bad luck. This is Bob we're talking about here. Why does bob need fireworks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 When you're talking about Bob, why ask why... Are Bob and CommanderQ one in the same? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 No, though QBob is their binary clone. Does that make Bob and CommanderQ husbands, and QBob their son? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 How dare you ask such a sensitive question. Do we live in a Bobuplic or a Bobtatorship? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpentine Cougar Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Oh, definitely a Bobtatership. ... I think. When will the computer reign supreme? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 As soon as skynet becomes self aware--silly. --That is if it doesn't already ruke by extension of human desires. What's going on in anderson's tool shed now--all these years later? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Same thing as always, whatever that might be. What are the odds of Microsoft's Project Natal becoming self-aware? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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