DarthAve Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 ~explosion~ THIS IS RPG. EVERYBODY IS A BOUNTY HUNTER, AND WE ALL ARE ASSIGNED TO KILL EACHOTHER IN ULTRARAD DANCE OFFS. BUT NOBODY DIES, THAN WE START A BAND AND FACE OFF AGAINST THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS IN A ROBOT BUILDING CONTEST! THAN WE MEET SOME CHICKENS AND EAT THEM! THAN MORE RANDOM CRAP HAPPENES. THESE ARE RULES. 1. AWESXOMENESS IS NEEDED TO JOIN. I DEFINE YOUR AWEXOMENESS LEVEL 2. I'm done with caps for now. 3. Make ups are allowed, but you can be some random person from a movie or somthing. But they have to be turned into a ruthless bounty hunter for this. 4. You can control other people, ala Mel. 5. GET READY 2 ROKK!!!! 6. No anime crap, lol! (I'd just like to see you guys stretch. NO GOD MOD PSYCHO!) This includes characters, magical skills, and dragons. And pekingeses. 7. This RPG is made for supersillyness. WE CAN'T GET SERIOUS! THIS IS WHERE YOU LET YOUR STUPID SIDE OUT! I'm gonna be Mission Vao from KOTOR Name-Mission Vao Gender-Girl Hair color-None(But her lekku are blue) Eye Color-Brown Skin color-Blue! Weapon- Twin Vibroblades, or blaster pistols. Skills-Security breaching, stealth. Best Kill-The Vice President of Junior TI(Whatever happened to her?) Awexome?-HELLZ YEAH! (you guys leave this blank, Cause I'm determinein if you're awexome enough to join) LET'S GOOOOO!! ~fistpump!~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 14, 2007 Author Share Posted March 14, 2007 AW C'MON YOU GUYS! IT'S GONNA BE HELLA AWESOME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 This is more like it. Let the insanity continue in this place. I'm gonna be dangeROSS or tyranasauROSS. Hair color-Dirty blonde. Eye Color-Brown Weapon- Harmonica o' powa and pencils o'art, a freggin' jet-pack. Skills-Mad drawing skillz. Draws stuff that comes real and kills you. Harmonica. Can't really play it, but it can be very dangerous weapon. Can't smell or taste. Has a freakin' jet pack. and runs with dogs who also have jet-packs. Best Kill-Robotic evil albert Einstein. Awexome?-Are you serious? I used to have the word awesome in my sig. My middle name is gunnar...and AWESOME. I have a jet-pack! and a dog with a jet-pack! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Master Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Pass, wonder if Zelda will make another kickass RPG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 14, 2007 Author Share Posted March 14, 2007 Go Ross! tyranasauROSS. OMG, "I'm gonna use my 'crack'asaurous!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Name - IG-88 Gender - Masculine programming Hair color - None Optical Sensor Color - Red Body Color - Darkish grey Weapons - Too numerous to list, but includes a deadly gas dispenser, a flamethrower, a sonic stunner, a pulse cannon and a neural inhibitor projectile launcher Skills - All kinds of assassin and robot-related stuff Best Kill - Everyone in Holowan Laboratories Awexome? - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 14, 2007 Author Share Posted March 14, 2007 Itchy, you are AWEXOME! That makes 3 people. Tell more to join. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychochaos3 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Psycho Male Black hair Red eyes Weaponry: 13 swords. Skills-Mastery Best Kill-Jack Thompson. Awesome- I have no reason to answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 14, 2007 Author Share Posted March 14, 2007 Psycho, 2 things. 1. Are those 13 swoards animeish magic? 2. I don't know if you can be silly in this. You always turn RpG into some kind of quest thing whre we're all gonna die and there's an evil dictator, and it sounds like a Final Fantasy game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychochaos3 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 1. No, they float by telekinesis. 2. Don't worry. By watching the Dog, I now laugh whenever i think of Bounty hunters.It's the mullet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 14, 2007 Author Share Posted March 14, 2007 ...fine, but be warned. I'll be wary of your post. ~stamps AWEXOME on psycho's forehead~ Okay, 4 people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Davinq, Dav, Daniel Male Dirty blonde hair Blue eyes Weaponry: Meyers Special Sniper Rifle Self-Defense Skillz: Karate, Aikido. Best Kill: An Agent in MxO (LVL 255! MAAAAAAAAAAATE!) Comes with everything you see here: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 I is The Imperial Court Jester of Aresen Skillz - 1337 basturd Weaponry - [classified information] Gender - Male Best Kill: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 15, 2007 Author Share Posted March 15, 2007 Davinq-Awexome! Ray Jones- If you sign this waver to limit the following things; profanity, sexual innundos, anything naughty; mimes; self confidence. Sign on the line. _______________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_92 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Best Kill: I miss him so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Dude. Don't you know that he's a resurrected zombie rodent now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Hunting time. Can we carry on and get started Ave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Get started with what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychochaos3 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 The RPG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 15, 2007 Author Share Posted March 15, 2007 YOu know what? YEAH! Anyone else who wants to join will just hop into the story. From now on, OOC things are in parentheses. One day, Mission was walking around Taris. BUT THEN IT BLEW IT, LOL! And she landed on Earth! Than she went to the corner store, where everythign is permenantly disco. There she signed up to be a bounty hunter. "Man I wish Big Z wern't dead." Said Mission, "But he's in wookie heaven. WHO SHOULD I KILL?" A cat/man behind the counter handed her a picture & data sheet. "Hmmm," she examined, "dangerROSS?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 Davinq was bored. He walked down the street. He rounded the corner, and saw a wierd-looking building. "Haha cool, I wonder if they sell condoms in there," Dav said. He went inside, and a big, hairy thing fell from the ceiling and pounced on him! Davinq instantly snapped into attack mode, landing a knee right in between the creatures legs. Oh. It was a girl. He freed his hands from the things armpits and thrust them towards its breasts. This worked like a charm, as the she-thing sprang up, howled. and ran into the back room. A man behind the counter was clapping. "Hahahaha, well done! You'll be perfect for the job!" Dav raised one eyebrow. "Job? I supposed it involves fighting," he eyed the freshly printed $100 bills sitting on the counter. "... and money. Keep talking." "I want you to hunt down... this person," The man pointed to the photo on a poster on the wall behind him. It said Wanted: Blue-Skinned Twi'Lek. REWARD. "And uh... alive, if you don't mind. Do we have a deal, mister..." "Just call me Davinq." "Right. Are we in accord." "You've got yourself a deal." They shake hands, and Davinq left the shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 Unfortaunately I don't feel insnae enough today to really post something great, but here's something anyway. Suddenly out of nowhere DangeROSS burst in through a skylight. The skylight didn't exist at first. So it had to be built. A ten man crew of robotic automotons came in through a time-space portal and made one in about 2 and a half days. Everyone had to stay pefectly still and not move an inch, or there places would be wrong and nothing would seem right to anyone. The skylight was finally built and people we relieved to be able to move once again. then dangeROSS burst though the ceiling next to the skylight, because the didn't like the way it looked or something stupid like that. Once he landed he took out a gund and shot the skylight regardless. He made sure to head over and finish off every last piece of glass that resulted from the gunshot by stabbing the pieces with a knife until they became even smaller pieces. He then inhaled the glass dust to cut up his lungs. Because he beileved that would somehow make his lungs stronger. And aslo he enjoys consuming his defeated enemies. DangeROSS then magically teleported behind the Cat-man and quickly shoved his hand through the cat-man's stomach. Producing his entrails and body organs and stuff on the other side for the cat-man to see before he died a horribly painful death. Freakin' blood spurt everywhere and the cat-man began urinating uncontrollably and incredibly hard. Ir ripped through his pants and shot out across the room. Like so hard it cut a hole through a nearby wall and decapitated a baby in the other room. The baby was decapitated in slow motion. Baby blood and urine mixed together in a symphony of death and also pee. It created incredible colors that had never been viewed by human eyes before. It was so Earth Shattering and amazing 5 people standing nearby magically turned into giant chicken patties then ate themselves. they gorged on their deliciousness in the light of the blood-pee colors all the while smiles so large and hard on their chicken patty faces that it bled. Once they had consumed apporximately 38.9% of their bodies they exploded into squirrels which then ran into the sunset. Before his life left his cat-body, dangEROSS leaned in very closely to his cat-human ear and whispered, I am captain Nemo. He sang the song quietly at first then began screaming it. The cat-ear started bleeding chokolate milkz. Then he frenched kissed his cat-human ear. HARD. Like he got his tongue a good 6 inches in there. Then the cat-man died. dangeROSS shoved his face into a remaining puddle of urine next to his body to not only further embarass his body and soul, but to also punish him for making number 1 inside. He spun around supa fast. Like a blur. But also in slow motion. So that his hair and everything twirled and sparkled in the light. It was beautiful. But also dangerous. And mildly retarded as well. Doves flew by in the background in slow-motion as well. But these guns had on bullet proof vests and had guns duct-taped to their backs. Which is to show how bad-ass this scene really is. And to also make a pun by using duct tape, which sort of sounds like duck on a pigeon. Which will catch intellectuals and make them warm and tingly inside because they will feel so smart and think they caught something that others might have missed. But they are just stupid-babies. His gaze fixed upon his opponent with a retarded man's intelligence. He got distracted by something shiny outside for a moment. His gaping maw smiled with wonder and cocked his head to the side in amusement. But the he became supa concentrated again. He flicked the switch on his jet-pack, activating is twin turbo jets of love. He rose off the floor, and donned his helmet. With the ghastly visage of Steven Segal. He began crying. Not because he was scared, or because he's a little girly man or anything. Are you crazy? Are you a stupid baby or something? No, no, dangeROSS was shedding a tear for the fact that he was about to do glorious battle and nothing can compare to the wonder and beauty of such a thing. Just then........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 Davinq had first thought it would be easy to find a person with blue skin and extremely large tails attached to her head. He had thought he was on Earth. But he wasn't! According to string theory, he and all those around him were planted in a completely different dimension, and on Earth in this dimension, aliens were a common sight. It was going to be a long day... Or so he thought. All of a sudden... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychochaos3 Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 In the urbs of New York. "Heh. I've been out of a good hunt for 6 months. I'm bored oftaking out petty criminals just to make a living. I became a bounty hunter to make some cash." said Psycho as he threw another dart at his wall. Suddenly a wind blew in a poster. WANTEd Alien Mob Boss Tan'sulik Last seen on Moon Colony 7. Reward 3,000,000 Credits. "Holy #$%#! Three million credits! Alfred!" said Psycho. "Yes sir?" said the butler. "Get my ship" said Psycho. "Yes sir." said Alfred as he set up the ship and Psycho set off. "I miss Batman" said Alfred as he went to tidy up the mansion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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