Trench Posted July 7, 2010 Posted July 7, 2010 For you, of diseased monkeys. Why is there a Frenchman in England?
HockeyGoalie35 Posted July 7, 2010 Posted July 7, 2010 because he is the ambassador of french fries why diseased monkeys?
Darth Avlectus Posted July 7, 2010 Posted July 7, 2010 Because the monkey militia/army doesn't tolerate diseased amongst its ranks, either you get past your illness (on leave, preferably to them) or you go off and die. Where will the doodey flinging monkeys strike next?
Totenkopf Posted July 7, 2010 Posted July 7, 2010 I'd tell ya, but then they'd have to kill ya. Why is the monkey army so feared?
HockeyGoalie35 Posted July 7, 2010 Posted July 7, 2010 because of their poo flinging skills anyone got poo flingin catapults?
Totenkopf Posted July 7, 2010 Posted July 7, 2010 GTA's doody flinging trebuchet monkey army......it's a standard in their TO&E. What would happen if Beavis and Butthead hung out w/Jay and Silent Bob?
Darth Avlectus Posted July 8, 2010 Posted July 8, 2010 They'd stand around in a parking lot picking their noses and loitering. What if loitering was a crime punishable by teabagging?
HockeyGoalie35 Posted July 8, 2010 Posted July 8, 2010 i would be moving a LOT faster what if it was punishable by tea-quatering (tradtional quatering with an added bonus teabaging. its like buy one, get one free)
Trench Posted July 8, 2010 Posted July 8, 2010 THE GRAMMAR, MAN! STOP ABUSING IT! *ahem* Please rephrase your query. Anybody wanna see my trebuchet?
Darth Avlectus Posted July 8, 2010 Posted July 8, 2010 Unless it's unarmed, no. Give the devil his dues?
purifier Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 The devil has already got all his dues, everybody's dues now belong to me. Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
Trench Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 *opens cookie* The answer is: All things mu- [Please insert more money] Should Fortune cookies take cash?
Trench Posted July 10, 2010 Posted July 10, 2010 Uh... Be right back! Why haven't you manned your station?
Darth Avlectus Posted July 10, 2010 Posted July 10, 2010 I'm robbing you of your ammo before beating a well planned retreat. CYA! *escapes* Why did the farmer want a cow and ducks?
ForeverNight Posted July 10, 2010 Posted July 10, 2010 cause he wanted them. How many flops in a pool?
Trench Posted July 10, 2010 Posted July 10, 2010 Same as how many flips in a puddle. How many flaps in a pond?
purifier Posted July 13, 2010 Posted July 13, 2010 Hell if I know...I'm still counting ripples. Can the devil cast out the devil?
Trench Posted July 13, 2010 Posted July 13, 2010 No. What are you, a Pharisee? ¬_¬ What can time travel do inside a star?
Demongo Posted July 13, 2010 Posted July 13, 2010 Much that you don't know about What if the sun would explode right on schedule?
Trench Posted July 14, 2010 Posted July 14, 2010 Then I suppose we'd expect it. What would you do if the sun were to explode in two days?
purifier Posted July 14, 2010 Posted July 14, 2010 I would become a space terrorist and hijack one of those flying saucers that I hear people mention from time to time, just to get the hell of the solar system. (Me: OKAY! *click-click* DON"T NO ALIEN MOVE GODDANGIT....THIS HERE SAUCER IS BEING HIJACKED! I DEMAN.............. WHATTA YA LOOKING AT???...put your spindly tentacles up *nudges alien with the end of the gun barrel* I SAID PUT YOUR TENTACLES UP - YOU!...YEAH!..that's right..don't piss off the (hu)man with a boom stick, if ya know what's good for ya. NOW!....AS I WAS SAYING, I DEMAND YOU TAKE ME WERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE - GOT THAT!?) What if someone really did hijack a flying saucer, would we all know about it?
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