CommanderQ Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Correct, to not be, because to be has just so many hazards.... Rather the question is....to be or not to be!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Neither, just polynomials. Is there a failproof way to factor a polynomial on paper in four steps or less? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Yep. Look at the answers. What is your favorite type of math problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Using matrices to solve systems of equations. What is the simplest expression in the world? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 1-1=0, at least, that's what they had to start with... What is......YOUR FAVORITE COLOR!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Blue! No, wait...*gets flung to his death* Who isn't the man?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Ummmm....The Man! What is your quest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 To stop another crusade of Monty Python questions. Would a string of false psychologists and a machine be illegal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Yep, it's a capital offense in the small country of....Odd. Where is the small country of....Odd? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ataris Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 In the continent of ,,,Strange. Where is ,,,Strange? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Amsterdam. Why would you do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 To see if I can. Can Duct Tape solve any problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Yep, if applied correctly, for instance, annoying neighbor, duck tape to mouth, annoying dog, duck tape to mouth, annoying Math problem, duck tape to mouth, annoying.... Do you use scotch tape? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Nope, duct tape for everything. Can duct tape help me sing better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Yes, because muffling your voice is a big improvement. Would you call the cops if I put duct tape on your mouth to stop you from singing, and if so, what would you be able to say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 No, I wouldn't call the cops, I'd get my double-barreled sawed off 12-gauge shotgun and dealt and then we'll see who ahs the advantage.....with the duck tape:D Why do you like duck tape? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Blame Red Green. What's wrong with duct tape? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Nothing. Besides the fact everyone is trying to tape my mouth. Why is the customer not always right, Alkonium? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Because they're often clueless morons. Are you expecting me to call you a clueless moron? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 No. I am not a customer. Therefore, I am smart... Were you going to call me a clueless moron? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 No, and if you believe that... Is Red Green the Canadian version of redneck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Not if you're colour blind When will the planet jupiter descend with fury upon the plains of the Owl People? mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 It already did, yesterday. Is Green Red the mirror universe Red Green who has no facial hair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Down Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Earl How much paper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Enough. What fo you mean 'How much paper?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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