Trench Posted July 15, 2009 Posted July 15, 2009 What kind of a man are you! Of course it can! Why do so many people who don't have horses/ponies, want horses/ponies?
Alkonium Posted July 15, 2009 Posted July 15, 2009 It's human nature to want what you can't have. What else does that explain?
Darth Avlectus Posted July 16, 2009 Posted July 16, 2009 Jules would reply: "Say what again! SAY_WHAT_AGAIN! I dare ya I double dare ya motha****a! Say *what* ONE more **wd-Damn time! (Seriously, watch pulp fiction, I'm not kidding.) Whose goin' Chicken Huntin'?
Darth Avlectus Posted July 16, 2009 Posted July 16, 2009 <PLAF! PLAF-PLAF-PLAF-PLAF! PLAF!> Why is it every time I look on the news there is something horrendously wrong with burger world?
Serpentine Cougar Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 I'm not sure exactly, but I'm sure it's the french fries' fault. What should I do next time I suffer from jet-lag after venturing across the Atlantic?
CommanderQ Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 Dance across the plane, holding a trout, and singing 'Some where over the Rainbow.' Believe me, it gets your mind offa the Jet Lag. Where is the MIGHTY FORTRESS OF BOB.
Darth Avlectus Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 In bob's secret land. Why not buy something cool from bob's company? No for reals, it is owned by a guy named bob. Why not?
CommanderQ Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 Hmmm very cool{AWESOME:D} But Bob's real company is far more awesome then that. He sells coconuts. Bob is coming, what will you do?
Darth Avlectus Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 Smack soemone with my king scepter...or a bokken. Why are people afraid of rats?
CommanderQ Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 Because they have mastered the art of Stupidity. Only a few human beings{in high places} have mastered it. It terrifies us:D I am attempting to brain you with a Bokken. What will you do?
Darth Avlectus Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 Block with my bokken just enough to halt your cut, and follow up with an attack of my own. Why do animals like garbage?
CommanderQ Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 Because Garbage tastes good. Why are my questions so stupid?
Trench Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 Take a look at the thread name. Was that a stupid answer?
Totenkopf Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 Only if you're paranoid on every third tuesday of a leap year. Why do monkeys like to flip their crap at Te Mirdala Mand'alor?
CommanderQ Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 Te Mirdala Mand'alor just provides such a tempting target of dung. That is why the monkeys cannot resist. Bob hates monkeys. Why did he allow them to exist?
Astor Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 Because the police took away his firearms license. Why can't I fop till I drop?
Trench Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 Your fop will wobble but it won't drop down. Will the dung flinging monkeys ever leave me alone?
CommanderQ Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 No. The Gypsy Emperor cursed you after you blamed the monkeys for your problems. Why can't I conquer the world?
Trench Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 Because I won't let you. I already did. You are in my Matrix. How were some people smart enough to get out of the Matrix?
Darth Avlectus Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 Shiny happy pills, solve all of life's problems and bring you even more of them. Untillmonkeys fling a flaming ball of crap and destroy the main power...then they emerge victorious! Because the police took away his firearms license. Bob must be a little cynical. ============ How did Bob pwn Mr Buzzcut?
Totenkopf Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 He made him his bitch. Bob just rolls that way. Is Bob so powerful that he can make a rock even he can't lift?
Trench Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 No. Bob is too cool to make rocks. Why is Bob so uber-powerful?
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